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Title: last jar of unicorn semen in America sold on eBay...
Post by: asdf2231 on September 02, 2009, 12:47:12 AM
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200366238168

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This is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. This specimen was squoozed only a week ago, and still has a warm salty feel to it. Anyone in possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have already been blessed and recieved my gift from this Mythical Jizz so i'm going to pass the power onto someone else. Just a few squirts of it in your hair will give you the glowing ora that only monogamously challenged strippers have under the blacklight.Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the shits.        Bid, but Bid Wisely

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Winning bid: US $31.00
 

(http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!B(B48Sg!mk~$(KGrHgoOKkQEjlLmTodMBK,Mn0d-u!~~_12.JPG)

Damn.  :lmao:
Title: Re: last jar of unicorn semen in America sold on eBay...
Post by: mamacags on September 02, 2009, 06:02:15 AM
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  That there is some funny crap.
Title: Re: last jar of unicorn semen in America sold on eBay...
Post by: DixieBelle on September 02, 2009, 08:00:03 AM
oh my. :rofl:
Title: Re: last jar of unicorn semen in America sold on eBay...
Post by: Wineslob on September 02, 2009, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: mamacags on September 02, 2009, 06:02:15 AM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  That there is some funny spunk.




FIXED   :tongue:






Damn, there are some stupid people out there.
Title: Re: last jar of unicorn semen in America sold on eBay...
Post by: thundley4 on September 02, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
Magical unicorns exist!!!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVPB04TaoU[/youtube]
Title: Re: last jar of unicorn semen in America sold on eBay...
Post by: asdf2231 on September 03, 2009, 09:59:35 AM
Thundly, THANK YOU!!!!

I was looking for that video clip yesterday and couldn't find it!!!
Title: Re: last jar of unicorn semen in America sold on eBay...
Post by: thundley4 on September 03, 2009, 10:19:44 AM
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 03, 2009, 09:59:35 AM
Thundly, THANK YOU!!!!

I was looking for that video clip yesterday and couldn't find it!!!

I try and catch Robot Chicken whenever I can. Sometimes it's stupid, but more often it's stupidly funny.