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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on September 10, 2009, 11:03:27 AM
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A pervert who got sexual thrills from manure has been jailed after he was caught pleasuring himself - in a muck spreader.
Weird David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm and covered himself in the manure.
He was found wearing rubber gloves and playing in the manure for "sexual reasons", Truro Magistrates' Court heard. ...
Cornwall, it's the Florida of England (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Pervert_got_sex_kicks_in_manure&in_article_id=735300&in_page_id=34)
He seemed to be very active that night, he must have been pooped.
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Cornwall, it's the Florida of England (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Pervert_got_sex_kicks_in_manure&in_article_id=735300&in_page_id=34)
He seemed to be very active that night, he must have been pooped.
Guess he really did have a craptastic time.
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Some people just don't give a shit what they do and where they do it.
....and liberalism has ruined another perfectly good word...."scat".
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Maybe he was working on a honey of a load.
Since he's a repeat offender, I'm sure his nose knows no difference between poop and pop.
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Something smells about this story.
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Sounds like a load of crap. Or a load and crap.
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Sounds like a load of crap. Or a load and crap.
But are they both fertile?
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Well now....
ain't this some shit?