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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on September 04, 2009, 11:48:59 PM
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Another thread from the DUmp loony bin. Of course, all forums at the DUmp are loony bins,
probably none worse than the cool kids in General Discussion. At least in the formal loony bin
the nutcases admit they're screwed up.
Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-31-09 03:00 PM
Original message
Geez, I'm getting desperate.
I keep wanting to type "save me" into Google Search...and no, I'm not kidding.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=276x9705
Poor stupid Beth, Doug's ex-wife and the dumbest person on all the internets, is hanging out
in the loony bin more than GD these days.
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-31-09 04:37 PM
1. I know the feeling. No doc for two years. That means, no meds for two years. I've managed
all right but driving on the freeway is right OUT and there's no way I could get on a plane, cross
a bridge or climb on the roof to clean the gutters. The rapid transit system in our area is probably
out, too. I could use my klonopin right about now.
If you do a search, let me know how it works out, Ladyhawk. I'm right there with you.
No meds for two years, ever since Doug got tired of paying.
On a thread earlier today, she was lamenting that no one would hire her. I wonder why that is.
david13 (564 posts) Mon Aug-31-09 05:20 PM
I used to do that jeezuz help me thing. But then I realized 2 things.
First, there ain't no jeezuz, and second, ain't nobody gonna save me but myself.
But only to the extent that I have to get to the right place, at the right time, and an
angel or a savior will save me. That is, give me a job, let me move in, whatever.
Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-01-09 09:00 AM
3. Nice platitudes, but I don't believe in jeezus either...or in the Internet helping me.
You totally missed the point of my post and I'm not going to explain to you exactly why, after
20 years of suffering, I'm having such trouble doing the leg work for myself. If you don't already
get it, you don't understand depression.
I think a pattern is starting to develop here. I guess they hate Christians out of jealousy over
mental stability.
mdmc (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-01-09 04:52 PM
5. Ive googled God Help Me
and similar things many times
Get me the **** out of this mess
Kill me now
please help me
this has to stop
(i can't remember the rest)
mopinko (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-02-09 09:54 AM
Response to Original message
6. hang in there, kiddo.
how's your bird, btw? not sure how those 2 things came together. i guess i was just wondering
how much time you spend talking to him(?) it always does me a lot of good to spend some time
with my parrots. as long as neither of them bite me.
DUmmy mopinko was just talking about the financial difficulty in dumping her husband, who in
her view is mentally screwed up. Even if he doesn't hang out in the DUmp loony bin.
david13 (564 posts) Thu Sep-03-09 09:59 PM
8. I'm sure the only thing that has kept me sane, or from going insane,
or berserk, or off the deep end, has been my cat, and prior to losing one last year, my 2 cats.
My cat always agrees with me and gives the best of advice. I never get into an argument or fight
with him. He never makes any unreasonable demand of me (untimely, yes, never unreasonable.)
Pets are excellent therapy, well cats are, and no, not a substitute for or the same as humans, no.
Dogs are good for exercise, as they take you for a walk you twice a day.
Hmmm...cat people.
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GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just DIE you worthless excuses for air breathing humans! If you can't pull your head outa your ass and figure out that all you have to do is confront your own demons, then JUST DIE!
You have no hope! You don't have a chance, you're ****ed, nothing you can do will help, so JUST GIVE UP! Save us all the "woe is me" bullshirt and END IT ALL!
Sorry, I've probly had one or two many Johnny Walkers, but DAMN, just DAMN! I have a real tough time listening to an individual gripe when they won't even unzip his or her's own jeans to take a piss!
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david13 (564 posts) Mon Aug-31-09 05:20 PM
I used to do that jeezuz help me thing. But then I realized 2 things.
First, there ain't no jeezuz, and second, ain't nobody gonna save me but myself.
But only to the extent that I have to get to the right place, at the right time, and an
angel or a savior will save me. That is, <ul>give me a job, <ul>let me</ul> move in, whatever
Self-reliance means finding a sugar daddy or sugar mommy!
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DUmmy say:
Save Me Google
Save Me Klonopin
Save Me Parrot
Save Me Kitty
Save Me Government
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and they make fun of Christians