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Title: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: LC EFA on August 26, 2009, 01:39:06 AM
A collection of DU responses to the passing of the Chappaquiddick Swimmer.

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RememberWellstone  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-26-09 02:26 AM
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No, no, no this can't be happening!
   
What a great legacy we have just lost...I am literally crying now. I cannot believe it, even after being prepared, my heart is crushed.

Good bye to one of the greatest Senators to ever walk the halls. :(

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nadinbrzezinski  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-26-09 02:27 AM
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The Ted Kennedy Act, as long as this has the PO in strong form
   
call your critters and ask for that. One way to honor Teddy, the Lion of the Senate.

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dgibby  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Aug-26-09 01:49 AM
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6. Get ready for all the pontificating and hand wringing and crocodile tears.
   
You know all those repukes and Blue Dogs will be falling all over themselves to get to a mic to talk about what a wonderful person he was and how much they'll miss him. Hypocrites, every last one of them. :mad: :nuke:

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Teaser  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)    Wed Aug-26-09 02:04 AM
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The Senator Edward M. Kennedy Memorial Act.
   
that must be its name.

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Ken Burch  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Aug-26-09 01:31 AM
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Now, it is personal...now, it is an obligation....WIN IT FOR TEDDY!
   
Edited on Wed Aug-26-09 01:49 AM by Ken Burch
We. Must. Get. Healthcare for the people. NOW!

No retreat. No surrender.

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Nice to see their eagerness to ride his corpse down to the Pony Mart for their Free Stuff.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: ReardenSteel on August 26, 2009, 02:07:31 AM
I know I have not been around much for some time but I have to say, I was a bit appalled by the vengeful and hateful reaction by some of the folks here to the news. Then I read the reaction at the DUmp and in typical fashion it's orders of magnitude worse. Still. Not exactly proud of our side at the moment....

... or myself... 
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Teaser  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)    Wed Aug-26-09 02:04 AM
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The Senator Edward M. Kennedy Ask What Your Country Can Do For You Memorial Act.
   
that must be its name.

http://www.democraticunde...l&address=132x8611623
Fixed (guess I'll see Ted in Hell)  :p



RIP Ted. Say what you will, he was a worthy foe.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: The Village Idiot on August 26, 2009, 02:25:04 AM
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The Senator Edward M. Kennedy Memorial Act

Isn't that what Limbaugh already calls it?
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: AprilRazz on August 26, 2009, 05:17:10 AM
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dgibby  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Aug-26-09 01:49 AM
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6. Get ready for all the pontificating and hand wringing and crocodile tears.
   
You know all those repukes and Blue Dogs will be falling all over themselves to get to a mic to talk about what a wonderful person he was and how much they'll miss him. Hypocrites, every last one of them. :mad: :nuke:
My Momma said that if I couldn't say anything nice not to say it at all.


My prayers go out to his family.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Chris_ on August 26, 2009, 05:22:52 AM
First, my condolences to the DUmmies for their loss of a liberal icon. I didn't like the man; however, unlike them I'm not much for grave dancing. I'm sure they know what I'm talking about. If not, I'm talking about the grave dancing that the sick lunatics do every time a conservative dies.

I do have a question for them. Based on reports, the senator lived longer than predicted due to the medical care that he received. If the Obama health care plan was in effect when the senator was diagnosed and he was forced to be treated as an ordinary citizen under that plan, how long would he have lived? Would the care he received have been the same?
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: The Village Idiot on August 26, 2009, 05:29:26 AM
Move over Saddam, Lucifer has a new BFF to share his bed.

Robert Byrd, the couch is a fold-out, the porch light is on for you
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Carl on August 26, 2009, 06:00:48 AM
I am not going to celebrate Ted Kennedys death but his life does illustrate the complete phoniness of liberalism.

Here is a person now being deified at the DUmp whose real life was every last thing they claim they hate and fight against.

He came from a family of old money that was accrued by questionable means.
They parlayed that wealth into political power to the point of being regarded as "royalty" in a sense.

He spent a lifetime treating women as chattel without an ounce of respect for them or literally their lives.

In short he voted and talked one way and lived the opposite but in the tiny minds of the primitives they believe that talk meant he cared for them so they looked the other way on all his hypocrisy.

Sad lives of contradiction they live but they choose to and suspect that is part of what keeps them in a frothing outrage all the time.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Tucker on August 26, 2009, 06:15:11 AM
Mary Jo Kopechne (July 26, 1940 – July 18, 1969)
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: whiffleball on August 26, 2009, 06:46:45 AM

I do have a question for them. Based on reports, the senator lived longer than predicted due to the medical care that he received. If the Obama health care plan was in effect when the senator was diagnosed and he was forced to be treated as an ordinary citizen under that plan, how long would he have lived? Would the care he received have been the same?

They should know better than to think the care would be the same, but will never, ever admit to such.  How many under Obamacare would be treated to the services of a world class neurosurgeon practicing in another state who was pulled away from a planned Canadian vacation to do a surgery on someone he'd never met?  I'd venture to guess the answer to be 'none'.

My condolences to the family. 

My scorn to the DUmmies who are too stupid and hypocritical to see past the ends of their own nose.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 26, 2009, 07:28:09 AM
I put him in the same class as Bill Clinton...he worried most about his Leg-I-see.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: whiffleball on August 26, 2009, 07:33:51 AM
Oops:

Dying Eagle  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Aug-26-09 08:11 AM
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A warning to all right wingers i know.........
   
The very first time I hear any of these knuckle dragger's disrespect The great Ted Kennedy in any way I WILL RESORT TO VIOLENCE! I will punch any one of these assholes if they give me the slightest reasoning. This man is an american hero who has spent his whole life being disrespected by the nazi right wing. He will get the respect in death that he should of had in life!!!

God Speed Teddy, you are in heaven with your beloved brothers now!!

O8)

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Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Lord Undies on August 26, 2009, 07:41:38 AM
Edward Kennedy was not special in any way.  He was not "great".  I don't even consider him American.

His shame-filled life has concluded.  Big deal.  It happens to all of us. 

Washington politics is now one-half-of-one-degree cleaner than it was.  That's the important thing.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: USA4ME on August 26, 2009, 07:41:58 AM
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Dying Eagle
 
A warning to all right wingers i know.........

The very first time I hear any of these knuckle dragger's disrespect The great Ted Kennedy in any way I WILL RESORT TO VIOLENCE! I will punch any one of these assholes if they give me the slightest reasoning. This man is an american hero who has spent his whole life being disrespected by the nazi right wing. He will get the respect in death that he should of had in life!!!

Then dead bird fascist primitive, let's see you back it up.  Sign up, introduce yourself here and cough up your name, address, and phone number for us, not-so tough guy.

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Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Freeper on August 26, 2009, 07:45:05 AM
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Mystayya  (126 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Aug-26-09 08:27 AM
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6. Uncle Teddy would never want someone to be violent to defend his memory
   
In fact I think he would be the first person to sit you down and give you all the reasons why violence is not the answer.

Uncle Teddy? Are these guys series?  :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Odin's Hand on August 26, 2009, 07:46:59 AM
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Dying Eagle
 
A warning to all right wingers i know.........

The very first time I hear any of these knuckle dragger's disrespect The great Ted Kennedy in any way I WILL RESORT TO VIOLENCE! I will punch any one of these assholes if they give me the slightest reasoning. This man is an american hero who has spent his whole life being disrespected by the nazi right wing. He will get the respect in death that he should of had in life!!!

Would that be the "Drunken Fetal-Position Technique"?
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: TheSarge on August 26, 2009, 07:47:04 AM
I hope Mary Jo Kopechne is there to greet him.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: zeitgeist on August 26, 2009, 07:54:37 AM
Uncle Teddy? Are these guys series?  :mental:


Ok, it  could be one of two things that connects it for the dummy:   Funny uncle or Uncle Joe ( Stalin )

How 'bout that?
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: franksolich on August 26, 2009, 07:57:38 AM
Well now, I want to move on.

Who's going to be the replacement?
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Freeper on August 26, 2009, 07:57:57 AM
Ok, it  could be one of two things that connects it for the dummy:   Funny uncle or Uncle Joe ( Stalin )

How 'bout that?

Either way that is just plain weird.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Odin's Hand on August 26, 2009, 07:58:46 AM
Uncle Teddy? Are these guys series?  :mental:


That is a lot of genuflecting to someone, whom in life, wouldn't have pissed on them if they were on fire.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: zeitgeist on August 26, 2009, 08:10:46 AM
Either way that is just plain weird.

I like disfunctional better. :lmao:

Who replaces Fat Teddy ?  I am laying my bet on the little woman, Miss Vickie (iirc) just to warm the seat for now.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Freeper on August 26, 2009, 08:12:18 AM
That is a lot of genuflecting to someone, whom in life, wouldn't have pissed on them if they were on fire.


Yeah he would have gone home slept it off then called the police.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: lastparker on August 26, 2009, 09:33:43 AM
First things first:   RIP, Mary Jo.

From the DUmp:

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nadine_mn  (1000+ posts)        Wed Aug-26-09 04:00 AM
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270. at 1 am Central, in front of my house a huge burst of light and a loud pop -then all went dark
 It was just for a minute


That, nadine, was the sound of the gates of hell slamming shut.

I can only wish that he took that crappy NCLB with him.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: The Village Idiot on August 26, 2009, 10:48:38 AM

That, nadine, was the sound of the gates of hell slamming shut.


And soon we will all hear the fat sizzling in the lake of fire as he begins his second eternal career of mining hell for ice forever.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: Chris_ on August 26, 2009, 10:51:26 AM
That is a lot of genuflecting to someone, whom in life, wouldn't have pissed on them if they were on fire.


Being a DUmbass is a lot like having "Battered Wife Syndrome", in that respect.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2009, 11:08:07 AM
My only regret in Ted Kennedy's death is that it wasn't televised by Fox News.
It would have had more entertainment value than Saddam's hanging.
My DVR would have been humming.

Hopefully a nurse or housekeeper had a good cell phone and needed a million bucks from The Enquirer.

I hope we have DUmmies lurking.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on August 26, 2009, 11:12:59 AM
We should afford Kennedy and the libTURDS the same respect they afforded to Ronald Reagan when he passed.

So here it goes...

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Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: delilahmused on August 26, 2009, 11:28:30 AM
Perhaps the bill should be named after Mary Jo because if it passes we'll all drown.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on August 26, 2009, 11:42:14 AM
The libTURDS aren't wasting a second....

Time for the Teddy Kennedy Memorial Health Care Reform Bill (http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=25975)

From the above linked article...

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...it’s time to come back after Labor Day with a single coherent Senator Edward M. Kennedy Health Care Reform Bill, and to twist whatever arms, ears, or other parts are necessary to get a good strong comprehensive bill passed and signed, NOW. We owe the memory of a great man no less.

 :bsmeter:
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: NHSparky on August 26, 2009, 12:02:28 PM
Only if you agree to pass the Robert "Sheets" Byrd Hate Crimes Legislation Bill when he kicks in about 28 minutes.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2009, 12:10:39 PM
Only if you agree to pass the Robert "Sheets" Byrd Hate Crimes Legislation Bill when he kicks in about 28 minutes.

The death of Sheets, whose name is on nearly every federal building, road, bridge, hospital, clinic, and school in West Virginia, may be a lot
more significant than that of the killer whale. The Peoples Republic of Massachusetts will surely send another commu-socialist to the senate.
West Virginia may increase the blue dog population.
Title: Re: DUmmies respond to Kennedy
Post by: jinxmchue on August 26, 2009, 09:33:49 PM
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The Senator Edward M. Kennedy Memorial Act

Ironic, considering that Kennedy would've never let his health care be directed by such legislation.

Obama would've told Kennedy to "take a pain pill."