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Title: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: jinxmchue on February 26, 2008, 11:05:40 AM

[youtube=425,350]NdD54rG9oQA[/youtube]

I laughed.

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: Chris_ on February 26, 2008, 12:13:42 PM

 :lmao:

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: Chris_ on February 26, 2008, 12:37:18 PM

Pretty funny.

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: mamacags on February 26, 2008, 02:02:44 PM

That was freaking awesome!!!!!!

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 26, 2008, 08:53:41 PM

Chuck Norris goes to bed with the lights on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: NHSparky on February 27, 2008, 08:18:11 AM

Jesus turned water into wine because Chuck Norris told him to.

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: Chris_ on February 27, 2008, 08:19:58 AM

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  But no one has been cured because he has never cried.

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: NHSparky on February 27, 2008, 08:20:32 AM

Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing cows at a chain link fence.

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 27, 2008, 11:24:37 AM

Behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist.

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/how-tough-is-chuck-norris/1420138087

Title: Re: Will Chuck Norris blend?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 01, 2008, 08:07:38 PM

The Bible was originally titled, "Chuck Norris and Friends."