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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on August 28, 2009, 08:15:28 PM
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If you have a thing that goes !!BOING!! , chime in please!
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"Things That Go Boing"
Like when the BVDs are too tight?
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Like when the BVDs are too tight?
Exactly my dear! You sound as though you speak from experience. :evillaugh:
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Exactly my dear! You sound as though you speak from experience. :evillaugh:
Poppin' fresh
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It must be Friday night.
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Poppin' fresh
It's kind of quiet here tonight, isn't it?
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It must be Friday night.
It is and not a day too soon. Suffice it to say, today that I have deserved, nay, I have earned my poison.
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Seeing a picture of Schade has been known to cause that. :naughty:
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Seeing a picture of Schade has been known to cause that. :naughty:
I wish I had some new ones to share, they are all the same old same old. Feeling kind of Susan Boyle tonight.
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It's kind of quiet here tonight, isn't it?
It is sedate for a Friday evening. It must be out of respect for our dead American senator, Edward M. Kennedy.
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I wish I had some new ones to share, they are all the same old same old. Feeling kind of Susan Boyle tonight.
She's a little old for you to be feeling, isn't she? We Don't Want Pics Of That !!!!
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She's a little old for you to be feeling, isn't she? We Don't Want Pics Of That !!!!
Susan Boyle isn't all that old. She's just frumpy. Schade does not have the frumpy gene.
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It is sedate for a Friday evening. It must be out of respect for our dead American senator, Edward M. Kennedy.
Ah... I think you're right. I am sure the media is whipping themselves into a lather over his death and oh my, they have had some time to prepare for this really big shoo with their prepared press relelases and whatnot.
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She's a little old for you to be feeling, isn't she? We Don't Want Pics Of That !!!!
LOL I totally get what you are saying! Ok, I shall feel David Beckham. :lmao:
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Susan Boyle isn't all that old. She's just frumpy. Schade does not have the frumpy gene.
I think she may be younger than me. But I have to admit, once she got her eyebrows and hair done, she was quite cute.
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Those boots you are wearing makes things go "boing"... :evillaugh:
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Susan Boyle isn't all that old. She's just frumpy. Schade does not have the frumpy gene.
No argument there.
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I think she may be younger than me. But I have to admit, once she got her eyebrows and hair done, she was quite cute.
I thought she turned out cute too, but I didn't want to admit it and have the other guys make fun of me.
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LOL I totally get what you are saying! Ok, I shall feel David Beckham. :lmao:
I'd settle for his wife. :naughty:
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LOL I totally get what you are saying! Ok, I shall feel David Beckham. :lmao:
You're a man???????????
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I'd settle for his wife. :naughty:
Posh is 50% skin and bones and 50% silicon.
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Those boots you are wearing makes things go "boing"... :evillaugh:
You are the one who fears his life.....I don't want to call attention to you! :lmao:
I am harmless, really I am. This is just a thing I do and I do it well. :-)
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Nancy
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Posh is 50% skin and bones and 50% silicon.
She still looks good in some of the pictures they publish.
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I wish I had some new ones to share, they are all the same old same old. Feeling kind of Susan Boyle tonight.
Hush with that..you are gorgeous as always. :)
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You are the one who fears his life.....I don't want to call attention to you! :lmao:
I am harmless, really I am. This is just a thing I do and I do it well. :-)
That you do!
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Sorry peepers, real life interruptus (too many things going BOING at the same time around here), where were we? :heart:
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Nancy
Love that song.... Nancy is quite disarming.
oh and she is so wearing my dress and boots!!!
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Sorry peepers, real life interruptus (too many things going BOING at the same time around here), where were we? :heart:
You're a MAN
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Posh is 50% skin and bones and 50% silicon.
stevenumbers would hit that.
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You're a MAN
It was a double entendre my dear! A double entendre has two meanings, one which is indelicate. I want to feel David Beckham. :tongue:
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I spy some perky jerky (http://perkyjerky.com/home.php) in this thread. :rofl:
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I spy some perky jerky (http://perkyjerky.com/home.php) in this thread. :rofl:
"Grab a jerk and go" is going to be my new motto. :-)
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(http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/732_spanking.gif)
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"Grab a jerk and go" is going to be my new motto. :-)
Well I fit the Jerk thing
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Well I fit the Jerk thing
But you think I am a man, ya goof. :p
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(http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/732_spanking.gif)
Crazy Horse gets a little silly when the spanking smileys start appearing. :uhsure:
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Things that go boing?
There is an article in today's WSJ about those kinda things:
By KRIS MAHER
PITTSBURGH -- Some consider 20-year-old Fred Grzybowski the best pogo-stick rider in the world, able to leap over a minivan, among other feats. But his days on top may be numbered.
This past weekend, at Pogopalooza 6, the world championship of the fledgling sport of extreme pogo, a pair of "xpogo" athletes who are 15 and 16 years old beat him in key competitions and set high-jump records.
"They're progressing the sport," said Mr. Grzybowski, who has bounced in the background of several movies, including "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium." Mr. Grzybowski, from Los Angeles, did tie for first in one of the most difficult competitions here -- essentially slow-motion pogo sticking or fewest jumps per minute. The key is to jump so high that both stick and jumper linger in the air. He managed to keep his bounce count to 41 per minute, stretching each boing to last longer than a second.
Eight years ago, a burst of innovation helped transform pogo sticks from just another driveway diversion to a daredevil's ride -- much in the way that skateboards and snowboards vaulted to competitive prominence. Pogo riders today, mostly teenage risk-takers who might otherwise favor skateboarding, can bounce more than six feet in the air and perform spins and flips.
This weekend's competition attracted about 60 riders, between the ages of 13 and 24, drawn from 23 states as well as Canada and England. A few hundred spectators gathered in the hot sun to see jumpers compete for honors including Most Bounces in a Minute: 221, or nearly four per second.
At about 5 feet 8 inches tall and 140 pounds, Mr. Grzybowski is believed to be the first to mix forward and backward flips, and he is working on landing a double back flip. He started riding a traditional pogo when he was eight years old. Several years later, he asked for an extreme pogo and a unicycle for Christmas.
"I thought he was nuts," Mr. Grzybowski's father, Ed, says. Today, the young Mr. Grzybowski says he earns about $20,000 a year from appearances at fairs and trade shows as well as for stumping for one company's jumping stick.
The design of pogo sticks had barely changed between the time they were first patented and sold in the U.S. in 1919 to about 2000. Inventor George Hansburg promoted the toy by teaching dancers for the famous showman Florenz Ziegfeld how to pogo. He once staged a wedding where the bride and groom bounced into wedded bliss on pogo sticks.
In 2000, Irwin Arginsky, who bought out Mr. Hansburg in 1967, was approached by Bruce Middleton, a physicist who had gotten an idea while watching his daughter on her pogo stick. The physicist suggested a design using heavy-duty rubber bands (rather than old-fashioned steel springs) for propulsion. Soon after, Mr. Arginsky's company, SBI Enterprises, of Ellenville, N.Y., sold its first "Flybar," which could send a rider weighing up to 250 pounds five feet off the ground. The Flybar is Mr. Grzybowski 's stick of choice.
Mr. Arginsky says his company still sells nearly half a million traditional pogos each year, and he estimates that 40 million sticks have been sold since 1919. "Kids must have genes in them that make them want to jump," he says.
Other producers have also popped up: Mission Viejo, Calif., based Vurtego Inc., makes a stick that relies on compressed air instead of a spring and has developed a prototype with a booster that it claims can launch a rider 16 feet in the air.
A third extreme pogo model, called the BowGo, uses a strip of fiberglass that bends and recoils to provide lift. The stick is under development at Carnegie Mellon University and was born out of technology to enable robots to run.
"The highest I ever jumped was 42 inches, which I thought was pretty scary," says Ben Brown, the project scientist who developed the BowGo.
Such feats raise the obvious question: Even if it is possible to jump six feet in the air on a pogo stick, why would anyone risk it?
[pogo stick]
Mr. Brown says he has been found unconscious several times after taking spills on his experimental pogo. There were no major accidents at Pogopalooza, but Jake Fagliarone, 16, of Estero, Fla., fell as he tried to land a back flip. His face hit the street, giving him a bloody abrasion near his right eye and a black eye.
"It's an extreme sport so it's characterized by its risk," says Nick Ryan, a 20-year-old Carnegie Mellon junior who organized Pogopalooza. The first Pogopalooza was held in Lincoln, Neb., in a church parking lot with only six competitors. It is widely acknowledged in pogo circles as the first public gathering of extreme pogo enthusiasts. "The breed of human that does this is the type that falls down and gets up," says Mr. Ryan. "It's all about pushing the limits."
Mr. Grzybowski has several scars, including a long one along an elbow and another on his stomach that looks like a bullet hole. He has had more than 30 stitches to reattach a lip. The night before the competition, his roommate fell off a pogo and broke his cheekbone.
Mr. Grzybowski was narrowly upset in an event called the Big Air, a string of tricks in 90 seconds, by Biff Hutchison, a blond 15-year-old from Burley, Idaho, who was mobbed by friends and hoisted into the air after he was handed a trophy, a gold spring mounted on a piece of wood.
In the high jump, Dan Mahoney, a 16-year-old from Truro, Nova Scotia, cleared 8 feet 6 inches, which Mr. Grzybowski failed to match. "This is cool. That's my personal record and the world record," said Mr. Mahoney.
Thus far, none of the serious competitors in Pittsburgh have earned a major endorsement deal, though some, like Mr. Grzybowski, make money performing. Chadd "Wacky Chad" Dietz, 24, who performs with Mr. Grzybowski and Nick McClintock, 22, in a troupe called the Pogo Dudes, said each member earned about $10,000 since May, displaying their antics at places such as the Kingston Busker Festival.
The extreme pogo community is still low-profile enough that Mr. McClintock hopes to film a documentary in which he tracks down every person in the country who competes in the fledgling sport. He considers them a loose-knit family, and Pogopalooza, a reunion of sorts. "These are all my best friends in one place at once," he said.
Write to Kris Maher at kris.maher@wsj.com
:-)
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I need to win the lottery so I can sit home nights and partake of the debauchery.
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I need to win the lottery so I can sit home nights and partake of the debauchery.
On the pogo stick????
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On the pogo stick????
:rotf:
And let me guess--you're posting while getting a lap dance, right?
Thought so.
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And let me guess--you're posting while getting a lap dance, right?
Thought so.
No, but the dog is nuzzling me telling me it's time for the rack. Mrs E is watching some mindless TV program.
Maybe I'll invite the dog for a lap dance. I think she'd enjoy it.
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Schades avatar does it for me
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Schades avatar does it for me
Love ya! I just woke up from a cat nap, but now I am going back to bed. Sweet dreams everyone!
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If you have a thing that goes !!BOING!! , chime in please!
Did a spring break in the personal massager?
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I think she may be younger than me. But I have to admit, once she got her eyebrows and hair done, she was quite cute.
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I think , besides the eyebrows and a hair do , taking the beard off was a big help.
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I think , besides the eyebrows and a hair do , taking the beard off was a big help.
Yes, I agree, beards must be worn properly. :-)
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Somethings that went BOING as a teenager now rise at about the speed of bread.
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Somethings that went BOING as a teenager now rise at about the speed of bread.
I know, I look at myself and wonder how I got so old. Ah well, with age ....comes patience. ;)
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I know, I look at myself and wonder how I got so old. Ah well, with age ....comes patience. ;)
Ah well, with age ....comes being a patient. ;)
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Ah well, with age ....comes being a patient. ;)
That too... how is everything going?
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Things that go BOINGGGGG
well other than the usual suspect already mentioned boinging because of the pics :heart: I'd have to say....
The screen door BOINGS pretty good.
:-)
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It was a double entendre my dear! A double entendre has two meanings, one which is indelicate. I want to feel David Beckham. :tongue:
Did you say entourage? I've been involved in a few of those, but there is always someone that you really wish you have never seen naked. :innocent:
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Schades avatar does it for me
I always drop what I'm carrying when I think of Schade.
Just the other day I was on the way to the landfill, I ended up spilling my entire load on the highway.
Thinking of Schade made me lose my load.
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I always drop what I'm carrying when I think of Schade.
Just the other day I was on the way to the landfill, I ended up spilling my entire load on the highway.
Thinking of Schade made me lose my load.
Oh dear! :evillaugh: :rotf: :heart:
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Things that go BOINGGGGG
well other than the usual suspect already mentioned boinging because of the pics :heart: I'd have to say....
The screen door BOINGS pretty good.
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I love ya! :heart:
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I'm so sorry that I missed this thread.
Was all alone last night, and fell asleep watching a movie.
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and here you could have spent the evening BOINGING to Schade instead. :rotf:
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and here you could have spent the evening BOINGING to Schade instead. :rotf:
I BOING to Shade all the time.... :evillaugh:
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:evillaugh:
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My hands are sticky, I need to wash them.
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My hands are sticky, I need to wash them.
Must be from drinking all that milk.
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Is this the proper forum to post this pic?
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1599/akdr1006.jpg)
I don't know, I must be looking for attention or something.
This will only be up for a few moments... :evillaugh:
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Don't worry, gang. I've saved it. It can be reposted.
(kidding!)
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Is this the proper forum to post this pic?
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1599/akdr1006.jpg)
I don't know, I must be looking for attention or something.
This will only be up for a few moments... :evillaugh:
Yes it is.
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Ok... that's my fun for the night. How about every body else? Is noone having fun yet?
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Ok... that's my fun for the night. How about every body else? Is noone having fun yet?
I tried to call Noone. No answer.
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I tried to call Noone. No answer.
Noone at Noone's house? Unpossible! Noone is never home!
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Comcast doesn't want me to have fun. Screw them and their unreliable service.
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And of course, I miss the debauchery, and only come across the little red "X" in the box.
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I undeleted it! Go ahead, mock me! :evillaugh:
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I undeleted it! Go ahead, mock me! :evillaugh:
Mock, hell. I was at the doctor the other day for my regular visit/annual physical. He asked me if I had any ED problems.
Why no, Doctor, no I don't have any problems there at all!
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Wow. Legs for days. :drool:
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I am such a weirdo. Good heavens, I am glad BEG isn't here to see this. :lmao:
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Mock, hell. I was at the doctor the other day for my regular visit/annual physical. He asked me if I had any ED problems.
Why no, Doctor, no I don't have any problems there at all!
"I am virile", he said. :-)
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Wow. Legs for days. :drool:
I blush. :innocent:
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I am such a weirdo. Good heavens, I am glad BEG isn't here to see this. :lmao:
"I am virile", he said. :-)
I am virile, hear me roar?
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So, is this a private party, or can anyone join? :cheersmate:
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So, is this a private party, or can anyone join? :cheersmate:
Redheads get front of the line privileges.
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So, is this a private party, or can anyone join? :cheersmate:
Nothing is private when Schade is concerned! :evillaugh:
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Redheads get front of the line privileges.
I don't step aside for just anyone, but CR is special. :heart:
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Schade is just a beautiful and sexy lady. Best ever. ::)
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LOL :lmao:
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LOL :lmao:
:evillaugh:
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LOL :lmao:
By the way, I read virile as VILE. :p
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So, is this a private party, or can anyone join? :cheersmate:
So, the innocent young CR wants to join in..... :fuelfire:
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LOL :lmao:
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Don't worry, gang. I've saved it. It can be reposted.
(kidding!)
:innocent:
Awwwww crap!! I missed it again.
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I tried to call Noone. No answer.
He's to busy doing car insurance commercials.
BTW just for a general FYI....Moving SUCKS!
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By the way, I read virile as VILE. :p
I'm shocked. SHOCKED!
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Schade is just a beautiful and sexy lady. Best ever. ::)
I was going to ignore this comment, but nay, I shall not. If you have something to say to me, spit it out.
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I was going to ignore this comment, but nay, I shall not. If you have something to say to me, spit it out.
Schade, you know that what Inga said . . . er, posted is true. And I'm backing her up. You are Teh Hawt!
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Refresh us with your hawtness.........more pics! :drool: :drool: :drool: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert:
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Refresh us with your hawtness.........more pics! :drool: :drool: :drool: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert: :pervert:
Wait a minute. What about that saying about "too much of a good thing"?
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When it comes to Schade, too much of a good thing is a great thing. :cheersmate:
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I couldn't be more serial. :evillaugh:
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I couldn't be more serial. :evillaugh:
I like cereal.
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Schade is a (http://www.eatock.com/files/gimgs/327_1-stone-2.jpg) (http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/6/668/T6JC000Z/peter-beneyfield-fox-and-winter-coat.jpg)
:-) :beer:
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I'll need some help with the pict-o-gram!
I do appreciate all the affection... honestly you guys are some kind of something special and I love you all. I just like to have fun, I hope everyone knows that and I do these threads because I wish to interact with you. :naughty:
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Randy, would you like me to undelete the pic link so you can see what you missed? :lmao:
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I like cereal.
Do you drink the milk?
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I'll need some help with the pict-o-gram!
I do appreciate all the affection... honestly you guys are some kind of something special and I love you all. I just like to have fun, I hope everyone knows that and I do these threads because I wish to interact with you. :naughty:
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I lust like you. :evillaugh:
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I'll need some help with the pict-o-gram!
I do appreciate all the affection... honestly you guys are some kind of something special and I love you all. I just like to have fun, I hope everyone knows that and I do these threads because I wish to interact with you. :naughty:
:heart:
............................... Stone fox....................
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Schade is a (http://www.eatock.com/files/gimgs/327_1-stone-2.jpg) (http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/6/668/T6JC000Z/peter-beneyfield-fox-and-winter-coat.jpg)
:-) :beer:
A heavy rock fox??????????
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............................... Stone fox....................
Oh yeah! I had not heard that expression before..... :-)
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With legs like that............I get it. :cheersmate: