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Title: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: USA4ME on September 01, 2009, 10:31:47 AM
Quote from:
demwing
 
DU Dentist needed in Tampa area willing to barter services (I'll network or build computers, paint your office, walk your dog, shine your shoes, or ANYTHING) for some dental work, or throw som charity my way. For two months I have had two broken teeth on my lower jaw that need removed or capped, and am in constant pain. I am unemployed, and am without dental or health insurance.

I live in Palm Harbor, just off og US HWY 19 and Tampa Rd,

PLEASE help.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=145x11799

Given how they like to view themselves, there should be numerous responses to this post already either offering money to help pay or a name of a dentist in the area who they have pre-arranged to help him.  Guy claims he's even willing to do some work in exchange, which for a primitive is giving a lot.

Quote from:
demwing
 
1. I'm serious as a train wreck here my friends

If anyone knows a dentist, is married to one, has a dentist in law, or whatever, please ask them if they can help, the pain is getting more intense and the ibuprofen are working less and less

Com'n primitives!!  Here's you chance to show that you actually practice what you preach.  I'm doing more by bringing it over here so you dolts can see it that any of you have done so far.

Quote from:
carpetbagger

2. A few ideas.

Here's the Pinellas County Health Department's referral page for adults needing emergency services.

http://www.pinellashealth.com/DentalHealth/adultemerg.p...

I needed my wisdom teeth out a few years ago, and I got them all out (4) with local, for $500 at a dental school in Texas, that was even with a faculty doc, I could have saved some money if I went with a resident, but I knew it wouldn't be an easy extraction, and I went with a guy I had worked with at my own hospital way back when he himself was an oral surgery resident.

Hey, thanks for the C&P there buddy.  :whatever:  And you just suggested he go and become a guinea pig for a beginner.  Such compassion!

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Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: Vagabond on September 01, 2009, 11:15:46 AM
Why isn't this moron calling every dentist in the area to see if one will help him. I geuss that would take more effort.

I had a dentist in Maryland that left his appointment book on Friday open for indigent care cases.  He did a lot of cases at cost, if it was a kid he might do it for free, and was even willing to arrange payment plans. 
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2009, 11:30:41 AM
I would suggest this DUmmy send a PM to DUmmy ThomWV, in fact all the DUmmies whining about dental care should go see DUmmy ThomWV:

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ThomWV  (1000+ posts)      Sat Aug-15-09 10:42 AM
Response to Original message
20. I have dental care but after spending thousand I started pulling my own teeth
 I have dental insurance, the Government plan that Congressmen have. The coverage is so poor that after spending several years and thousand of my own dollars trying to save my teeth I finally gave up and as they went bad I started pulling them myself. I did go to the local teaching hospital about 5 years ago to see what really needed to be done at that time. They wanted to pull everything that was left and the bill to me (after insurance had covered some piddling little bit) was still going to be nearly $3,000. So I said **** it.

By the way, I have kept all of my teeth, in a box. When they've all come out I'm going to drill holes through each of them and put them on a chain which I will then wear around my neck. Its my way of saying **** you to dentists.

http://www.democraticunde...dress=389x6311556#6311708

DUmmy ThomWV's writing carrries with it some speech patterns and mangled thought processes that are similar to TiTtyboy.
But they were contemporaries, so it's probably just a form of hero worship.
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: Doc Savage on September 01, 2009, 01:02:10 PM
Let the dummie become addicted to Meth.  That will rot the teeth out of your head and you will not even know it.  Problem solved,  or if he is arrested and put in the big house there is a dentist there.  He can also do an experiment of race relations.  Might give him a different view of the world.
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: Karin on September 01, 2009, 01:28:06 PM
Notice in the OP that it has to be a DU dentist.  Not just any dentist will do, especially not a stinking lousy fundy freeper. 
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: jukin on September 01, 2009, 05:12:33 PM
Why are not the well-to-do DUmmys sending him some money to go to the dentist?

Isn't that what a communist Jesus would do?
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: Randy on September 01, 2009, 05:27:18 PM
OK OK I can feel this DUmmies pain.

Here's the deal. I live on the east coast of Florida. I'm willing to go half way to Orlando to help this DUmbass. I have a baseball bat to beat him unconscience and a pair of new vice-grips to do the extraction with. If we meet in Pine (Crime) Hills he'll be close to the corner pharmaceutical entrepreneurs for pain relief afterwards, no prescriptions needed.

Since I'm a helluva nice guy I'll do it all for $100 cash.


 :-)
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 01, 2009, 05:29:15 PM
He should go into some redneck bar late one night and shout......

I HATE MARINES

I'm sure they'll be at least one in there that'll remove some teeth....but then, if his luck runs like mine, the offending tooth will probably be the only one left in his head.
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: Chris on September 01, 2009, 08:22:57 PM
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ThomWV  (1000+ posts)      Sat Aug-15-09 10:42 AM
Response to Original message

By the way, I have kept all of my teeth, in a box. When they've all come out I'm going to drill holes through each of them and put them on a chain which I will then wear around my neck. Its my way of saying **** you to dentists.
That will show them! :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: LC EFA on September 01, 2009, 09:10:26 PM
OK OK I can feel this DUmmies pain.

Here's the deal. I live on the east coast of Florida. I'm willing to go half way to Orlando to help this DUmbass. I have a baseball bat to beat him unconscience and a pair of new vice-grips to do the extraction with. If we meet in Pine (Crime) Hills he'll be close to the corner pharmaceutical entrepreneurs for pain relief afterwards, no prescriptions needed.

Since I'm a helluva nice guy I'll do it all for $100 cash.


 :-)

You'll need a blowtorch for sterilizing the equipment , and a bottle of %booze% so you can look down his throat without gagging.

Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: The Village Idiot on September 01, 2009, 09:33:19 PM
Dear Dummie whose name is not worth scrolling up to see,

Call your area dentists and ask if they know of any dentists doing charity work, DUmmie or not it should not matter. I know of a guy in Terrell who would pull a tooth for $10 when he is doing charity. He is in an impoverished region of Brazil at the moment being a missionary and working on third world teeth.

Check around the clinics, check large area churches.

If its as bad as you say, start calling around.

Thank you for your support,
FGL
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on September 01, 2009, 11:55:40 PM
Hey demwing, how's that Hope & Change working out for ya? Maybe after Dingle Barry cools the earth and makes the seas fall and pays for this dimwits mortgage and gas he'll get around to you.


Obama Is Going To Pay For My Gas And Mortgage!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI)

Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 02, 2009, 12:31:22 AM
I would suggest that if the DUmmy will only allow Mother Gaia to follow her natural course, at
some point the rotting process will render the defective teeth soft enough to simply spit out.
The natural way is always the best way, you know.
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: Chris_ on September 02, 2009, 12:33:07 AM
I would suggest that if the DUmmy will only allow Mother Gaia to follow her natural course, at
some point the rotting process will render the defective teeth soft enough to simply spit out.
The natural way is always the best way, you know.

Apparently Mother Gaia isn't blowing enough healing white light up DUmmy's ass.
Title: Re: primitive in FL needs a dentist
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on September 02, 2009, 12:41:48 AM
I would suggest that if the DUmmy will only allow Mother Gaia to follow her natural course, at
some point the rotting process will render the defective teeth soft enough to simply spit out.
The natural way is always the best way, you know.

Who knows. Without those abrasive teeth maybe his/her/it's "business" will pick up.  :naughty: