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Title: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Freeper on August 25, 2009, 01:38:37 PM
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Orwellian_Ghost  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-25-09 02:20 PM
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I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want

- Single-Payer Universal Health Care

- US Withdrawal from Iraq

- US Withdrawal from Afghanistan

- Dismantling of US military bases abroad

- Nationalization of US banking system

- Public Transportation renewal projects- Rail, Trolley, Bus etc.

- 4 day work week

- Removal of monied lobbyists from political arena

- Elimination of Agribusiness subsidies

- Elimination of NAFTA and other "free trade" agreements

- Public funding of elections

- Affordable/Clean public housing options with subsidies for the indigent

- Elimination of all reactionary drug laws

- Reformation of American penal system

- Elimination of the CIA

- Increased taxes on the wealthy and big business

- Nationalization and expansion of Food Banks serving healthy food instead of government cheese

That's the short list. Add your own.

Crazy stuff huh?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6387892

So lemme get this straight, you want to work less hours and make other people pay more taxes.
You want healthcare for free.
The military gutted and all but disbanded.
Intelligence totally dissolved.
Your pot legal and your Cheetos for free.
The govt to control banking
and public (I'm guessing you want that free as well) transportation.

You aren't as much loony as you are lazy.

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Nitrogenica  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Aug-25-09 02:27 PM
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5. According to the righties, people like you are.....
   
.........Fascist Communist Acornist Trotskyist Racist Reverse-Racist Leftist Marxist Socialist Empathyist Sorosist Leninist Hitlerist Euthanasiaists who are stupid, lazy, hate America, want to offer therapy and understanding to terrorists, want to ram agenda down throats, don't read the bills they write, want to suck on the gubbermint teat, and are angry and unhinged.

In my opinion, you are just an average American.

 :lmao: :lmao:
Yep when an insane man sees another insane man he rarely will say that person is crazy.

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ashling  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Aug-25-09 02:28 PM
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7. And. pull the plug on Rush Limbaugh

Yeah that whole free speech thingy is so archaic anyway  :whatever:

edited by franksolich to add the name of the primitive lighting this bonfire; sorry for the inconvenience
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Rebel on August 25, 2009, 01:54:04 PM
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- Public funding of elections


....if that were the case, the Kenyan would have never stepped foot into the front doors of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Consistency. Thy name is not the DUmp.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 25, 2009, 02:09:38 PM
To quote Judge Smails: "You'll get nothing and like it!!!!!!"
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Flame on August 25, 2009, 02:14:58 PM
Sounds like a Dear Santa letter...and the dear Santa letter probably makes more sense.

Will these people ever grow the hell up and take on some personal responsibility?
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Texacon on August 25, 2009, 02:17:13 PM
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- Affordable/Clean public housing options with subsidies for the indigent

This will never happen.  As long as you are giving away 'free' stuff those receiving it will never take care of it.  They have nothing to gain by taking care of 'free' stuff.

KC
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 25, 2009, 02:25:35 PM
Dear Shitbag,

You can have whatever you yourself are willing to fight and/or pay for.

FOAD,

Mr. Snuggle Bunny
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Rebel on August 25, 2009, 02:25:54 PM
This will never happen.  As long as you are giving away 'free' stuff those receiving it will never take care of it.  They have nothing to gain by taking care of 'free' stuff.

KC

...as seen in any project from Atlanta to LA.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 25, 2009, 02:28:32 PM
What, no pony request?
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: miskie on August 25, 2009, 02:32:24 PM
...as seen in any project from Atlanta to LA.

Exactly what I was going to say - Housing projects don't start off in bad shape - there are some residents who systematically destroy the property because they aren't responsible for it. And if they can hock the ceiling fixtures for 15 bucks each, and leave behind a lightbulb hanging from a wire, why not ? Its just free money, may as well grab some.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 25, 2009, 02:45:22 PM
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In my opinion, you are just an average American.

Nothing, nothing could be farther than the TRUTH! What an asshat!
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Chris_ on August 25, 2009, 02:49:55 PM
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Orwellian_Ghost  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-25-09 02:20 PM
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I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want

A Socialist Utopia (assuming I am the one in power).
 


fixed.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Karin on August 25, 2009, 02:52:06 PM
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- Affordable/Clean public housing options with subsidies for the indigent

Fine.  Let's start with your bedroom.  Skootch over.  Bobbolink needs to climb in.  
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: ScubaGuy on August 25, 2009, 03:06:07 PM
Fine.  Let's start with your bedroom.  Skootch over.  Bobbolink needs to climb in.  

 :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Freeper on August 25, 2009, 03:12:45 PM
Pretty much every single one of those idiots is saying cut defense spending.
Compare their wish lists to the average conservatives wish list and you will notice that we aren't wanting a bunch of stuff paid for by other people. In fact we are called greedy because we want to provide for ourselves with the money we make instead of handing it over to Obama so he can take care of us.


My wish list,
Low taxes and responsible govt spending.
Strong defense as granted by the constitution.
Public assistance by the states for those truly in need for temporary help not as a lifestyle like we currently have.
An end to sin taxes if people want to enjoy a legal product they shouldn't have to pay uncle sam for the privilege.
An end to career politicians, we need real people in office who know what life is day to day as an average person.
True equality, end affirmative action and data collection by employers of what race you are. A color blind society where we are judged by who we are not what ethnic background we are from.


Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: ScubaGuy on August 25, 2009, 03:15:51 PM
Speaking of BoBo
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bobbolink  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Aug-25-09 03:37 PM
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40. I'm thowing down the gauntlet, big boy. I bet I can out LEFT you!
   
Here's what I want more than anything..... what our last liberal president (Nixon) proposed... a living wage for EVERYONE!

Imagine.... no more foodstamps... everyone would have the money for that necessity.

No more subsidized housing..... everyone would have the money to afford that necessity.

No moe LEAP.... everyone would have the money for the necessary utilities in their area.

What a concept....

See? I told you I could out-radicalize you.

Nixon would be proud.

:rofl:

While we're at it let's make living wage 10 million dollars.  That way we're all millionaires.   Woohooooooo.....I'm RICH!
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: jukin on August 25, 2009, 03:38:30 PM
I must differ with the Bard.

Kill the moochers first.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 25, 2009, 03:48:55 PM
Fine.  Let's start with your bedroom.  Skootch over.  Bobbolink needs to climb in.

Just thinking of the odor makes that hilarious!
H5!
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Freeper on August 25, 2009, 04:29:02 PM
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Jkid  Donating Member  (320 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Aug-25-09 05:17 PM
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65. Here's what I also want
   
-Replace PBS, NPR, and VoA, with a Federal decentraized public broadcasting service. (American Broadcasting Service) Paid fully by our taxes.
-Implement Public Service Broadcasting regulations for all television and radio services.
-Depopulate prisons and reserve them for real criminals, make them regimated and structured so that idle time and prison gangsterism eradicated.
-Universal Free basic Wi-Fi for all.
-Replace the MPAA's CARA and the ESRB with one government regulated media classification system that protects children but outlaws censorship for adults (except for child pornography and incitement to immanent lawless action)
-Universal social security: Everyone gets a check for $400 a week if you are unemployed over 16 or a student.
-Expand Amtrak to every town or city with a population of 5,000 people. Make all public transportation free of charge (except for High-Speed Acela-like services and overnight sleeper services)
-Outlaw firearms except for hunting, pest control, and sport. Disarm the police in urban and suburban areas and restrict fire arms to armed response units.

-Get rid of the jail bond system, and release suspected defendants on recognizance or remand.

Ughhh and this idiot is allowed to vote.  :banghead: :banghead:
Free internet, free checks every week, free rides everywhere, free tv, and disarm the police.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Chris on August 25, 2009, 04:39:43 PM
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Cleita  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Tue Aug-25-09 04:04 PM

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51. Running our government as the Constitution intended.

There goes all of your carefully thought-out letters to Santa, you idiot children.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: tuolumnejim on August 25, 2009, 04:47:13 PM
Fine.  Let's start with your bedroom.  Skootch over.  Bobbolink needs to climb in.  
Oh I don't know I think we should set him up with a DUmmie of old that no longer resides at the island, Ben Burch.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: LC EFA on August 25, 2009, 05:18:07 PM
I swear none of these people have matured past 12.

If only they could be rounded up and ... deported.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Chris on August 25, 2009, 05:26:00 PM
I swear none of these people have matured past 12.

If only they could be rounded up and ... deported.
We could use Amtrak.  Oh, the irony.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: kenth on August 25, 2009, 05:34:35 PM
Expand Amtrak to every town or city with a population of 5,000 people. Make all public transportation free of charge

Their entire universe really does just exist only as far as the next cave, doesn't it?
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: dutch508 on August 25, 2009, 05:50:55 PM
Their entire universe really does just exist only as far as the next cave, doesn't it?

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1742/how-many-cities-are-there-in-the-u-s

...I think the number of US cities is 19,355....In 1998 there were 2,578
cities in the US with populations of 10,000 or more...


how many more government employees is AMTRACK going to hire to get this job done?
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Chris_ on August 25, 2009, 05:56:28 PM
I must differ with the Bard.

Kill the moochers first.

Ahhh, but if you kill off the Looters, the Moochers will die of their own accord.  The Bard had it right, sir.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 25, 2009, 06:32:57 PM
Fine.  Let's start with your bedroom.  Skootch over.  Bobbolink needs to climb in.

After giving that a little more thought, I'm pretty sure stevenumbers would jump at the chance.
When it comes to women, DUmmy stevenumbers isn't concerned with the landscaping or the furniture, just the plumbing.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: thundley4 on August 25, 2009, 06:37:21 PM
After giving that a little more thought, I'm pretty sure stevenumbers would jump at the chance.
When it comes to women, DUmmy stevenumbers isn't concerned with the landscaping or the furniture, just the plumbing.

Has it ever been definitively proven that bobbolink is female?
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Chris_ on August 25, 2009, 06:46:14 PM
Has it ever been definitively proven that bobbolink is female?

She plays one in DUmmyland. That's good enough for Stevenumbers...
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 25, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
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-Get rid of the jail bond system, and release suspected defendants on recognizance or remand.

Me thinks this DUmbass has required my services more than once. What a good idea, we'll just let the criminals out of jail before they're tried for murder, assault, burglary,armed robbery, etc.........And trust them to show up in court! Brilliant! That's thinkin' with your DipStick!
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Airwolf on August 25, 2009, 08:41:15 PM
Dear Dummies:

How does it feel to want? Thought so.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: dandi on August 25, 2009, 08:55:50 PM
Fine.  Let's start with your bedroom.  Skootch over.  Bobbolink needs to climb in.  

Isn't it odd that she's been a member in good standing for what, years now, amongst The Most Compassionate People On Earthâ„¢ at DU, and not one of them have provided a roof over her head or any means of subsistence?
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: franksolich on August 25, 2009, 08:58:50 PM
Isn't it odd that she's been a member in good standing for what, years now, amongst The Most Compassionate People On Earthâ„¢ at DU, and not one of them have provided a roof over her head or any means of subsistence?

That continues to boggle the mind, sir.

One might recall that the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, the "HawkeyeX" primitive, arranged a big primitive get-together for the 2008 Democrat National Convention in Denver, but omitted to invite the bobbling primitive, who could've used some of the beer and chow on other primitives' dimes.

And since then, the cross-eyed Iowa primitive has in fact moved to Denver, where one assumes he has adequate digs.....but one searches Skins's island in vain, for him inviting the bobbling primitive to share his accomodations.

Primitives are such hypocrites.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 25, 2009, 11:45:59 PM
She plays one in DUmmyland. That's good enough for Stevenumbers...

Stevie numbers would do anything with a heartbeat if she/he/it let him.
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2009, 01:32:43 AM
Stevie numbers would do anything with a heartbeat if she/he/it let him.

The saga of stevenumbers goes back a few years.

Here are links to a couple of PJ's "DUmmie FUnnies" installments that
show why ol' stevenumbers is still a legendary DUmmy:

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2005/02/dummie-funnies-02-21-05-clueless-about.html

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2005/02/dummie-funnies-02-24-05-clueless-about.html
Title: Re: I AM OF THE LOONY LEFT- Here's What I Want
Post by: The Village Idiot on August 26, 2009, 02:29:20 AM
stevenumbers goes through a lot of pillows... er.. or at least pillow-cases