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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 13, 2009, 02:47:14 PM
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Oh my.
bluethruandthru (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-13-09 02:10 PM
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Why don't we just give the teabaggers, birthers, whatever they are, what they want?
It seems that they mainly object to "their tax dollars" being spent on anything - whether it be "socialized medicine", abortions, "entitlements", anything having to do with illegal immigrants (except building a fence around the country), anything to help children (well funded public schools, SCHIP, Head Start, Subsized school lunch programs), etc.
The only time they keep quiet is when "their tax dollars" are being spent to kill people in other countries who don't look like them or belong to the same religion as them...or to build weapons to kill people in other countries who don't look like them or belong to the same religion as them.
So...how about we give them what they want? They can have a chunk of land (Texas?) and move there and create their own utopia. Anyone wanting to leave the new country will get comparable housing/job/etc. elsewhere in the old USA.
Then, they can have their really small government and the can keep nearly all of their tax dollars. They'll be thrilled! They won't have any roads, schools, fire departments, police departments, libraries, etc...but they'll have plenty of money to pay Blackwater to protect them. Fox news will be the national news organization, Rush will be President, Hannity Vice President. There's no need for a police department because everyone will have a gun to protect themselves and their property. Trespassers will be shot on sight. It'll be great.
Everyone will go to private schools - unless they can't afford them. No one will go hungry or be homeless - unless they lose their job..but they should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and work hard. Everyone will be able to choose any doctor they like...unless they can't afford to pay the bill...then they should just die because they aren't worthy of living...and besides, everyone should have plenty of money because they hardly pay any taxes, right?
I could go on and on...but you get the picture. Teabagger Utopia!
Oh dear. Acrimony among the primitives starts right away, the very first comment.
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It goes on and on, for about halfway through the bonfire; one wonders what was said.
undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-13-09 02:30 PM
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33. Ky is for sissies
He likes the burn,you see,all power-mongers like playing infantile dependence and other perverted sex games .It's part of what makes them so pathological.
BTW Swamp Hi,and the swastika pasties on the coultergiest,it made me laugh.
undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-13-09 02:19 PM
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13. I think letting the sociopath party secede would be great... except after about a generation, when they realize how incompetent they are at life and existing they will become jealous of our collective gains, our shared happiness and our shared prosperity and the kindness and innovativeness and creative power that a caring community with a liberal heart creates..
In a fit of self righteous self pity, and delusional fits of envy and that sickening entitlement delusion they have has created nothing but failure..Bet you they'll find a reason, they'll make one up to war on us to pillage what they cannot create. Or a few of the more manipulative and covert among them may go stealth and infiltrate our system to get the more gullible or innocent among us to think they are not what they really are,which are dangerous narcissists ,authoritarian,and sociopath personalities.
I know in a generation or two under self rule these pigs will be back trying to steal our county away and ruin everything for everyone all over again. Such is the way bullies operate,they can't do, so they take from others.
Sure let them secede , but to an island alone,than when whispers of war arise from facing their own failures,nuke them out of existence.
undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-13-09 02:25 PM
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28. the narcissistic among them will get a messianic complex and declare war on us to save us...,(and of course the real reason underneath that vainglorious pity really is to take over, occupy,pillage,dehumanize and abuse the good old usa )
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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-13-09 02:19 PM
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13. I think letting the sociopath party secede would be great... except after about a generation, when they realize how incompetent they are at life and existing they will become jealous of our collective gains, our shared happiness and our shared prosperity and the kindness and innovativeness and creative power that a caring community with a liberal heart creates..
In a fit of self righteous self pity, and delusional fits of envy and that sickening entitlement delusion they have has created nothing but failure..Bet you they'll find a reason, they'll make one up to war on us to pillage what they cannot create. Or a few of the more manipulative and covert among them may go stealth and infiltrate our system to get the more gullible or innocent among us to think they are not what they really are,which are dangerous narcissists ,authoritarian,and sociopath personalities.
I know in a generation or two under self rule these pigs will be back trying to steal our county away and ruin everything for everyone all over again. Such is the way bullies operate,they can't do, so they take from others.
Sure let them secede , but to an island alone,than when whispers of war arise from facing their own failures,nuke them out of existence.
What the heck did it just say? The red part was incoherent ramblings.
We're not trying to steal the country BACK, we are trying to prevent you thieving bastages from taking it and totally screwing it up like every DimRat controlled city and state.
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What the heck did it just say? The red part was incoherent ramblings.
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That pretty much sums up about 90% of what's posted there.
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What the heck did it just say? The red part was incoherent ramblings.
We're not trying to steal the country BACK, we are trying to prevent you thieving bastages from taking it and totally screwing it up like every DimRat controlled city and state.
What would actually happen would be that after 10-20 years of doing everything "their way" and getting everything "they want", THEY would be trying to invade US, because we would be prospering, and they would still be whining....
My son was telling me about a show called "Whale Wars", about a bunch of liberal animal rights activists trying to interrupt fishing and whaling operations. Needless to say, whenever they have a "real world" encounter with a retaliation to something STUPID they had done, mayhem ensues!!!! :rotf:
Liberals couldn't pour piss out of a boot, even if the directions were written on the heel, and not **** it up....
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13. I think letting the sociopath party secede would be great... except after about a generation, when they realize how incompetent they are at life and existing they will become jealous of our collective gains, our shared happiness and our shared prosperity and the kindness and innovativeness and creative power that a caring community with a liberal heart creates..
Now that's funny coming from someone who doesn't work, produces absolutely nothing and survives on the public teat.
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That pretty much sums up about 90% of what's posted there.
Oh, but they are the best and brightest among us, don't ya know.... :banghead:
They are a lot smarter than everyone else.... :hammer:
Just ask them.... :rotf:
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Don't forget; the subway cat's going to be a float in some gay parade on October 10.
I'll be watching for it.
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Don't forget; the subway cat's going to be a float in some gay parade on October 10.
I'll be watching for it.
Look for the blimp in the pink tutu....
Aw, hell, never mind.... :thatsright:
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Look to the northeast to see how prosperous and desireable a DUmmy country would be.
Every state bankrupt with the highest cost of living in the nation and busineses fleeing.
There you go DUmbasses,you wont accept it but that would be your future.
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What happened yesterday in Washington has them frazzled, dazed, and confused. The Little Goons, being an isolated bunch of mental patients, so rarely have to face their demons.....such as the truth and reality.
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In a fit of self righteous self pity, and delusional fits of envy and that sickening entitlement delusion they have has created nothing but failure..Bet you they'll find a reason, they'll make one up to war on us to pillage what they cannot create. Or a few of the more manipulative and covert among them may go stealth and infiltrate our system to get the more gullible or innocent among us to think they are not what they really are,which are dangerous narcissists ,authoritarian,and sociopath personalities.
That sounds like their describing themselves. sickening entitlement delusion?
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bluethruandthru (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-13-09 02:10 PM
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Why don't we just give the teabaggers, birthers, whatever they are, what they want?
So...how about we give them what they want? They can have a chunk of land (Texas?) and move there and create their own utopia. Anyone wanting to leave the new country will get comparable housing/job/etc. elsewhere in the old USA.
Then, they can have their really small government and the can keep nearly all of their tax dollars. They'll be thrilled! They won't have any roads, schools, fire departments, police departments, libraries, etc...but they'll have plenty of money to pay Blackwater to protect them. Fox news will be the national news organization, Rush will be President, Hannity Vice President. There's no need for a police department because everyone will have a gun to protect themselves and their property. Trespassers will be shot on sight. It'll be great.
Don't know about everyone else here, but I think this DUmmie may be onto something. Count me in.
This would be the same as offering them their own country with Queef and Carpetmuncher in charge operated on Marx's "from each/to each" principle......with gumdrops, lollipops, and unicorns for all and Air America on 24/7. Did she seriously think that we wouldn't like the idea?
Personally, I think it's one helluva good idea. Count me in.
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Sounds good to me
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Don't forget; the subway cat's going to be a float in some gay parade on October 10.
I'll be watching for it.
Hey look,Plan 9 From Outer Space will be on that night. Choices, choices. What to do.
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What the heck did it just say? The red part was incoherent ramblings.
We're not trying to steal the country BACK, we are trying to prevent you thieving bastages from taking it and totally screwing it up like every DimRat controlled city and state.
totally screwing it up like every DimRat controlled city and state.
A very important point, and one which the dummies always choose to forget. Every long-term rat-controlled stronghold is a cesspit. This is what they they want to turn the entire country into. They may choose to forget, but the rational amongst us ca never forget.
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13. I think letting the sociopath party secede would be great... except after about a generation, when they realize how incompetent they are at life and existing they will become jealous of our collective gains, our shared happiness and our shared prosperity and the kindness and innovativeness and creative power that a caring community with a liberal heart creates..
:rotf:
I think we will need more room than Texas.
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If this whole Texas thing comes off, can I emigrate there please? :-)
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If this whole Texas thing comes off, can I emigrate there please? :-)
Sure ya can. We will have a little bit of room, once we clean Austin up.
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subway cat thinks
Isn't this a contradiction in terms???????
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If this whole Texas thing comes off, can I emigrate there please? :-)
I'm pretty sure it would be from Idaho clear to Texas! Easily!
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I'm pretty sure it would be from Idaho clear to Texas! Easily!
Once we clean out the infestation at the People's Republic of Boulder...
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Once we clean out the infestation at the People's Republic of Boulder...
I went to high school in Westminster. I still know enough of my old prowling partners and football bros, it shouldn't take more than 15 minutes. Will that work?
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I went to high school in Westminster. I still know enough of my old prowling partners and football bros, it shouldn't take more than 15 minutes. Will that work?
I can work in from the foothills, if you and your buddies want to sweep in from Longmont. We can catch 'em in a crossfire.
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Sure ya can. We will have a little bit of room, once we clean Austin up.
I'm pretty sure it would be from Idaho clear to Texas! Easily!
Great, let me know as soon as Underground Panther's plan comes to fruition. :-)
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I can work in from the foothills, if you and your buddies want to sweep in from Longmont. We can catch 'em in a crossfire.
You might want to make sure you get Aspen while you are at it.
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Well Frank, you shattered my "Willing suspension of disbelief" with the thread title alone.
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You might want to make sure you get Aspen while you are at it.
Aspen has enough ranch land around it that I wouldn't have to make the trip. I'd just find a ghost town and a lot of fat, happy coyotes by the time I got there.
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bluethruandthru (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-13-09 02:10 PM
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Why don't we just give the teabaggers, birthers, whatever they are, what they want?
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So...how about we give them what they want? They can have a chunk of land (Texas?) and move there and create their own utopia. Anyone wanting to leave the new country will get comparable housing/job/etc. elsewhere in the old USA.
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I could go on and on...but you get the picture. Teabagger Utopia!
Yeah.
Look to Korea to see how that works.
You have the south - prosperous, civilized, developed and a place that people actually travel to and want to do business with.
Then you have the north. Where peasants like you eat grass and shut the **** up.
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Whatever land the DUmmies claimed exclusively would soon look like Yasgur's farm after Woodstock: destroyed, stripped bare, and covered with mud, trash and feces. Then they'd wander off to a new location looking for "spare change," just like their forebears.
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I can work in from the foothills, if you and your buddies want to sweep in from Longmont. We can catch 'em in a crossfire.
Not a problem, I'll take care of North Glenn and North Valley before hittin' the Turnpike!
Commerce City and Brighton could cause a prob thou!
edited cause I can't spell "commerce" the first time