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Title: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 04, 2009, 02:38:24 PM
What say you?  (Sorry.  Couldn't resist.  Her new profile pic got me sweatin'.)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2009, 02:40:31 PM
I'd have to carefully examine it thoroughly and in person to venture an opinion.  Quality results require the investment of sufficient time and effort for the task.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 04, 2009, 02:45:00 PM
Check out post #19 in this thread:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33169.msg348545.html#msg348545
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 04, 2009, 02:47:06 PM
I'd have to carefully examine it thoroughly and in person to venture an opinion.  Quality results require the investment of sufficient time and effort for the task.

Damn, you're good.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Chump on September 04, 2009, 03:01:13 PM
Check out post #19 in this thread:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33169.msg348545.html#msg348545

Wow...
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 04, 2009, 03:02:38 PM
I'd have to carefully examine it thoroughly and in person to venture an opinion.  Quality results require the investment of sufficient time and effort for the task.

 :rotf:

As one who actually has met her in person, I have to say that she is even prettier than her pictures.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 04, 2009, 03:05:59 PM
10 Joooos!
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Wayne on September 04, 2009, 03:41:37 PM
 Is the Braille method acceptable??
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 04, 2009, 05:01:58 PM
:rotf:

As one who actually has met her in person, I have to say that she is even prettier than her pictures.

No doubt!  And I'm jealous.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Gratiot on September 04, 2009, 05:22:40 PM
Adding a rating to any of our lovely gals, whom are ALL lovely, just cheapens their brilliance.

Instead, lets just say  :cheersmate: Conservative gals > Liberals gals!
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Hawkgirl on September 04, 2009, 08:23:33 PM
Shade is a 10 both in hawtness and in brilliance...I'm a chick and I can say that...as for me, my better years are beHIND me.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: thundley4 on September 04, 2009, 08:46:45 PM
Shade is a 10 both in hawtness and in brilliance...I'm a chick and I can say that...as for me, my better years are beHIND me.

Was that a hint that you look better from beHIND?   :innocent:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 04, 2009, 09:14:42 PM
No new pic? Where's the b/s tag when you need it?  :p


j/k  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 04, 2009, 11:46:30 PM
10 Joooos!

10 of them???  Where??? 
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 05, 2009, 05:10:29 AM
I hafta agree with Wayne and DAT on this one. 

As for the pic, . . .  :hitit: :sheshot: :bravo: :hot:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2009, 08:55:17 AM
This thread made me smile and although I am a pretty private person, this is a "crying in my beer" kind of day. So thank you and much love to you all. Have a great Labor Day weekend!  :heart:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: WMD Owl on September 05, 2009, 05:56:23 PM
Sorry if the "Family Feud" turned into a cluster ****
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: The Village Idiot on September 05, 2009, 06:20:26 PM
This thread made me smile and although I am a pretty private person, this is a "crying in my beer" kind of day. So thank you and much love to you all. Have a great Labor Day weekend!  :heart:

Ah don't be sad. Just kick their butt. Whoever they are. And if thats not the reason, then find somebody and kick their butt for no reason. It'll make you feel better.  :p
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2009, 07:54:37 PM
I said fck it, I am having fun today! I found a wagon and my kids took me on rides around the yard.  :-)

(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1213/50thanniversary037.jpg)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2009, 07:55:06 PM
My bra is showing.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2009, 07:57:16 PM
My trusty wagon puller....

(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4613/50thanniversary038.jpg)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 05, 2009, 08:00:40 PM
My bra is showing.  :evillaugh:

Not enough, but we'll take what we can get.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2009, 08:02:17 PM
Not enough, but we'll take what we can get.  :naughty:

LOL.... it was such a messed up day. Does it look like I am having fun?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Gratiot on September 05, 2009, 08:10:28 PM
It almost looks like he's staring at that garden hose wondering.... dare I?   :-)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 05, 2009, 08:18:19 PM
This thread made me smile and although I am a pretty private person, this is a "crying in my beer" kind of day. So thank you and much love to you all. Have a great Labor Day weekend!  :heart:

You know I think the world of you.  Glad I could brighten your day in this small way.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 05, 2009, 08:19:08 PM
It almost looks like he's staring at that garden hose wondering.... dare I?   :-)

I know I would! 
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 05, 2009, 08:28:58 PM
LOL.... it was such a messed up day. Does it look like I am having fun?  :lmao:

Right up to the point where he pulls on the wagon when you're not ready, and you're ass over teakettle falling backwards out.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: thundley4 on September 05, 2009, 08:42:12 PM
Right up to the point where he pulls on the wagon when you're not ready, and you're ass over teakettle falling backwards out.

Now that would have been picture worty.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 05, 2009, 08:56:10 PM
Now that would have been picture worty.  :cheersmate:

And it would have been MORE worthy had I put the words in the right friggin order.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2009, 08:59:55 PM
Right up to the point where he pulls on the wagon when you're not ready, and you're ass over teakettle falling backwards out.

Yeah, it's always fun until someone gets hurt.  :-)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 05, 2009, 09:07:21 PM
Yeah, it's always fun until someone gets hurt.  :-)

Some people would say it REALLY gets fun when someone gets hurt...the kinky bastards.

(http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/943.png)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: rich_t on September 05, 2009, 09:21:10 PM
It almost looks like he's staring at that garden hose wondering.... dare I?   :-)

I'd have done it.  Just ask my mom.  Me and my brother once chased her through the house with the garden hose going full blast.

We still laugh about that.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: thundley4 on September 05, 2009, 09:36:09 PM
Yeah, it's always fun until someone gets hurt.  :-)

You were on soft grass, and I'm sure that you would have landed with great aplomb.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2009, 09:56:00 PM
Yes, always graceful!

Here I am with two of my kiddos.

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs249.snc1/9631_1105909209762_1287724170_30255206_830191_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Eupher on September 06, 2009, 02:38:42 PM
I said fck it, I am having fun today! I found a wagon and my kids took me on rides around the yard.  :-)

(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1213/50thanniversary037.jpg)

WHAT?!?   SACRILEGE, I SAY!

Why isn't that wagon a Radio Flyer?!?

TRAITOR!!!!!!11111!!!!


 :-)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 06, 2009, 02:52:28 PM
Yes, always graceful!

Here I am with two of my kiddos.

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs249.snc1/9631_1105909209762_1287724170_30255206_830191_n.jpg)
I count THREE kiddos. Who's the big ol' lovable bear?
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: DixieBelle on September 06, 2009, 05:05:12 PM
Cute Shadie!!!!
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: thundley4 on September 06, 2009, 05:05:34 PM
I count THREE kiddos. Who's the big ol' lovable bear?

The "bear" that is acting as a footstool?
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 06, 2009, 09:59:20 PM
WHAT?!?   SACRILEGE, I SAY!

Why isn't that wagon a Radio Flyer?!?

TRAITOR!!!!!!11111!!!!


 :-)

Oh yah, I have a real wagon, this here is my cheap brother-in-law's knock off wagon.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 06, 2009, 10:00:03 PM
I count THREE kiddos. Who's the big ol' lovable bear?

The lab is my sister's baby. I am missing my 10 year old daughter in this picture.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 06, 2009, 10:34:38 PM
WHAT?!?   SACRILEGE, I SAY!

Why isn't that wagon a Radio Flyer?!?

TRAITOR!!!!!!11111!!!!


 :-)

You're looking at the wagon?  Really?
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jtyangel on September 06, 2009, 11:22:02 PM
Right up to the point where he pulls on the wagon when you're not ready, and you're ass over teakettle falling backwards out.

I did that in a chair once..nm
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Eupher on September 07, 2009, 12:28:58 PM
You're looking at the wagon?  Really?

Yes. I'm happily married.     :uhsure:       
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 07, 2009, 02:00:07 PM
Yes. I'm happily married.     :uhsure:       

Ah.  Gotcha.  *waves to Eupher's wife who's reading the screen over his shoulder*
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 07, 2009, 09:23:32 PM
Waves to Schade knowing nobody is looking over my shoulder and knowing I can get away with pretty much anything I want within reason....
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: rich_t on September 07, 2009, 09:31:04 PM
OK.  The devil made me do it.

Schade:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVCRgI2Ld7U
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 07, 2009, 09:33:34 PM
You're looking at the wagon?  Really?

Some people notice the strangest things in pictures. :-)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 07, 2009, 09:33:39 PM
Very nice, Rich!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 07, 2009, 09:35:27 PM
This one made me chuckle.

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs208.snc1/7523_1155990192047_1596504023_397570_3211170_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 07, 2009, 09:38:17 PM
Very nice, Rich!  :lmao:

I can do better.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84[/youtube]
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: rich_t on September 07, 2009, 09:40:36 PM
I can do better.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84[/youtube]

Damn you.  You upstaged me.  A curse upon your house.

LOL.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 07, 2009, 09:40:55 PM
Oh yeah?

[youtube=425,350]U4HpPa8F6Zk[/youtube]

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: rich_t on September 07, 2009, 09:46:09 PM
LOL.

The old boy used to stand tall.  But now he rests upon his duffle bag.

Took me a lot of years to understand what my dad was getting at.  But that was before the little blue pills came out.

Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 07, 2009, 09:47:45 PM
Razor and balls.  Never will they meet.  At least not in my household.

ETA: And on that note, time for teh Short Bus.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 07, 2009, 09:50:06 PM
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :heart:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: rich_t on September 07, 2009, 09:50:45 PM
Razor and balls.  Never will they meet.  At least not in my household.

ETA: And on that note, time for teh Short Bus.

You don't need a razor.  An electric beard trimmer works just fine and you don't have to worry about nicks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5-vMZJ7NMk

LOL.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 07, 2009, 09:51:12 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :heart:

Is the heart for me, my balls, my lust, or for the fact that this is my 6000th post?
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 07, 2009, 09:52:26 PM
Is the heart for me, my balls, my lust, or for the fact that this is my 6000th post?

Because you saved yourself for me, all of the above!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 08, 2009, 10:32:27 AM
OK.  The devil made me do it.

Schade:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVCRgI2Ld7U

Aw, man!  You totally stole my joke!

Well, anyway, I do hope that Schade will hold it against me!
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: BEG on September 08, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
This thread made me smile and although I am a pretty private person, this is a "crying in my beer" kind of day. So thank you and much love to you all. Have a great Labor Day weekend!  :heart:

Wow, your legs are HOT.   :-*
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2009, 05:57:47 PM
Wow, your legs are HOT.   :-*

Yeah, her legs go all the way up to
























her skirt.  :innocent:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 08, 2009, 06:27:16 PM
Schade versus BEG legs contest!!!!!
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 09:40:19 PM
Wow, your legs are HOT.   :-*

I have been doing lunges and squats.  :naughty: Unfortunately, it does nothing for the beer belly that I have developed. :p
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 08, 2009, 09:41:19 PM
Schade versus BEG legs contest!!!!!

BEG and I never compete with one another.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 08, 2009, 11:26:52 PM
Wow, your legs are HOT.   :-*

You should see the rest of her!]

And why is one hot woman complimenting another hot woman on her hot legs so hot?   :drool:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: BEG on September 09, 2009, 01:40:10 AM
You should see the rest of her!]

And why is one hot woman complimenting another hot woman on her hot legs so hot?   :drool:

Speaking as a hot woman...I've seen the rest of her... In real life.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 09, 2009, 06:09:20 AM
BEG and I never compete with one another.  :lmao:

Then a mere comparison will suffice.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 09, 2009, 06:40:07 AM
Speaking as a hot woman...I've seen the rest of her... In real life.

You've seen the rest of her, or the rest of her rest of her?
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 09, 2009, 06:42:28 AM
You've seen the rest of her, or the rest of her rest of her?

She watched me shower.  It is an image seared, SEARED in her memory.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 09, 2009, 06:43:15 AM
Speaking as a hot woman...I've seen the rest of her... In real life.

How did we get so hot? Oh Yeah!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 09, 2009, 06:46:48 AM
She watched me shower.  It is an image seared, SEARED in her memory.  :lmao:

Words.  Fail.  Me.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 09, 2009, 06:50:00 AM
Words.  Fail.  Me.

As they should!  :evillaugh:

My work here is done.
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: jinxmchue on September 09, 2009, 06:59:08 AM
She watched me shower.  It is an image seared, SEARED in her memory.  :lmao:

Hey, I finally get to use this:

Pics or it didn't happen!   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: NHSparky on September 09, 2009, 07:33:12 AM
As they should!  :evillaugh:

My work here is done.

Nooooooo!!!  We want descriptions of soapy goodness!  The varying settings on the shower nozzle!
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: Wineslob on September 09, 2009, 10:22:20 AM
Speaking as a hot woman...I've seen the rest of her... In real life.



So...did it make you get hot?   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's bod
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 09, 2009, 10:39:30 AM
Some people would say it REALLY gets fun when someone gets hurt...the kinky bastards.

(http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/943.png)

I resemble that remark!