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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on August 22, 2009, 12:49:54 PM
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Skimmer makes his eleventy eleventh plea for more money to supplement his AdBot millions:
Skinner ADMIN (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-22-09 12:48 PM
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OK, DUers, it's crunch time. Only a day and a half to reach our goal. Fund drive ends Sunday night!
We have less than 220 donations to go to reach 1000. We can make it, but we need to pull out all the stops!
You've been thinking about donating... You've been putting it off all week... The time has come to donate to DU! The fund drive ends Sunday at midnight ET (9 PM PT)!
We know that times are tough right now -- if you cannot afford to donate, please do not. But if you have a little extra to spare, we hope you will take a moment to donate to DU. THERE IS NO MINIUMUM DONATION. Whether you can spare $50 or $5, you can help us reach our goal. You'll get a cool gold star next to your username, and you'll enjoy donor privileges for one full year.
A $20 donation is a little more than a nickel per day over the next year!
A $5 donation is a little more than a penny per day over the next year!
Can you spare a nickel per day? Can you spare a penny per day? If so, please donate to DU right now. Surely you will read *something* on DU today that is worth a penny. (Or even a nickel!) You probably already did.
You know how much this community means to you. You know how much time you spend here. There really isn't any other community like Democratic Underground, either online or off. This is your opportunity to give something back.
Even if you can't donate, you can help us by giving this thread a kick and a rec!
Thank you to everyone who donated this quarter, and thank you to all of our monthly subscribers!
David Allen
Democratic Underground
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6368938
Skimmer is running a special on gold stars. One penny. Of course, Skimmer is a DUmmy, too (sorry, coach). He lies. No matter
how many donations he ends up with, he'll claim over a thousand.
DUmmy Bonobo, still bitching about "unrec":
Bonobo (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-22-09 12:58 PM
9. I donated, but I would like DU to be more open about accepting and considering changes.
You do not allow us to publicly discuss changes we want. You lock such threads and ask us to "contact the Admins" privately.
By doing so, you stifle open discussion. I know this is your choice. But donating is OUR choice.
I hope that you will consider allowing us to discuss changes in a more open format instead of stifling such discussion.
oldtime dfl_er (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-22-09 12:59 PM
10. K & R!
I'm going to try to donate again after I pay my bills...if I have anything left over.
Unbelievable.
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Skinner ADMIN
Surely you will read *something* on DU today that is worth a penny.
(http://nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/airplane.jpg)
No, I won't. And stop calling me Shirley.
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(http://nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/airplane.jpg)
No, I won't. And stop calling me Shirley.
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Striker . . . Striker . . . STRIKER!
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K & R
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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K & R
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
You should get a gold star!
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One wonders if dear skinner has fallen out of favor with the Democrat powers that be??
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Didn't Principal Skinner start off the fundraising by making fun of how long its taking FR to raise their money? Didn't he say they would only need a week to raise their needed funds?
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Even if you can't donate, you can help us by giving this thread a kick and a rec!
How about pictures of our hands? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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How about pictures of our hands? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I wonder if anyone is brave enough to unrec it
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How about pictures of our hands? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Will one finger do?
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Didn't Principal Skinner start off the fundraising by making fun of how long its taking FR to raise their money? Didn't he say they would only need a week to raise their needed funds?
Why yes he did.
There's no independent verification on how many donations he gets, so it's really irrelevant. He could claim he got 10,000 donations and the DUmmies would just applaud and kneel down to dear $kimmer. Most of them probably don't even realize how few DUmmies there actually are. Thanks to BadCat, we know how many there really are. If there was only some way to determine how many were moles. :-)
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Why yes he did.
There's no independent verification on how many donations he gets, so it's really irrelevant. He could claim he got 10,000 donations and the DUmmies would just applaud and kneel down to dear $kimmer. Most of them probably don't even realize how few DUmmies there actually are. Thanks to BadCat, we know how many there really are. If there was only some way to determine how many were moles. :-)
Well I've still got two, and one of them loves to firmly but politely tell the anti-gunners in the Gungion that semi-autos are actually very popular and to please them alone.
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How about a can of peaches?
:lmao:
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I see my fellow alum still refuses to concede that the central and mountain time zones exist, as if California is right next door to Washington, D.C.
Skins might have lost at least a couple of donors there, doing that; I know if someone wanting something from me refused to acknowledge that I existed, no donation from me.
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I just hope skinner has change for a pony...
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How about a can of peaches?
:lmao:
Maybe one from a scratch n dent "salvage" grocery stire
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Maybe they'll accept cabbage??
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Okay, I just spot-checked.
The unfrocked warped primitive has NOW donated to Skins's island.
The Bostonian Drunkard has NOW donated to Skins's island.
The cross-bearing carpet-bagging maternal ancestress, mother of the Bostonian Drunkard, the "Raven" primitive, has NOW donated to Skins's island.
The sparkling husband primitive, no.
Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised "Cyrano" primitive, no.
The mountain man primitive, the "THOMWVA" primitive, no.
Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, no.
The imperious primitive, no.
Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, no.
Doug's really stupid ex-wife, no.
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Okay, I just spot-checked.
The unfrocked warped primitive has NOW donated to Skins's island.
The Bostonian Drunkard has NOW donated to Skins's island.
The cross-bearing carpet-bagging maternal ancestress, mother of the Bostonian Drunkard, the "Raven" primitive, has NOW donated to Skins's island.
The sparkling husband primitive, no.
Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised "Cyrano" primitive, no.
The mountain man primitive, the "THOMWVA" primitive, no.
Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, no.
The imperious primitive, no.
Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, no.
Doug's really stupid ex-wife, no.
Coach, $kinner had better cut you in on the action!
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I did my part for the DUmp fund raiser...I sent Skinner a picture of a tin cup.
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There really isn't any other community like Democratic Underground, either online or off.
I can't believe it! I agree with something the "Skinner" wrote! Hahahahahahaha! Actually, that is quite an understatement!