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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 11, 2009, 08:18:59 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9026235
Oh my.
Now, I'm greatly confused.
I thought the militant gigolo primitive lived in a party house off-campus, but apparently he lives in a dormitory?
Whatever.
armyowalgreens (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-10-09 06:51 PM
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I guess I didn't get off the hook for underage drinking after all...
The Office of Residential Life has received an official complaint alleging your involvement in a violation(s) of the Arizona Board of Regents Student Code of Conduct. Reportedly on or around August 29, 2009 1:13 AM, at approximately 1:13am you were found to be in the presence of alcohol and excessive noise in Rosewood Hall Room *** within the Barrett Honors Complex. Purportedly you were found by Residential Life Staff in the presence of over 50 cans of Coors Light, a 12 pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade four of which were unopened, an empty bottle of Andre Champagne, as well as a stolen sign from Rosewood Hall.
Such behavior is in violation of the Arizona Board of Regents Student Code of Conduct, pertinent parts of which are stated below:
5-308 F-4 Violation of, or attempt to violate, other published rules that may be adopted by ABOR or by the university.
5-308 F-14 Misuse, theft, misappropriation, destruction, damage, or unauthorized use, access, or reproduction of property, data, records, equipment or services belonging to the university or belonging to another person or entity.
5-308 F-15 Violation of ABOR or university rules or applicable laws governing alcohol, including consumption, distribution, unauthorized sale, or possession of alcoholic beverages.
Findings of violations of the aforementioned code of conduct may result in disciplinary action against you. You may access the ABOR Student Code of Conduct and Student Disciplinary Procedures at www.asu.edu/srr or you may pick up a copy from the Office of Student Rights and Responsibilities.
As a result of this alleged violation of the Student Code of Conduct, you are required to attend a mandatory meeting with Residential Life, Honors Hall, Suite ****. An appointment has been scheduled for you on September 17, 2009 9:00 AM. Should you be unable to keep this scheduled appointment time, please call Residential Life at 480-***-**** to reschedule your appointment.
Failure to respond to this notice may result in more serious university disciplinary action which may include suspension or expulsion.
First off, I didn't steal anything.
Second off, everything else is true.
The man's always trying to bring me down.
Oh my.
armyowalgreens (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-10-09 09:16 PM
Response to Reply #2
10. If I break the rules, I should be prepared to face the consequences.
I'm going to try and talk my way out of this, but I'm not going to lie.
armyowalgreens (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-10-09 09:15 PM
Response to Reply #6
9. We're poor.
armyowalgreens (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-11-09 02:59 AM
Response to Reply #15
20. Well we were super drunk. And we didn't open the door right away because of the beer pong table.
So they were a little peeved when they finally got all of us to come out.
franksolich is at a loss. What happened to the party house?
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Frank--it's Tempe. No great loss. Personally, I'd like to see this idiot try to make a "party house" on the west side of Phoenix. As Bad Cat, et al, will tell you, little white people aren't exactly common in some sections over there. It would be a hoot, to say the least.
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First off, I didn't steal anything. ...my buddy did.
Second off, everything else is true.....but false.
The man's always trying to bring me down.....which doesn't take much with me helping him
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The gigolo might have been visiting friends at the dorm. Although if he has a party house, why get blasted at the dorm. Maybe the party house was just for the summer.
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Maybe the party house was just for the summer.
Well, if it was just for the summer, it didn't last more than three weeks.
That is, if the militant gigolo primitive was telling the truth.
Now I'm starting to suspect the militant gigolo primitive got kicked out of the party house--either by the owners (remember, the militant gigolo primitive was always threatening to sue them) or by the roommates.
It's just very peculiar, this abrupt transit from party house to dormitory.
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DUmmies lie. All the time, DUmmies lie
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DUmmies lie. All the time, DUmmies lie.
You know, it's too bad.
When I was a freshman in college, I of course lived in a dormitory.
But then during my sophomore and junior years, I lived with a bunch of other guys from the Sandhills of Nebraska in a party house (actually, two of them; and in case one is wondering, yes, we always got our security deposit back); six one time, and eight another time, in a big old house, with multiple refrigerators for beer.
I was taken on board because of my impeccable credit record; I could get all utilities hooked up without paying any security deposits. And mothers of sons knew I could keep their offspring in line.
But then my senior year in college (it was actually my fifth year, because I took time off inbetweentimes to go to Europe), I moved back to a dormitory. This was because all of the old housemates were 2-3 years older than I was, and had graduated, and so I had nowhere else to go, and didn't particularly care where I went.
It was a peculiar situation, going from being the minor in a house full of adults, to being the "old man" in a dormitory. But I had my uses; I was called upon often to buy the beer, because I was the only one old enough.
When getting together with old college classmates and roommates, it demands I play a dual role--even these decades later, I'm still considered the "young kid" by the roommates from the party house, the one who needs "protected," and considered the "old man" by the dormitory roommates, the one who can handle anything and everything life tosses to him.
I remember this because a couple of weeks ago, I hosted a friend from the party house, and another friend from the dormitory, and I felt as if a yo-yo, playing that dual role.
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He'll be very happy to know that I just forwarded his posts about this to the university.
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He'll be very happy to know that I just forwarded his posts about this to the university.
:rotf:....and the shit just gets deeper for him.... :rotf:
A mind is a terrible thing to waste....that's why they didn't give him one.
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He'll be very happy to know that I just forwarded his posts about this to the university.
I'm gonna have to forward them to my cousin. She's an ASU grad and works there while going for her Master's. This should be worth a laugh.
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Purportedly you were found by Residential Life Staff in the presence of over 50 cans of Coors Light, a 12 pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade four of which were unopened, an empty bottle of Andre Champagne
and then claims poverty.
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:rotf:....and the shit just gets deeper for him.... :rotf:
A mind is a terrible thing to waste....that's why they didn't give him one.
next week
armyofwalgreens becomes young bobbolink
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Didn't the semester start like a week ago?
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Didn't the semester start like a week ago?
Amazing! Been in the dorm one week and is already trying to get booted off campus. Is that some kind of record?
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Amazing! Been in the dorm one week and is already trying to get booted off campus. Is that some kind of record?
Doubt it--my sophomore year of college, some freshman managed to get himself booted out on indoc weekend.
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ha ha the little Marxist is in hugh trouble this is series. :lmao: :lmao:
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This ancient thread needs resurrected because lurkers have been reading it.
I never noticed; do lurkers have access to the "search" function here?
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This ancient thread needs resurrected because lurkers have been reading it.
I never noticed; do lurkers have access to the "search" function here?
Gosh, I wonder which DUmmie could possibly have been digging up this thread?
:rotf:
Hearing not go so well, AoW?
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Gosh, I wonder which DUmmie could possibly have been digging up this thread?
:rotf:
Hearing not go so well, AoW?
LOL!
KC
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The man's always trying to bring me down.
:whatever:
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What is he, ****ing 15? Who the hell brags about this kind of shit that isn't a teenager?
Cindie
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maybe he just got out of jail, and is playing catch-up.
Hey armyowalgreens. I guess we all know who was the b!tch...
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What I do remember about AoW is that he was a post ho. He made it to the magic number of 1K in a week, or close to it.