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Title: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 08:13:39 PM: So, my 11th grader comes home and says she needs to bring in an artifact for a presentation on "what it means to be American". I mull it over and then it comes to me.... I tell her to bring in her long form birth certificate. HA! I do love nuance!
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 08:17:56 PM: What about sending in a copy of your 1040? :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 08:20:01 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 08:17:56 PM
What about sending in a copy of your 1040? :evillaugh:

That would not only make me a patriotic american, it would also make me NOT on Obama's cabinet.
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 08:31:10 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 08:20:01 PM
That would not only make me a patriotic american, it would also make me NOT on Obama's cabinet.

True. Congrats on hitting the 7k mark.
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 08:36:16 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 08:31:10 PM
True. Congrats on hitting the 7k mark.

Heavens, is that a testament to my lack of a life?

Now, here I thought this thread had good haha potential and it's just you and me (that's not a bad thing - especially if we want to take off our clothes without anyone seeing us).

You can never judge a thread by it's topic, that's for sure. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 08:40:54 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 08:36:16 PM
Heavens, is that a testament to my lack of a life?

Now, here I thought this thread had good haha potential and it's just you and me (that's not a bad thing - especially if we want to take off our clothes without anyone seeing us).

You can never judge a thread by it's topic, that's for sure. :evillaugh:

I see many replies coming from mostly male members shortly.
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 08:41:57 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 08:40:54 PM
I see many replies coming from mostly male members shortly.

I'll make this thread "bouncy", especially if my shirt is off.
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 08:56:57 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 08:41:57 PM
I'll make this thread "bouncy", especially if my shirt is off.

I'm all eyes. :picsneeded: :popcorn:
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 10:18:21 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 08:56:57 PM
I'm all eyes. :picsneeded: :popcorn:

I don't even think a pic could resuscitate this thread.

Damn, I thought it was funny. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 10:20:57 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 10:18:21 PM
I don't even think a pic could resuscitate this thread.

Damn, I thought it was funny. :evillaugh:

:bawl:

Those type of threads work better on the weekends.
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 10:22:59 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 10:20:57 PM
:bawl:

Those type of threads work better on the weekends.

Right, when everyone has beer goggles on. :-)
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 10:33:51 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 10:22:59 PM
Right, when everyone has beer goggles on. :-)

I quit drinking over a year, so that's no excuse for me.
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: jinxmchue on September 08, 2009, 11:22:35 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 08:13:39 PM
So, my 11th grader comes home and says she needs to bring in an artifact for a presentation on "what it means to be American". I mull it over and then it comes to me.... I tell her to bring in her long form birth certificate. HA! I do love nuance!

Schade's going to hate me and I'm going to regret it, but...

*ahem*

If she needs to being in an artifact, wouldn't she have to bring in YOUR birth certificate, Schade?

*ducks and runs*
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: NHSparky on September 09, 2009, 06:14:23 AM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 10:22:59 PM
Right, when everyone has beer goggles on. :-)

Fine--mine are on. Bounce away.

(http://images.inmagine.com/img/designpics/dp033/dp1797298.jpg)
Title: Re: I love school assignments (bouncy)
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 09, 2009, 06:30:18 AM: Quote from: jinxmchue on September 08, 2009, 11:22:35 PM
Schade's going to hate me and I'm going to regret it, but...

*ahem*

If she needs to being in an artifact, wouldn't she have to bring in YOUR birth certificate, Schade?

*ducks and runs*

No, that would be a fossil. :-)