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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on August 21, 2009, 07:19:16 PM
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Winkers: the jeans that wink at you
Friday, August 21, 2009
Meet the jeans that wink as you walk.
The amusingly named Winkers, whose buttock-eyes appear to wink coquettishly at anybody following the wearer, are the invention of William A. Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, Washington.
Jones says that the idea came to him when, naturally, he was checking out a woman as she walked past him. Nice.
He says he was sure that her jeans-clad bottom winked at him as she strolled by. A little more thought, and the idea of jeans with eyes in the buttock-folds was born.
Wink, Blink or link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Winkers:_the_jeans_that_wink_at_you&in_article_id=724580&in_page_id=2)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/winkyJeans2108_450x393.jpg)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/winkyJeans2108_450x388.jpg)
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:puke:
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I was expecting something different.
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WTH?????? Spork please!!! :rofl:
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Surely they could have found better models!
That first one looks like she borrowed greenbriar's ass.
And that's bad.
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Surely they could have found better models!
That first one looks like she borrowed greenbriar's ass.
And that's bad.
I don't think they would work on slimmer models, besides they look like those "mom jeans" that 0Bama wore in St. Louis for that baseball game. :evillaugh:
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I am not sure I would feel comforable having eyes on my ass (on the pants or otherwise). I am not sure I would feel comforable wearing pants designed by a "grandfather of seven". Just weird.
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I am not sure I would feel comforable having eyes on my ass (on the pants or otherwise).
I know women are not that clueless! That's why it takes them an all-day
shopping trip to pick out a pair of jeans.
It's lke that chick in the Cadillac commercial who says, "You want 'em to hate to see you
go, but love to watch you leave.
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Edgy! :lmao:
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altighty then, a good Friday nite thread ought not go to waste.
This reminds me of the time BEG's ass winked at me, remind me to tell ya about it sometime!
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I am channeling you!
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This reminds me of the time BEG's ass winked at me, remind me to tell ya about it sometime!
Did it sing, too?
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Did it sing, too?
A siren's song my dear, a siren's song. Listen to me. BEG will kill when she sees this. :lmao:
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A siren's song my dear, a siren's song. Listen to me. BEG will kill when she sees this. :lmao:
We're in trouble! :fuelfire:
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I see GOBUCKS lurking, I wish to interact with that person.... :evillaugh:
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Oh lawd lawd!!!
Where is winky-butt anyway?? :-)
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I see GOBUCKS lurking, I wish to interact with that person.... :evillaugh:
Now I'm worried.
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I know women are not that clueless! That's why it takes them an all-day
shopping trip to pick out a pair of jeans.
It's lke that chick in the Cadillac commercial who says, "You want 'em to hate to see you
go, but love to watch you leave.
But I would prefer them to be looking at something other than a second set of eyes :tongue:
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those are detestable! The jeans!
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Which means they'll sell like hotcakes in ghettos everywhere in America. Oh, where did I leave that eye bleach?
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I was expecting something different.
So was I.
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Now I'm worried.
Be not afraid my dear. Unfortunately, I crashed, it has just been that kind of a week. Anyway, nice to meet you!
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Be not afraid my dear. Unfortunately, I crashed, it has just been that kind of a week. Anyway, nice to meet you!
Same here. Crashing is a bad thing, no matter whether it's physical, psychological, or digital.
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Which means they'll sell like hotcakes in ghettos everywhere in America. Oh, where did I leave that eye bleach?
If one cannot afford those jeans then a trip to Craft stores is in order. For $1.50 for a bag of 20 one can buy those glue on goggle eyes to be placed anywhere.
This is such a fun idea, these moving eyes can be glued to skin and the possibility's are endless.
Just one jumbo between your eyes will make heads turn--that is if you have enough controll so not to laugh at the reactions from others. Just act normal and wait for someone to comment on WTF is going on. If you are a good actor you can give anyone a look of strange go back to your office.
There are times in every day to day life when a huge belly laugh is essential to clear stress if for just a 5 minutes.
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hmmmmm..... :popcorn:
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I have a better idea for this than jeans. Let's put the eyes on T-shirts, right below the boobs and sell them as jogging/exercise apparel .. :evillaugh:
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I have a better idea for this than jeans. Let's put the eyes on T-shirts, right below the boobs and sell them as jogging/exercise apparel .. :evillaugh:
I think it would be better to have a picture of Marty Feldman stamped across a jogging tshirt..... Some sort of hyperthyroidism jiggle, knowhatimsayin?
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I think it would be better to have a picture of Marty Feldman stamped across a jogging tshirt..... Some sort of hyperthyroidism jiggle, knowhatimsayin?
His best roll ever was "Eyegor" in Young Frankenstein. But with his picture, a girl might get upset with guy for laughing at Feldman winking. :)
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His best roll ever was "Eyegor" in Young Frankenstein. But with his picture, a girl might get upset with guy for laughing at Feldman winking. :)
Indeed! I think it would be hilarious. :-)
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Indeed! I think it would be hilarious. :-)
Hm, maybe I can find the iron on paper for the printer that I have somewhere.
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Hm, maybe I can find the iron on paper for the printer that I have somewhere.
We are so quirky! I would model my Marty Feldman tshirt for you while jogging on the treadmill. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
(http://geraldcorelli.blog.uol.com.br/images/MartyFeldman.jpg)
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Video
We need gotta have Video
:-)
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Video
We need gotta have Video
:-)
They call him Randy. :heart:
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We are so quirky! I would model my Marty Feldman tshirt for you while jogging on the treadmill. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
(http://geraldcorelli.blog.uol.com.br/images/MartyFeldman.jpg)
[/quoteIn that a case a half shirt would be better. :whatever:
Video
We need gotta have Video
:-)
What He said.
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And here I thought this was about "Ol' One Eye"
they DO have bleach for that too..........