The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on August 28, 2009, 04:06:21 PM

Title: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: franksolich on August 28, 2009, 04:06:21 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6412909

Oh my.

The maudlin waif primitive:

Quote
Mythsaje  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-28-09 05:02 PM
Original message
 
Home of the Knave (an open letter to freepers and birthers and deathers)

What price pride when that pride is misplaced, when those you revere are not what you imagine them to be? When they fight for themselves, and their privilege, and bend your ear to fight not for your rights, but for their privilege as well? Fight against "socialism," when you don't even know what it is, nor why you should fear it. You fight not against an idea, but only against a word. How stunningly stupid you are. And proudly so.

Willful ignorance is a crime against nature, a crime against humanity, for it is through this kind of ignorance that the worst injustices have been done. And to have modern Americans, people with access to all the knowledge gained in this world and all its history through war and peace, through famine and depredation, turn their backs on knowledge and fight to preserve ignorance is a slap in the face of the founding fathers you pretend to revere, a deliberate urination on the documents by which this nation was formed.

Our founding fathers, for all their faults, revered knowledge above all. They believed they fought so their children might not have to. They learned war-craft and tactics so their children might learn literature and mathematics.

And yet those who heed the clarion call to battle sent by those who claim to be defending the "spirit" of the original intent of this country (a lie as blatant as calling a cow an airplane) stand proud in your ignorance, hating what you are told to hate, fearing that which you are told to fear, with no personal knowledge of the issues on which to draw upon. You are pawns on the chessboard, moving to block and parry without any awareness of how or why.

If told to resist health care reform, you do so, though it is not your freedoms they rise to defend, but the freedom of your oppressors to continue their oppression. Like our forefathers studied war and diplomacy to free the next generation to study something else, we should give ourselves health care, so we may free the next generation to seek something else. But you meat puppets do your masters' bidding and because of it the very discussion is drowned out by your white noise.

Freedom to be sick, to be denied health care, or to go into debt to procure it, is not freedom. It is merely another form of slavery. And you people welcome your chains, and cheer one another for your submission to them.

I say unto you then, stay stupid, and be proud in your stupidity. Hearken to the likes of Limbaugh, Hannity, and Beck. While they decry your right to health care they sit in their million dollar homes, sipping champagne, or gobbling prescription pain meds like candy, laughing at you all the while.

You do their dirty work, and pat one another on the back for your folly. You are the anchors tied to our throats, dragging us under. America has long since lost its way thanks to people like you.

This has become the Home of the Knave.

Oh my.  That's quite an exposition.

Brand-new bonfire; no primitives at it yet.
Title: Re: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: The Village Idiot on August 28, 2009, 04:11:08 PM
Notice the people who have read the bill are the ignorant ones and the ones who will never read the bill should be believed


dummie logic
Title: Re: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 28, 2009, 04:12:23 PM
Hah!  What care I for the wayward musings of a gadfly wastrel?

 :tongue:
Title: Re: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: mamacags on August 28, 2009, 04:18:38 PM
TLDR  I'm sure it was filled with teh stoopid anyway.
Title: Re: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 28, 2009, 04:19:11 PM
Mythsaje and socialism: "Saddle all humanity with my burden because I was stupid, lazy, careless, etc.....it wasn't my fault, I couldn't help it, someone should take care of me." "If I can't pull myself up by my bootstraps, I'll trip you up and tie you and yours down with them."

Seriously, not seriesly, but seriously....I want my son to have a chance to do well in life, better than I have done....I want that for everyones kids....they can't do it if they have to drag all the DUmmies thru life and provide for all their needs. Liberalism is placing a millstone around the neck of every young person in America.



Title: Re: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2009, 06:11:35 PM
Quote
This has become the Home of the Knave.

DUmmy Mythsaje is trying to be the heir apparent to DUmmy Pitt, by copying his bloated, boring style. But he's more likely to find himself
heir to DUmmy greenbriar, since he plagiarized his clever closing line, both from a crackpot group trying to form a country on Long Island:

http://www.prlog.org/10219812-america-land-of-the-unfree-home-of-the-knave.html

And also from a half-assed DUmmy band:

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/falconer/home_of_the_knave.html

I wonder how much of his bestseller paranormal sex crime fiction is plagiarized?  Nah, no one else could possibly come up
with anything that bad. But I'm sure today's rant was plagiarized from Jason Leopold or some other shining light of the DUmmy literati. 

DUmmy Mythsaje is a lot better at uncrating melon ballers on the Target receiving dock than he is at writing. It's his life's work.
Title: Re: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: USA4ME on August 28, 2009, 08:42:43 PM
An open response to the maudlin waif primitive:

I'm not sure what country or even universe you're in, but I'm far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be, and what you just typed out is a bunch of lies, though I'm confindent it made you "feel" better to have done so.  Your vain attempt to portray me as someone who understands less than you will never work for the simple reason that you paint inaccurate pictures in an effort to justify what you want to believe anyway, and it's obvious that's all you can do.  I find it beyond odd that the same group who believed the gov't was listening to their phone calls is the same group who want to let the gov't control and have access to their personal medical information.  It really takes a special form of stupid to be that obtuse, but you and your fellow libs have found a way to make it into a daily lifestyle.  But if I were as simpleminded as you, I also would want some gov't agency to tell me how to live every second of my life.  Between us, the only one wearing chains is you.

.
Title: Re: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: crockspot on August 28, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
That sassy wench is calling us knaves?
Title: Re: maudlin waif primitive sends us a message; calls us knaves
Post by: Lord Undies on August 28, 2009, 09:21:30 PM
An open response to the maudlin waif primitive:

I'm not sure what country or even universe you're in, but I'm far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be, and what you just typed out is a bunch of lies, though I'm confindent it made you "feel" better to have done so.  Your vain attempt to portray me as someone who understands less than you will never work for the simple reason that you paint inaccurate pictures in an effort to justify what you want to believe anyway, and it's obvious that's all you can do.  I find it beyond odd that the same group who believed the gov't was listening to their phone calls is the same group who want to let the gov't control and have access to their personal medical information.  It really takes a special form of stupid to be that obtuse, but you and your fellow libs have found a way to make it into a daily lifestyle.  But if I were as simpleminded as you, I also would want some gov't agency to tell me how to live every second of my life.  Between us, the only one wearing chains is you.

.

Amen.