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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on September 06, 2009, 10:50:16 AM
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-05-09 11:28 PM
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Things Only a Republican Could Believe:
Edited on Sun Sep-06-09 12:04 AM by proud2BlibKansan
· Parents who don't want their children to pray in school are Anti-American zealots -- parents who don't want their children to listen to a speech by the President of the United States telling them to work hard and get good grades are noble patriots.
· Peacefully demonstrating against the country starting an international war is treason -- showing up with automatic weapons to protest healthcare reform is democracy at its finest.
· Any government official with a desk job should have every action scrutinized -- any government official with a badge and a gun should never be questioned or disrespected. At all. Ever.
· Questioning the legitimacy of an election because the "winner" was selected by the Supreme Court is sour grapes -- questioning the legitimacy of an election because the winner (by the largest number of votes in American history) is really a Kenyan born Muslim despite all evidence to the contrary is being a vigilant American.
· Lying about a blowjob is an impeachable offense -- lying about a war is no big deal, really.
· Investigating a shady land deal involving the First Lady is a matter of National Identity -- investigating the use of torture at the direction of the Executive Branch is a partisan witch hunt.
· Executing Japanese officers for waterboarding prisoners during WWII shows that we have the moral high-ground on human rights -- waterboarding our prisoners shows that we have the moral high-ground on human rights.
· Sitting two rows in front of Jane Fonda in a 1970 anti-war rally is an OUTRAGE! Shaking Saddam's hand in 1983...meh, not so much.
· Anyone who questions the president during a time of war is giving aide and comfort to the enemy and should be deported...unless the president in question has a (D) next to their name in which case you should undermine them at every turn even if you have to routinely make shit up to do it.
· Socialism, Marxism, Communism and Fascism are all interchangeable words that mean pretty much the same thing.
· Anyone who abuses drugs should be locked up indefinitely...unless they are a popular Republican radio host in which case they need your prayers as they recover from the illness of addiction.
· Health Insurance companies have your best interests in mind and anyone who thinks otherwise is trying to turn America into the Godless heathen nation of Sweden where EVERYONE in the country dies (eventually).
· Obama is an atheist communist muslim who attended a radical christian church.
· Believing that human activity could impact the global environment is crazy talk -- believing that an invisible man in the sky personally told George Bush to invade Iraq to fulfill Biblical prophecy is logically sound.
· The verdict is still out on evolution -- but Jesus Christ returning in our lifetimes is a pretty much a given.
· The media are unquestionably biased against Republicans -- Talk Radio, The Washington Times, The Weekly Standard, The Wall Street Journal, Rightwing Blogs, Fox News and NewsCorp are not part of the media.
· The government should have no part in regulating multi-national corporations as they make decisions that impact the lives of millions of people -- government should regulate individuals by determining who they can marry, what kind of intercourse they can have, what they can smoke, how to manage their pregnancy and how to proceed with end of life decisions.
· Communicating with hostile nations is a stab in the back to our great nation -- Reagan communicating with the USSR during the Cold War was Political Genius.
· Iran is a mortal threat to our nation and anyone who attempts to talk to them is traitorous scum -- selling weapons to Iran and then funneling the money to start wars in South America is clearly in our National interest.
· George Bush kept the nation safe after 9-11 (NOTE: the Anthrax attacks, the DC Sniper and Hurricane Katrina don't count. Also, the fact that 9-11 happened on his watch despite receiving a security briefing specifically warning of the attack doesn't count either.)
· Social Security, Medicare, public schooling, public libraries, fire departments, police departments and the US Military are as American as Apple Pie -- universal healthcare is ZOMGDEATHPANELSOCIALISM!!
· George W Bush is a regular 'ole Texas rancher just like you and me despite the fact that he was born in Connecticut, attended two Ivy League schools, bought the Crawford ranch just before running for president, sold it immediate after leaving office and is terrified of horses.
· The two guys at the center of the Watergate and Iran-Contra scandals are trustworthy voices in discussions of current national policy and should be taken at face-value.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6476267
Things only a liberal could believe.
Law abiding citizens need to have their rights curtailed to save us from global warming. Terrorists being held captive should not have their rights curtailed.
When repukes talk about terrorism they are fear mongering. When liberals talk about global warm.... err climate change. They are being nuanced and thoughtful.
The war in Iraq and Afghanistan are illegal wars and Bush should be impeached and hanged. Why is Obama still in Iraq and Afghanistan *shrug shoulders* gimme free healthcare.
Waterboarding and placing panties on one's head is worse than sawing off the heads of journalists.
Separation of church and state. Jesus taught us to help the poor so we should give free health care to all.
If you get liquored up and run off a bridge and leave a young woman for dead you can be redeemed. Get a DUI 25 years before you run for president where no one got hurt you are evil.
Prescott Bush was an evil Nazi. Joe Kennedy was a saint.
Bush takes a vacation during war time he is neglecting his duty. Obama takes a vacation during the deadliest month in Afghanistan he deserves a break.
Bush served in the NG but is a chickenhawk. Obama didn't serve a day but is qualified to fight the 2 former illegal wars.
Feel free to add to this.
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Serving 6 months in the senate and a few as a "community activist" is experience; governing the largest state in the union? not so much...
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Sep-06-09 12:09 AM
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12. Just for fun, I have occasionaly printed out things like this...
made numerous copies, and gone to bookstores and stuck them inside all the Rush Limpball and Spawn Hannity books.
It was cathartic.
ha ha this reminds me of the days they got their rocks off by putting a liberal book inside the jacket of a Hannity cover at bookstores.
ChoppinBroccoli (38 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Sep-06-09 12:49 AM
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17. There Was A Time...........
...........when I used to carry a pen in my pocket when I went to the book store, and I'd write "File Under Fiction" inside the covers of all the Sean Hannity books. I then realized that what I was doing was wrong and stopped, but I HAVE been known (to this very day) to move Ann Coulter books over to the Fiction shelf of the bookstore.
Another one of my personal favorites. If you go to the Philosophy section of the bookstore, you can usually find a tiny, little book whose title is "On Bullshit". It's small. One of those books designed to fit in a shirt pocket or something. What I like to do is pick up as many copies of that book as they have, and then lay them on top of all the Right Wing screeds polluting the "New Releases" table. So, when I'm done, they are all, literally...........On Bullshit.
I've always said that I would start making pamphlets of stuff like this and leaving them in public places, but I've never actually had the nerve to do it. One thing I did do prior to the 2004 election, though, was I printed out about 100 small mailing label-sized stickers that said, "My name is George W. Bush, and I approved these gas prices" and every time I went to a gas station, I'd stick them right on the pumps.
The childish games they play.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6476267
Things only a liberal could believe.
Law abiding citizens need to have their rights curtailed to save us from global warming. Terrorists being held captive should not have their rights curtailed.
And be inferred the same rights as US citizens....
When repukes talk about terrorism they are fear mongering. When liberals talk about global warm.... err climate change. They are being nuanced and thoughtful.
The war in Iraq and Afghanistan are illegal wars and Bush should be impeached and hanged. Why is Obama still in Iraq and Afghanistan *shrug shoulders* gimme free healthcare.
Waterboarding and placing panties on one's head is worse than sawing off the heads of journalists.
Separation of church and state. Jesus taught us to help the poor so we should give free health care to all.
If you get liquored up and run off a bridge and leave a young woman for dead you can be redeemed. Get a DUI 25 years before you run for president where no one got hurt you are evil.
Prescott Bush was an evil Nazi. Joe Kennedy was a saint.
Bush takes a vacation during war time he is neglecting his duty. Obama takes a vacation during the deadliest month in Afghanistan he deserves a break.
Bush served in the NG but is a chickenhawk. Obama didn't serve a day but is qualified to fight the 2 former illegal wars.
Feel free to add to this.
Sitting in a church for 20 years listening to a bigoted, racist, foul-mouthed, literally INSANE preacher will have NO effect on you or the policies you propose....
Taking over the control of a corporation, disbanding the Board of Directors, installing your own CEO, and giving controlling interest to the Union is NOT illegal or socialistic....
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...waving bloody hands in the face of Condi Rice? sitting in a ditch for 6 months? patriotism...bringing up legitimate questions at a town hall meeting? peacefully protesting the bailouts? treason. :whatever:
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The childish games they play.
Small minds are easily amused....
If you want to really entertain them, throw some dimes into the swimming pool (preferably the deep end).
DUmmies like shiny objects....
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Taking over the control of a corporation, disbanding the Board of Directors, installing your own CEO, and giving controlling interest to the Union is NOT illegal or fascist ....
fixed. :-)
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fixed. :-)
Thanks! :II:
Fascist, socialist, communist....
All the same to me....
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Thanks! :II:
Fascist, socialist, communist....
All the same to me....
Yep all 3 have the same end results. But, they called Bush a fascist sop I enjoy turning that phrase back on them.
Besides calling Obama a socialist won't phase the DUmmies most of them are proud to be socialists.
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Yep all 3 have the same end results. But, they called Bush a fascist sop I enjoy turning that phrase back on them.
Besides calling Obama a socialist won't phase the DUmmies most of them are proud to be communists.
My turn.... :-)
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Sep-06-09 12:09 AM
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12. Just for fun, I have occasionaly printed out things like this...
made numerous copies, and gone to bookstores and stuck them inside all the Rush Limpball and Spawn Hannity books.
It was cathartic.
It was a waste of resources...paper, ink, gasoline...and added to your carbon footprint. OOOOPS!!
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Executing Japanese officers for waterboarding prisoners during WWII shows that we have the moral high-ground on human rights -- waterboarding our prisoners shows that we have the moral high-ground on human rights.
Pouring a gallon of water into a man's nose and lungs is exactly the same as pouring water over a rag and scaring someone.
Of course, the men in question are far more likely to die after the first treatment than the second, and we use the second on our own soldiers during training... :thatsright:
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Parents who don't want their children to pray in school are Anti-American zealots -- parents who don't want their children to listen to a speech by the President of the United States telling them to work hard and get good grades are noble patriots.
Said by a teacher who has supposedly read the lesson plans that go with the speech. ::) You sure can't accuse her of being honest about it.
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My turn.... :-)
hee hee
That is true but they choose the word socialist. So I am right. :tongue:
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Lying about a blowjob is an impeachable offense -- lying about a war is no big deal, really
Exactly like posting a man's words and videos of him speaking is lying. And posting the exact words of the healthcare reform bill is lying. But actually saying something untrue is NOT lying...as long as the person has a (D) by his/her name.
Which would explain why proud can lie consistently throughout her post and still feel she holds the high ground. :mental:
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Pouring a gallon of water into a man's nose and lungs is exactly the same as pouring water over a rag and scaring someone.
Of course, the men in question are far more likely to die after the first treatment than the second, and we use the second on our own soldiers during training... :thatsright:
Yeah what we use is a day in the park compared to what they use. And you are right in SERE school our special forces people go through all this crap in order to try to prepare them for worse techniques. What kind of wimp cries about sleep deprivation anyway? Anyone who has at least one kid goes through that at some point. :-)
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Anyone who has at least one kid goes through that at some point. :-)
Ain't that the truth!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sat Sep-05-09 11:28 PM
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Things Only a Republican Could Believe:
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What is this ?
March of the strawmen ?
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Lying about a blowjob is an impeachable offense -- lying about a war is no big deal, really.
You know, as smart as the DUmbasses claim to be you would think that they would eventually get this correct.
He wasn't impeached for lying about a blowjob. He was impeached for perjury.
Noun
perjury
1. (law) The deliberate giving of false or misleading testimony under oath
Isn't this ditz supposed to be a teacher? Or is this the one that is the RN that only makes around minimum wage?
Regardless, shouldn't either have enough education to know why C was impeached?
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Things only a Liberal will believe:
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
Things only a Conservative will believe:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
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Small minds are easily amused....
If you want to really entertain them, throw some dimes into the swimming pool (preferably the deep end).
DUmmies like shiny objects....
Better yet, toss in some doobies. They love their weed a lot more than shiny objects.
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Better yet, toss in some doobies. They love their weed a lot more than shiny objects.
Won't work. DUmmies hate wet doobies....
I was hoping to drown a few DUmmies letting them go after shiny objects in the deep end....
Probably wouldn't work, though, since most of them have their heads up their asses to begin with....
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Things only a Liberal will believe:
Things only a Conservative will believe:
That was beautiful!
Tx, please don't take this the wrong way.
I love you, man.
:-)
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When I saw this thread I was prepared to read it and go, "Yeah, I do believe that and here's why..."
But that shit isn't even half-factual. I'd love to tear it apart but--unlike DU--they don't have the stones to show themselves where they are permitted to do so.
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That was beautiful!
Tx, please don't take this the wrong way.
I love you, man.
:-)
Thanks. Not taken the wrong way at all.
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And proud2BlibKansan demonstrates standard operating procedure for the left. Lies and distortion.
This is right-on! I only have one little problem,
"showing up with automatic weapons to protest healthcare reform is democracy at its finest"
No civilians showed up with automatic weapons.
The media labeled it as an automatic weapon. So instead of arguing about it, we need to just go with it. Besides, who does this incorrect label hurt? Not us.
:banghead:
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Quote from: proud2BlibKansan
The media labeled it as an automatic weapon. So instead of arguing about it, we need to just go with it. Besides, who does this incorrect label hurt? Not us.
It probably doesn't make the African-American Democrat who carried it very happy...