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Title: People of Walmart
Post by: NHSparky on September 04, 2009, 08:28:04 AM
LINK (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com)

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be scared shitless.  Above all, you'll know at least ONE of these people.  That, I think, is the most frightening part.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Wayne on September 04, 2009, 08:58:57 AM
Looks like family..  I see 'em there all the time.. :lmao:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 04, 2009, 09:01:53 AM
I should take pictures at mine and submit them.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 04, 2009, 09:09:34 AM
LINK (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com)

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be scared shitless.  Above all, you'll know at least ONE of these people.  That, I think, is the most frightening part.
The chick with the Swastika walking next to the two black guys just about killed me! :rotf:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 04, 2009, 09:17:08 AM
omg..miss new booty..page 3, I have finally found my walmart between the glorious hair, the pimping, and miss new booty.

Miss new booty's shorts look to be about a size 8, but just because they fit her no flat ass doesn't mean they fit her size 16 hips and tummy. Wow! And I thought there was nothing worse then pjs in public...between the red knock off Uggs and miss new booty...I stand corrected. :o
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Chris on September 04, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
:puke: The old man with the DD's.

Oh God. :bawl:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 04, 2009, 09:33:25 AM
:puke: The old man with the DD's.

Oh God. :bawl:

And just think..you can never unsee it, Chris...never! At least it's blurry.  :-)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Chris on September 04, 2009, 09:34:24 AM
And just think..you can never unsee it, Chris...never! At least it's blurry.  :-)
:rotf: That thing from Vermont on page 5 is pretty scary.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 04, 2009, 09:47:25 AM
:rotf: That thing from Vermont on page 5 is pretty scary.

Yeah I saw that one. I think I'd move to another line.  :lmao:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Chris on September 04, 2009, 09:51:11 AM
And just think..you can never unsee it, Chris...never! At least it's blurry.  :-)
I bet he has a website :(
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 04, 2009, 09:52:15 AM
I bet he has a website :(

Don't get curious. You'll regret it.  :o
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jinxmchue on September 04, 2009, 10:28:34 AM
Hmm...  Well, here in Minnesota, we don't get many weird Walmart shoppers.  There are some girls with some really nice jahoobies, though.   :naughty:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 04, 2009, 12:22:41 PM
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too many of them from S.C.......I'm glad I've only been in WAL-MART a dozen times in 30 years.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Chris_ on September 04, 2009, 12:50:45 PM
I liked "Captian Walmart"
 :lmao:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on September 04, 2009, 01:42:37 PM
Pg. 9

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/281.jpg)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Eupher on September 04, 2009, 01:49:25 PM
Is the old adage, "No shirt, no shoes, no service" a thing of the past anymore? Do people really walk into any public store, service, or entity dressed like a homeless person in Bangkok?

Don't answer that. 
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Thor on September 04, 2009, 05:31:04 PM
Is the old adage, "No shirt, no shoes, no service" a thing of the past anymore? Do people really walk into any public store, service, or entity dressed like a homeless person in Bangkok?

Don't answer that. 

Was eating at a local Whataburger a couple of weeks ago. A Family was in there eating inside, their children clothed in swimsuits and flip-flops. So, yes, people DO come into stores dressed like bums and indigents.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on September 04, 2009, 09:44:00 PM
The only thing sadder than the fact that so many Americans let themselves look like racial trash is the fact that they go out in public looking like that without a second thought.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jinxmchue on September 04, 2009, 11:49:23 PM
Is the old adage, "No shirt, no shoes, no service" a thing of the past anymore? Do people really walk into any public store, service, or entity dressed like a homeless person in Bangkok?

Don't answer that. 

What disturbs me is that in the decades those signs have been around, no one's ever considered adding "no pants" to the stipulations.  Apparently we can walk into these places with our junk hanging out and they are obligated to serve us.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Chris_ on September 05, 2009, 01:36:06 AM
What disturbs me is that in the decades those signs have been around, no one's ever considered adding "no pants" to the stipulations.  Apparently we can walk into these places with our junk hanging out and they are obligated to serve us.

Even when the pants are there, it doesn't matter.

Case in point:

(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/281.jpg)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 05, 2009, 07:04:21 AM
Was eating at a local Whataburger a couple of weeks ago. A Family was in there eating inside, their children clothed in swimsuits and flip-flops. So, yes, people DO come into stores dressed like bums and indigents.

I'm squishier on this. Local establishments here run specials in the summer that cater to the local pools close by the restaurants. It's not unusual for a family to go straight from the pool to eat and a whataburger is fast food for goodness sakes, not a sit down place. This is a pretty upscale, conservative neighborhood too and in the summer its not unusual to see families in their suits and flip flops still with coverups over their suits in a fast food place. I just always figured they came straight from the pool to eat. There are some in those pics with regards to attire where I would give a pass--looks like they came from doing labor type of work(maybe on their house) or the beach or the pool and went for a quick trip to wallyworld, but others...whoa! You know they went from their home tot he store that way...wow!

I know I'm going to hell for saying this , but the woman in the red Uggs, I'd bet money the food was paid for with a gov subsidy card...that's probably exactly the situation I spoke of...'husband' lives in the home with unreported income that buys red uggs and booty shorts while the rest of us pay their food bill.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 05, 2009, 07:39:50 AM
D6, pass the ****ing mind bleach before you ever post something like that again. :censored: :censored: :censored:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Airwolf on September 05, 2009, 05:18:25 PM
This looks like a situation that requires us to repeat this phrase.

The Power Of Christ Compells You,The Power Of Christ Compells You, The Power Of Christ Compells You!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: WMD Owl on September 05, 2009, 05:52:12 PM
If you think its bad inside the store, you should see the customers of the Walmart Gas Station.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on September 06, 2009, 12:05:15 PM
This looks like a situation that requires us to repeat this phrase.

The Power Of Christ Compells You,The Power Of Christ Compells You, The Power Of Christ Compells You!!!!!!!!!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Coffee on the keyboard!!!!!
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jinxmchue on September 06, 2009, 02:06:20 PM
This looks like a situation that requires us to repeat this phrase.

The Power Of Christ Compells You,The Power Of Christ Compells You, The Power Of Christ Compells You!!!!!!!!!

[youtube=425,350]r4W0t_fWJoE[/youtube]

 :-)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on September 06, 2009, 02:29:54 PM
[youtube=425,350]r4W0t_fWJoE[/youtube]

 :-)

More coffee on the keyboard. "Moon Unit Zappa"  :lmao:

BTW, I want a shark with laser beams.  :-)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Airwolf on September 06, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
Don't forget this when you install the pool

(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1217/warningsign5fl6.jpg)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Thor on September 07, 2009, 07:24:27 AM
I'm squishier on this. Local establishments here run specials in the summer that cater to the local pools close by the restaurants. It's not unusual for a family to go straight from the pool to eat and a whataburger is fast food for goodness sakes, not a sit down place. This is a pretty upscale, conservative neighborhood too and in the summer its not unusual to see families in their suits and flip flops still with coverups over their suits in a fast food place. I just always figured they came straight from the pool to eat. There are some in those pics with regards to attire where I would give a pass--looks like they came from doing labor type of work(maybe on their house) or the beach or the pool and went for a quick trip to wallyworld, but others...whoa! You know they went from their home tot he store that way...wow!

I know I'm going to hell for saying this , but the woman in the red Uggs, I'd bet money the food was paid for with a gov subsidy card...that's probably exactly the situation I spoke of...'husband' lives in the home with unreported income that buys red uggs and booty shorts while the rest of us pay their food bill.

There were NO coverups...... I don't exactly "dress up" to go to the store, but for crying out loud, at least I don't look like I just came in from the field or go someplace half naked. ( I will admit that I've had to run to the auto parts store, looking like a grease monkey from time to time)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: NHSparky on September 11, 2009, 11:09:22 AM
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/119.jpg)

Sorry--not enough money or mind bleach in the world for that, hon.  And with her kid there, too.  How cute.  Really.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: IassaFTots on September 11, 2009, 11:34:09 AM
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/119.jpg)

Sorry--not enough money or mind bleach in the world for that, hon.  And with her kid there, too.  How cute.  Really.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: debk on September 11, 2009, 01:36:13 PM
Pg. 9

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/281.jpg)


Sasquatch?






went to walmart last night.....clean blue jean capris, white tank, yellow jacket, chocolate brown sandals.....I was overdressed... :lmao:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 11, 2009, 02:11:26 PM
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/119.jpg)

Sorry--not enough money or mind bleach in the world for that, hon.  And with her kid there, too.  How cute.  Really.

I wouldn't wear a shirt like that and me wearing it wouldn't bring about nightmares to those reading it. It's called class. I have a feeling this is a shirt for a business though trying to play on words, but still...geez!
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Hawkgirl on September 11, 2009, 03:13:14 PM
While I'm not a Walmart hater, you won't catch me dead shopping in one.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Hawkgirl on September 11, 2009, 03:14:41 PM
I lie...I shopped in one in Dawsonville Georgia which was spotless and beautiful....near my vacation home,   But I stand by my statement when it comes to any other location.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Wineslob on September 11, 2009, 04:27:52 PM
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/119.jpg)

Sorry--not enough money or mind bleach in the world for that, hon.  And with her kid there, too.  How cute.  Really.


Thats probably the only way she gets any, from Sasquatch dude.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: vesta111 on September 12, 2009, 09:45:27 AM

That's probably the only way she gets any, from Sasquatch dude.

Some of these older folks get OFF on the looks they get when wearing unusual clothing for their age.

This is an attention thing for the old folk that think like a 14 year old.  They know full well what they look like, to them the clothing is not only funny but a up yours to the comunity.

Some of this is bait just waiting for a reason to go off on others who give then a what the Hell look.   

One of my brother in laws wears these T-shirts that I refuse to walk in public with him. He is 60 years old and gets his jollies making old Lady's gasp or show disgust.

He comes home laughing his butt off at the looks he gets, to him this is attention.

The woman and men I see flaunting their body's wearing shorts as a 400 pound person is such as this.  They are looking for someone to fight with to make themselves important.

I realise I am not saying this very well. somehow I am trying to say that these people have little pride in themselves, they must feel like loose rs to dress like a looser.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 13, 2009, 07:04:20 AM
Some of these older folks get OFF on the looks they get when wearing unusual clothing for their age.

This is an attention thing for the old folk that think like a 14 year old.  They know full well what they look like, to them the clothing is not only funny but a up yours to the comunity.

Some of this is bait just waiting for a reason to go off on others who give then a what the Hell look.   

One of my brother in laws wears these T-shirts that I refuse to walk in public with him. He is 60 years old and gets his jollies making old Lady's gasp or show disgust.

He comes home laughing his butt off at the looks he gets, to him this is attention.

The woman and men I see flaunting their body's wearing shorts as a 400 pound person is such as this.  They are looking for someone to fight with to make themselves important.

I realise I am not saying this very well. somehow I am trying to say that these people have little pride in themselves, they must feel like loose rs to dress like a looser.

What you've described is immaturity. I got over 'shocking' people when I was a teenager and would dye my hair funky colors and wear ton up fishnets with combat boots. Its a pity a 60 year old man still gets off onthose things.

As for the heavy person in inappropriate clothing. I do think it's a self-esteem issue, but I think someone ONE TIME may have told them they looked good...maybe someone who loved them or wanted to screw them and they sadly continue to wear something like that in public thinking they look 'hot'. I know a number of heavy gals over the year whose heads were so inflated they actually thought they were the shit in things you'd only want to see on a Brazilian beach girl. Girls who maybe were shapely once and now are huge and still think they are the same size they were and are living in the past.

I took out clothes I used to wear over 2 years ago. I knew I was heavy, but I didn't know I was that heavy and now I think I'm bigger then what I am(and that's from MANY sources, not just my own assessment). They body image people have sometimes doesn't catch up with the reality on both sides of the weight gain/loss spectrum.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: NHSparky on September 13, 2009, 08:24:18 AM
Amen--it's why I don't take off my t-shirt when I go to the beach.  People keep trying to drag me back into the water.

And just in case you haven't purged yourself of the Saturday night booze yet, I induce your stomach-churning with the following:

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/113.jpg)

I think they're right--must be a gangsta leotard.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Splashdown on September 13, 2009, 08:34:10 AM
I went through all the pictures to make sure I wasn't IN any of them....


 :-)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Wayne on September 13, 2009, 08:43:55 AM
 Annnd??
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Airwolf on September 13, 2009, 07:33:47 PM
Wish I had a camera today. I took my mom to the nearest Wal Mart to get her eyeglasses fixed after she stepped on them this morning. When we got there someone had parked a homebuilt flatbed pickup with more crap packed on it then anyone should have been allowed to own and none of it was tied down to keep it from falling off the edges. I told my mom that "It looked like Jed and Granny Clampett must have pulled up"
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2009, 07:50:55 PM
Wish I had a camera today. I took my mom to the nearest Wal Mart to get her eyeglasses fixed after she stepped on them this morning. When we got there someone had parked a homebuilt flatbed pickup with more crap packed on it then anyone should have been allowed to own and none of it was tied down to keep it from falling off the edges. I told my mom that "It looked like Jed and Granny Clampett must have pulled up"

You just reminded me of something I saw last year.  It was there for several days at least and I did have a camera.  The following Picture was taken in a Walmart parking lot.  Granted it was closer to the Sam's Club side, but still.

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b258/kent62526/002.jpg)

Yes, that is a truck with camper and the leveling legs are extended.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: RobJohnson on September 13, 2009, 11:40:52 PM
Very dangerous, especially if there are kids riding in the back seat...........(but still funny to see)




(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/47.jpg)




Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Chris on September 14, 2009, 12:59:34 AM
That looks familiar...
[youtube=425,350]zbU0UJAdFj8[/youtube]
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: NHSparky on September 26, 2009, 07:44:43 AM
Oh, dear God, my eyes....MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/230.jpg)
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: debk on September 26, 2009, 11:14:16 AM
 :o :o :o
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Wineslob on September 29, 2009, 10:14:29 AM
Sparky, don't forget, she thinks she's hot in that shit.   :lmao:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on September 29, 2009, 10:24:42 AM
You know really...the only place I'd dare wear something like that is to workout, but it would have a short tank under it and appropriate workout pants, not a thong and a standard bra. She's not got a terrible figure, but seriously, even being in shape doesn't mean you can wear anything. Some things still look trashy  no matter how good one's bod is. Geez!
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Wineslob on September 29, 2009, 02:37:44 PM
Quote
She's not got a terrible figure

But her face looks like it tangled with a Mac truck..................and lost.........
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Texacon on September 29, 2009, 02:51:43 PM
Amen--it's why I don't take off my t-shirt when I go to the beach.  People keep trying to drag me back into the water.

And just in case you haven't purged yourself of the Saturday night booze yet, I induce your stomach-churning with the following:

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/113.jpg)

I think they're right--must be a gangsta leotard.

These guys that wear their pants like that kill me.  This trend started in prison by punks (queers) who wanted the rest of the population to know they were 'available'.  I told a black guy who had his pants low what it meant in the prison .... LOL  He looked horrified. 

KC
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 30, 2009, 09:38:19 AM
Oh, dear God, my eyes....MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/230.jpg)

That's enough to make "little" JohnnyReb hide in the bush.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: IassaFTots on September 30, 2009, 09:42:14 AM
Did anyone else notice that her bra seems to have masking tape on it in the back?
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Chris_ on September 30, 2009, 09:58:30 AM
Did anyone else notice that her bra seems to have masking tape on it in the back?

I think you're the only one with the cast-iron gut strong enough to look that closely, sir.

Congratulations.
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: IassaFTots on September 30, 2009, 10:27:30 AM
Actually....I am a Ma'am. 

We are our own worst critics. 
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: Chris_ on September 30, 2009, 10:38:19 AM
Actually....I am a Ma'am. 

We are our own worst critics. 

My deepest apologies, ma'am.  In the words of Tony Stark:
Quote
Good God, you're a woman! I honestly, I couldn't have called that. I mean, I would apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: People of Walmart
Post by: IassaFTots on September 30, 2009, 10:43:35 AM
No harm, no foul.  None whatsoever.   :cheersmate: