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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: seabelle on September 01, 2009, 02:01:21 PM
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So I was bored and stopped by the BOTC's (Barrack Obama Turd Corps) board to see what liberal lies I'll be defending this week. We should have a contest too !
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6436665
God, they are mean, humorless people. Not one "entry" so far that makes sense.
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Needless to say none of them are in advertising. Or if they are, they're constantly on the verge of being fired for not making the coffee right.
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Sep-01-09 02:07 PM
Response to Original message
63. "You can't HANDLE the truth."
Edited on Tue Sep-01-09 02:12 PM by Zavulon
Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and the following on the back:
"Republicans, we live in a country with people who need help. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Rush Limbaugh? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the rich and curse the middle class and poor; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: that taxes and social programs, while expensive, probably save lives, and that their existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you WANT us on that wall, you NEED us on that wall. We use words like compassion, caring, helping. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to create something. You use them as a punchline. We have neither the time nor the inclination to explain ourselves to people who rise and sleep under the blanket of the very security we provide and then questions the manner in which we provide it. We would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, we suggest that you pick up a petition and run for office. Either way, we don't give a damn what you think the needy aren't entitled to."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What a maroon.
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I made this just for the primitives....
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Looney%20tunes/du2.jpg)
And this...
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Liberal%20Fascism/jonah2.jpg)
And for us, we have this...
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Liberal%20Hunting%20Permit/121410.jpg)
Edited on Tue Sep-01-09 02:12 PM by Zavulon
Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and the following on the back:
What a schwanzkopf.
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Zavulon
"You can't HANDLE the truth."
Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and the following on the back:
"Republicans, we live in a country with people who need help. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Rush Limbaugh? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the rich ....
Actually, this isn't a bad idea, it just needs to be ammended to reflect the truth the libs can't handle. Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and on the back put "Vote Democrat! End up like Santiago"
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Actually, this isn't a bad idea, it just needs to be ammended to reflect the truth the libs can't handle. Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and on the back put "Vote Democrat! End up like Santiago"
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"Liberals are sub-standard humans."
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"T-shirts are a right and I shouldn't have to pay for this t-shirt myself."
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"T-shirts are a right and I shouldn't have to pay for this t-shirt myself."
:clap: :II:
Or even "T-shirts are a right and I shouldn't have to pay for this at all."
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And who appointed you the expert on what we think?
I'll tell ya what, you eliminate the fraud you assholes close your eyes to every day and we'll talk!
Self appointed important. Don't ya just love 'em?
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My vote for the most nonsensical comes from Gman2. I have no idea what he's talking about.
Gman2 (719 posts) Tue Sep-01-09 02:01 PM
Response to Original message
60. The working class can beat the crap outta the investor class.
Edited on Tue Sep-01-09 02:14 PM by Gman2
Reverse discrimination victim.
Sandwichboard republicanism summer2009
They promised me the means of production, and allz I got was this lousy co-op!
Wow, big carbon footprint, you must have a tiny...
Civilization is for pansies.
Why fix anything? Kick the Republi-can down the road.
Who's status quo?
Quo, is stat.
Greed, is a pre-existing condition.
Status Quo, the new street cred.
The west will provide the jobs, that we will bury them with.
The earth is flat. Hitler and Stalin were lefties.
I'm gettin better every day, I'm genetically modified.
Get a JOB, sicko!
Hate Speech, great taste, less filling.
Hate Speech, poor taste, more fooling.
Who promised you the "means of production?" I don't know, all this stuff has given me a headache.
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"Vote Democratic, It's Easier than Working"
I think I've seen that here or at CU, but always a personal favorite :lmao:
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This one will be good in a few years if they get this atrocity passed: "I went to the hospital for an emergency surgery, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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Liberalism: The gift that keeps on taking
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(http://rlv.zcache.com/chappaquiddick_triathlon_ted_kennedy_t_shirt-p235114989317828154trlf_400.jpg)
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(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/Liberal%20Fascism/3803879CAUEQ9QL1.jpg)
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(http://rlv.zcache.com/chappaquiddick_triathlon_ted_kennedy_t_shirt-p235114989317828154trlf_400.jpg)
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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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OBAMA HAS THE ANSWER
PRINT MO' MONEY
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CHANGE TO DIE FOR
COMMUNISM NOW
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I GOT MINE
HOPE U GOT YOURS
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DOWN WITH WOOL
FLEECE THE RICH
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A BMW AT EVERY HOUSE
A BLACK MAN WORKING
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Here's the money you could be keeping if you vote Republican...
(http://www.geico.com/public/images/aboutgeico/kash.jpg)
Here's the money you'll end up keeping under Zerobama...
(http://www.geico.com/public/images/bullets/782.gif)
Any questions?
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Here's the money you could be keeping if you vote Republican...
(http://www.geico.com/public/images/aboutgeico/kash.jpg)
Here's the money you'll end up keeping under Zerobama...
(http://www.geico.com/public/images/bullets/782.gif)
Good'un.....Hi 5
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Good'un.....Hi 5
Thanks. :rotf: :lmao:
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CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN
OBAMA......NOT SO MUCH
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Let's see if I can modify this:
JohnnyReb link=topic=33055.msg347521#msg347521 date=1251845037
CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN
(http://www.geico.com/public/images/aboutgeico/kash.jpg)
OBAMA......NOT SO MUCH
(http://www.geico.com/public/images/bullets/782.gif)
You like?
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"I voted for free ponies and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt."
:lmao:
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(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9784/chenybushth3.jpg)
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(http://www.crisdias.com/wp-content/images/2007/09/family_guy_blue_harvest_star_destroyer.jpg)
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(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/resistanceisfutile4.jpg)
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A couple of shirts I've seen on Second Life that seem somehow appropriate:
MY DICK
(with big arrow pointing down)
and
"Does this cock in my mouth make me look gay?"
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A couple of shirts I've seen on Second Life that seem somehow appropriate:
MY DICK
(with big arrow pointing down)
and
"Does this cock in my mouth make me look gay?"
There was a dumb guy bragging to us at a bar one night about how he could suck his own dick. One of the boys with me said, "I could tell from just looking at you that you didn't have no spine."..... :rotf:
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Gotta love T-Shirt Hell (http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml)
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1277/a1277_bm.gif)
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1069/a1069.gif)
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How 'bout a new Che shirt?
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/che_guevara_corpse.jpg)
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How 'bout a new Che shirt?
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/che_guevara_corpse.jpg)
Works for me, Kev!
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How 'bout a new Che shirt?
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/che_guevara_corpse.jpg)
Only if you'll caption it "A GOOD COMMIE".
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The earth is flat. Hitler and Stalin were lefties.
See, this is the type of stuff decent people need to address and stop right in its track. Liberals will start working on selling the lies that Marxists, Socialists, and other assorted misfits of that color who couldn't make their utopia work are now right of center and conservative. This type of misrepresentation should always be addressed and addressed with vigor since it is this kind of misinformation in an age where people are moderately educated that give those democrat buffoons in DC a foothold. Their more radical members keep plugging lies until their more moderate members both believe and plug those lies too and then the general public starts believing the dialogue too. They have convinced more then a few that healthcare is an issue of compassion and also that people are dying in the streets of the US without it. This lie is being bought. So is the lie that it is the greedy companies that created the healthcare problems and not a whle lot of gov. interference. This type of crap needs to be addressed.
I still am waiting too for a liberal to tell me at what point am I supposed to care for the health of a person who has no interest in caring for their own health themselves? *IF* they do have disposable income, yet don't think their own health is valuable enough or engage in risky behaviors, why should I put more value in their life then they do?