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Title: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: bijou on February 27, 2008, 09:15:38 AM: Quote
...For body-art enthusiasts have developed a new technique that gives a whole new meaning to beauty being in the eye of the beholder.

What is thought to be the first ever "eyeball tattoo" has been inflicted on a man in Toronto - good news, perhaps, for anyone who ever dreamed of having blue eyes.

The tattooer injected ink into the eyeball of volunteer Pauly Unstoppable using a needle, until his eye was completely blue.

Just in case you weren't yet feeling squeamish enough, bear in mind that it took more than 40 tries before the eye was filled with ink.

The blue substance used was mixed with antibiotic eyewash.

The experiment was carried out for Canadian company ModProm, with those taking part insisting that Pauly would not go blind.

...

Look away now, last warning!

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02/eyetattooWN_450x400.jpg)

link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=105954&in_page_id=2)
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Chris_ on February 27, 2008, 09:34:21 AM: EEEwwww!!
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: jtyangel on February 27, 2008, 10:07:01 AM: For those wondering, this is Mr. Pauly Unstoppable who got the eyeball tattoo :o

(http://www.freewebs.com/paulyunstoppable//4h0efgrz%20copy.jpg)
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 27, 2008, 10:18:18 AM: Quote from: jtyangel on February 27, 2008, 10:07:01 AM
For those wondering, this is Mr. Pauly Unstoppable who got the eyeball tattoo :o

(http://www.freewebs.com/paulyunstoppable//4h0efgrz%20copy.jpg)

Say goodbye to that bothersome job market for sure.
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Chris_ on February 27, 2008, 10:22:17 AM: :puke:
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: BEG on February 27, 2008, 10:29:15 AM: Oh my hell, that reminds me of when I had to have a shot in my eye. It hurt like hell, why would anyone choose to do it?
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: jtyangel on February 27, 2008, 10:30:19 AM: Quote from: BEG on February 27, 2008, 10:29:15 AM
Oh my hell, that reminds me of when I had to have a shot in my eye. It hurt like hell, why would anyone choose to do it?

This guy suspends himself from sterilized meathooks for fun sweeties, I think part of this mutilation is actually the pain involved in it more so even then the end result.
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Flame on February 27, 2008, 10:57:40 AM: OK, I know its a sign of sickness, but I really wanted to see an "after" picture!
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 27, 2008, 11:17:14 AM: Quote from: Flame on February 27, 2008, 10:57:40 AM
OK, I know its a sign of sickness, but I really wanted to see an "after" picture!

(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-07/eyeball-tattooing.jpg)
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Flame on February 27, 2008, 11:20:49 AM: Quote from: Skizz on February 27, 2008, 11:17:14 AM
Quote from: Flame on February 27, 2008, 10:57:40 AM
OK, I know its a sign of sickness, but I really wanted to see an "after" picture!

(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-07/eyeball-tattooing.jpg)

blech....

But I guess it goes well with the rest of his "modifications"
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Uhhuh35 on February 27, 2008, 01:43:21 PM: Tattoos are bad enough on the skin, now they gotta' risk their eyesight?

What a bunch of morons. :mental:
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: seemomgonuts on February 27, 2008, 02:42:31 PM: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! :bawl: My eyes! My eyes!
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Flame on February 27, 2008, 02:51:50 PM: Just think....when he contracts hepatitis from a bad tatoo needle, they'll be able to tell because instead of yellow his eyes will turn green!! :rotf:
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: RedTail on February 27, 2008, 03:00:22 PM: I saw this on an episode of CSI:NY. . .I still can't believe that's real.

*TKay*
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Dixie*Darling on February 27, 2008, 03:04:17 PM: Quote from: Skizz on February 27, 2008, 10:18:18 AM
Say goodbye to that bothersome job market for sure.

Idiot circus freak is still an option though. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: BEG on February 27, 2008, 03:21:39 PM: Quote from: Flame on February 27, 2008, 02:51:50 PM
Just think....when he contracts hepatitis from a bad tatoo needle, they'll be able to tell because instead of yellow his eyes will turn green!! :rotf:

LOL that was funny.
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Rebel on February 27, 2008, 03:54:46 PM: Quote from: Skizz on February 27, 2008, 10:18:18 AM
Say goodbye to that bothersome job market for sure.

:werd: ...and he'll be on DU bitching about the economy and how he can't get a job. 'Course, people like this think they're entitled to a job.

....then again, it does tend to make it easier to identify the dumbasses among us.
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 27, 2008, 07:00:30 PM: I doubt the Guild of Navigators will be fooled at all, they will have foreseen this cusp.
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 27, 2008, 07:10:27 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 27, 2008, 07:00:30 PM
I doubt the Guild of Navigators will be fooled at all, they will have foreseen this cusp.

When he steers a transport through a planet, they'll find out anyway. Probably a Harkonnen spy.

I love the Dune reference, DAT!
Title: Re: Blink and you'll miss these eyeball tattoos (major spork alert)
Post by: Chris_ on February 27, 2008, 07:11:47 PM: Quote from: VelvetElvis on February 27, 2008, 07:10:27 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 27, 2008, 07:00:30 PM
I doubt the Guild of Navigators will be fooled at all, they will have foreseen this cusp.

When he steers a transport through a planet, they'll find out anyway. Probably a Harkonnen spy.

I love the Dune reference, DAT!

Mentats -- can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.