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Title: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: CC27 on September 14, 2009, 01:49:50 PM
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My 6 year old want to join the scouts
   
He came home today with a flyer that he got at school and is all excited about it because his friends want to join too.

My wife I am are morally opposed to a lot of BSA's stances on certain topics and do not like that fact that he will be taking an oath of a belief in God when he does not and we had not planned on talking to him about religion until he was older.

I was wondering how other parents here have dealt with this issue

I'm sure this DUmmie would rather have the kid join the Obozo youth core.  :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6546011
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: jtyangel on September 14, 2009, 01:53:44 PM
I'm sure this DUmmie would rather have the kid join the Obozo youth core.  :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6546011

They are such chicken shit wimps. You handle it the same way you would anything else you would say no to. Just tell the child no for goodness sakes! A 6 year old does not need to know why. What's so hard about this?

Oh, I forgot, the DUmmie...really, really, really wants to impress his peers at the DUmp. Street cred and all that.

I love you guys, but I don't need your approval or high 5's to tell my kids no if I don't think it's appropriate! LOL I know you all would agree.

Stupid dummies.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Rebel on September 14, 2009, 01:53:56 PM
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supernova  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)

3. Is there an alternative group?

I know spiral scouts are for children of primarily Wiccan families, but they are open to everyone.

I hope others will chime in with other groups.

http://www.uuworld.org/news/articles/45487.shtml


Look! They have their own NAMBLA version.   :gay2:

Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 14, 2009, 02:06:29 PM
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Oregone  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-14-09 02:23 PM
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4. Make him watch Arlington Road
 Lie to him an tell him that all scout troupes are breeding grounds for terrorist activity (not to mention, pedophilia).

Then, be truthful and remind him that pictures in his scout uniform will greatly embarrass him in the future. Especially if he stays in it in high school and goes for Eagle.

You may want to weigh letting him know that the number of years in BSA is inversely correlated with their chance to get laid.


There is some healthy open minded thinking about a 6 year old.

 
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: mamacags on September 14, 2009, 02:35:58 PM
What the flinging flug is wrong with those idiots? :bird: :mental:
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 14, 2009, 02:41:24 PM
That poor kid.

 :bawl: 
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: thundley4 on September 14, 2009, 02:48:09 PM
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My wife I am are morally opposed to a lot of BSA's stances on certain topics and do not like that fact that he will be taking an oath of a belief in God when he does not and we had not planned on talking to him about religion until he was older.

He doesn't believe in God, and you know this because you HAVEN"T talked to him about religion yet? That makes sense, to a DUmmie, I suppose.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: DixieBelle on September 14, 2009, 03:02:50 PM
Oh tortured DUmmie logic!!!

Go ahead DUmmie and let him sit out Scouts. That will surely make sense to a 6yr old who just wants to do something that sounds neat with all of his buddies.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 14, 2009, 03:09:31 PM
I'm pretty sure this kid needs to be removed from this lunatic! For cryin' out loud, I've never heard of such nonsense! I know Ralph would like to punch one of these asshats in the nose over they're racisim bullshirt, but this is beyond the pale!

Talk about an asshat needing to have their head handed to them...........
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Ree on September 14, 2009, 03:12:17 PM
G'head DUmbass keep the kiddie out of Boy Scouts....In 20 years he'll be a Conservative...
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: The Village Idiot on September 14, 2009, 03:34:17 PM
Yes they want you to believe in God. They don't force anyone to believe in any specific faith though. It's all agitation over nothing.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 14, 2009, 03:44:57 PM
Yes they want you to believe in God. They don't force anyone to believe in any specific faith though. It's all agitation over nothing.

Ya know, I was a Crud Scout and later a Boy Scout, and I got laid, married, and had a coupla kids who also joined the Scouts, 4H, etc., who have now had my grandchildren, all 5 of 'em. Wonder what this DUmpster DIver is talking about?

I doubt anything would help this asshat get laid!
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2009, 03:57:19 PM
G'head DUmbass keep the kiddie out of Boy Scouts....In 20 years he'll be a Conservative...

And either a Marine or an Army Ranger . . .
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: AprilRazz on September 14, 2009, 04:01:45 PM
Proud parent of an almost Eagle Scout. He is in the process of writing everything up now for a new playground at one of the Fisher Houses and he is only 16. What have the primitive children done by that age?
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2009, 04:06:13 PM
Both my son was a Cub Scout and his sister is following by becoming a Girl Scout. I guess they both take after me I am a Life Long Girl Scout
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: The Village Idiot on September 14, 2009, 04:09:49 PM
Both my son was a Cub Scout and his sister is following by becoming a Girl Scout. I guess they both take after me I am a Life Long Girl Scout

But todays girl scouts are Gaia-worshipping leftist Scouts.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2009, 04:13:20 PM
It wont be that way in my daughter's troop I promise you that I am the leader :tongue:
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: The Village Idiot on September 14, 2009, 04:15:03 PM
It wont be that way in my daughter's troop I promise you that I am the leader :tongue:

Yes sir ma'am, Sarg!
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2009, 04:24:10 PM
FGL drop and give me 20 nah just please would you like to buy some cookies  :naughty:
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 14, 2009, 04:31:14 PM
FGL drop and give me 20 nah just please would you like to buy some cookies  :naughty:

Oh no's!!!!!!! Not the cookies! I think I should own interest in the company who makes 'em!
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2009, 04:36:21 PM
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My 6 year old want to join the scouts
  
He came home today with a flyer that he got at school and is all excited about it because his friends want to join too.

My wife I am are morally opposed to a lot of BSA's stances on certain topics and do not like that fact that he will be taking an oath of a belief in God when he does not and we had not planned on talking to him about religion until he was older.

I was wondering how other parents here have dealt with this issue

I'm calling a tentative 'BOUNCY' on the OP.  The youngest BSA program is the 'Tiger Cubs'.  They start taking them in at 7 years of age.  So unless, the kid's one of the the youngest in his second grade class he wouldn't even have buddies that he'd want to join in with.

Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2009, 04:45:31 PM
My son has been in Scouting since age 6. He is now a Life Scout working on Eagle. He has his brotherhood in the Oder of the Arrow. He has been asked recently to act as Chief of District(?) in the OA. Last spring he earned his God and Country Award. He started JROTC this year and being in the best Troop (the most active and strictist) in the district has given him a leg up in JROTC.

Yeah DUmmie, keep your kid out of the Cub Scouts. He might grow up to be somebody if you don't.



Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: lastparker on September 14, 2009, 04:59:26 PM
That settles it.  My kid is joining as soon as HIS flyer comes home.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
I believe I should make this post separate from my other one.

Last February a 71 year old gentleman presided over an Eagle Award presentation on Scout Sunday at out church.  60 years ago he had joined the Scout Troop sponsored by our church. It was while he was in the scouts that he learned about God and became a christian and an Eagle scout.  Scouts were the motivating factor in him going to college and joining the military. When he retired after 20 years, he returned here and for a few years was the Scout master of the troop. He moved to another church and started a troop there. He served in the National Guard until age 60 and contined to be very active in scouting right up until his death last week.

He was first in the Army Rangers, then the Special Forces and then something else. He had a list of military awards and achievements a mile long. Did 3 tours in Viet Nam, was in a couple of the other lesser wars and Desert Storm. He finally retired as a full Colonel. They laid him to rest in our church cemetery last week with full military honors. A large group of his old Army buddies were there and a large group of scouts were also in attendance. I'm sure it made an impression on the Young boys. It was said that over the course of his life that he had presented the Eagle Award to over 400 scouts and this was his proudest accomplishment.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2009, 08:04:52 PM
Scout Oath

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

Scout Law

A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly,
courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty,
brave, clean, and reverent.


Scouts aren't very DU-like
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Tucker on September 14, 2009, 08:15:57 PM
Both my son was a Cub Scout and his sister is following by becoming a Girl Scout. I guess they both take after me I am a Life Long Girl Scout

I would bet that the DUmmy in question wouldn't mind if his offspring joined the Girl Scouts. Probably has more in common with the girls.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 14, 2009, 09:30:22 PM
Scout Oath

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.

Scout Law

A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly,
courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty,
brave, clean, and reverent.


Scouts aren't very DU-like

Damn! That brings back memories! It took me forever to get the last part right when I was 8!
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: crockspot on September 14, 2009, 10:09:13 PM

Look! They have their own NAMBLA version.   :gay2:



You know, I left scouting shortly after I got to Webelohs, because I sort of had a negative feeling about my new WeeBlow master. Looking back at it as an adult, I'm pretty sure he was a child molestor.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Vagabond on September 14, 2009, 10:58:19 PM
Both my son was a Cub Scout and his sister is following by becoming a Girl Scout. I guess they both take after me I am a Life Long Girl Scout

I've been trying to get my wife to let my daughter participate in girl scouts.  It was a fight just to let her take dance class.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: The Village Idiot on September 14, 2009, 11:21:46 PM
I've been trying to get my wife to let my daughter participate in girl scouts.  It was a fight just to let her take dance class.

I think they have started a christian version of the Girl Scouts called Heritage Girl Scouts or something. No liberal, gaia-worshipping lesbian appreciation club that sells cookies.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: erby on September 14, 2009, 11:37:15 PM
OMG... Scouts are nothing but Pinko-liberal communist freaks!!!! Our kids don't need to learn skills like life saving, first aid and citizenship! We already discovered the west and we know america kicks a$$! Our kids need to be raised on a healthy dose of xenophobia and fear mongering led by some old white-haired warhawks that don't care a damn if they die in war or not. Heck, dying in war will make your kid a hero; if he tries to protect the environment for generations to come he's just a homo...
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: asdf2231 on September 14, 2009, 11:45:14 PM
OMG... Scouts are nothing but Pinko-liberal communist freaks!!!! Our kids don't need to learn skills like life saving, first aid and citizenship! We already discovered the west and we know america kicks a$$! Our kids need to be raised on a healthy dose of xenophobia and fear mongering led by some old white-haired warhawks that don't care a damn if they die in war or not. Heck, dying in war will make your kid a hero; if he tries to protect the environment for generations to come he's just a homo...

No...

What makes you a Homo is being a ball-less Leftist douchebag.

But thanks for playing...
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: The Village Idiot on September 14, 2009, 11:59:03 PM
OMG... Scouts are nothing but Pinko-liberal communist freaks!!!! Our kids don't need to learn skills like life saving, first aid and citizenship! We already discovered the west and we know america kicks a$$! Our kids need to be raised on a healthy dose of xenophobia and fear mongering led by some old white-haired warhawks that don't care a damn if they die in war or not. Heck, dying in war will make your kid a hero; if he tries to protect the environment for generations to come he's just a homo...

You describe liberalism very well.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: diesel driver on September 15, 2009, 01:15:34 AM
I was a Cub Scout Den leader for both my sons, and a lot of their friends from school.
They liked our den;  I let them play with power tools!    :evillaugh:

That is, if a Makita 7.2 volt drill could be considered a "power tool".... 
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: LC EFA on September 15, 2009, 01:45:50 AM
OMG... Scouts are nothing but Pinko-liberal communist freaks!!!! Our kids don't need to learn skills like life saving, first aid and citizenship! We already discovered the west and we know america kicks a$$! Our kids need to be raised on a healthy dose of xenophobia and fear mongering led by some old white-haired warhawks that don't care a damn if they die in war or not. Heck, dying in war will make your kid a hero; if he tries to protect the environment for generations to come he's just a homo...

You gonna stick around or run away like a little pinko loser ?
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Rebel on September 15, 2009, 07:38:25 AM
OMG... Scouts are nothing but Pinko-liberal communist freaks!!!!

Who's calling them that, jackass? We on the right think the Scouts have done more for our youth than any liberal organization in this country. It's you liberal fks who are the ones denigrating them every chance you get.

Nice try, single cell.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: lastparker on September 15, 2009, 10:44:52 AM
Who's calling them that, jackass? We on the right think the Scouts have done more for our youth than any liberal organization in this country. It's you liberal fks who are the ones denigrating them every chance you get.

Nice try, single cell.

They get as far as

On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country


Then their heads explode.

Lets see what the libs have done.  Planned Parenthood......seems to me more kids are having babies and KEEPING them, ruining their lives and the future of the baby, rather than availing themselves of your free confidential birth control and/or abortion.
We should have been preaching abstinence first, and adoption second.  But no, your glorification and taxpayer support of the single mother lifestyle just encourages them to **** like rabbits and then raise the offspring in a welfare dependent household devoid of morals, education or a good role model of any gender.  It keeps your base well populated, I suppose.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Splashdown on September 15, 2009, 10:53:51 AM
OMG... Scouts are nothing but Pinko-liberal communist freaks!!!! Our kids don't need to learn skills like life saving, first aid and citizenship! We already discovered the west and we know america kicks a$$! Our kids need to be raised on a healthy dose of xenophobia and fear mongering led by some old white-haired warhawks that don't care a damn if they die in war or not. Heck, dying in war will make your kid a hero; if he tries to protect the environment for generations to come he's just a homo...

Protect the environment! Buy spiral lightbulbs! Run battery-powered cars!

Yeah. That'll do it.  :whatever:
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: TheSarge on September 15, 2009, 10:55:52 AM
OMG... Scouts are nothing but Pinko-liberal communist freaks!!!! Our kids don't need to learn skills like life saving, first aid and citizenship! We already discovered the west and we know america kicks a$$! Our kids need to be raised on a healthy dose of xenophobia and fear mongering led by some old white-haired warhawks that don't care a damn if they die in war or not. Heck, dying in war will make your kid a hero; if he tries to protect the environment for generations to come he's just a homo...

I'm hoping what you're posting is sarcasm.

But in the event it's not:

(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2014/dogstupid.jpg)
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: delilahmused on September 15, 2009, 11:40:24 AM
What a frickin nut job...angst over scouts? We were involved in scouts while my boys were growing up and I can tell you they memorized the oath, said it at the beginning of the meeting and then never gave it another thought. When their son thinks back about his days in scouts he'd remember pinewood derbies, day camp, games, friendships, whittling, and making leather wallets. We're talking a 6 year old here. A 6 year old whose only thought is to join a club so he can hang out with his friends and do fun things. If he has this kind of stress over wanting to join an organization that the majority of kids leave before they even get to Boy Scouts how the hell is he going to deal with REAL issues. I bet if he came home all excited to join one of those friends of gays groups this guy would've been bragging about how wonderfully tolerant his son is! Maybe he could think of this as an exercise in tolerance too...you know, learning to live with those damn Christians.

Cindie
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Rebel on September 15, 2009, 12:23:31 PM
I was a scout. My father was a scout. My coworker's son just became an Eagle Scout. Is this idiot actually saying it's the right that doesn't appreciate scouting?
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 15, 2009, 01:11:56 PM
Looks like we had a post and run, huh? ****in' coward!!!!!!!!!

Come on back squirrel. We like to bat liberal asshats around with FACTS! Coward!
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: overlord on September 15, 2009, 02:39:40 PM
You gonna stick around or run away like a little pinko loser ?


It just came in to shit on the carpet..
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: NHSparky on September 15, 2009, 08:47:49 PM
Now, now--he's just mad because he didn't get to play, "Canteen Boy" with his scout leader for the one day he lasted in scouts before being given the unceremonious boot.

LINK (http://www.hulu.com/watch/18883/saturday-night-live-canteen-boy-and-the-scoutmaster)
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 16, 2009, 07:03:49 AM
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That is, if a Makita 7.2 volt drill could be considered a "power tool"....
Only if you're a girl! :-) Good Lord man at least get the 14.2 volt Makita....18volt? You are a man among men! :-)
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: jtyangel on September 16, 2009, 07:47:52 AM
Only if you're a girl! :-) Good Lord man at least get the 14.2 volt Makita....18volt? You are a man among men! :-)


So?
Which are you? 14.2 or an 18?  :-)
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 16, 2009, 07:57:48 AM

So?
Which are you? 14.2 or an 18?  :-)
I have both darling! :-)
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: asdf2231 on September 16, 2009, 08:01:00 AM
Only if you're a girl! :-) Good Lord man at least get the 14.2 volt Makita....18volt? You are a man among men! :-)

Are you guys talking about car batteries? :???:


:-)
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 16, 2009, 08:03:47 AM
Are you guys talking about car batteries? :???:


:-)
It's not the size of the battery it's the motion er...ah nevermind! :-)
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: diesel driver on September 16, 2009, 08:43:29 AM
Only if you're a girl! :-) Good Lord man at least get the 14.2 volt Makita....18volt? You are a man among men! :-)
This was my first cordless drill, and it was back in 1990.  It was plenty for 8-10 year old boys....

Today, I have a 18v DeWalt, and a 18v Black & Decker Firestorm drill and saw. 

My then 9 year old Cub Scout is now 28....   :-)

BTW, did I mention that I also have a 12v Lincoln grease gun?
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: diesel driver on September 16, 2009, 08:48:42 AM
Are you guys talking about car batteries? :???:


:-)

NiCads 

Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 16, 2009, 12:28:15 PM
It's not the size of the battery it's the motion er...ah nevermind! :-)

It's not about the volts, it's about the "cranking amps" on a cold day!
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 16, 2009, 02:28:32 PM
I joined the Cub Scouts as a kid and became a Webelos. Liked it a lot.
Title: Re: My 6 year old want to join the scouts
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on September 16, 2009, 05:01:43 PM
I joined Tiger Cubs when I was six and stayed in Scouting for five years. I enjoyed my time there, short as it was.