The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: USA4ME on August 24, 2009, 06:45:55 PM
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.
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you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.
Answer: Here (http://www.democraticunderground.com/) , here (http://www.naacp.org/), and here (http://www.dol.gov/dol/topic/hiring/affirmativeact.htm) . :evillaugh:
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One has to assume it was a flood that got the turtle on the post. Of course, the flood went away and the world returned to normal....except for the turtle stuck on the post.