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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on August 21, 2009, 07:35:29 AM
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The subliminal message primitive has a breakdown,
walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Aug-20-09 07:06 PM
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What else you got? Because I'm still not scared enough to become a freeper.
So pot causes schizophrenia. Um... nope.
The economy is going to collapse... Nah.. not working.
The world is coming to an end. Hehe what else is new.
Terrorists are everywhere. OOhhhh let me cower in fear.
Obama is going to kill grandma. Yeah thats what all politicians do, kill their constituents. :eyes:
Obama is not a US citizen. Booga Booga!
Socalism is coming. When?
We are turning into Nazi Germany. Ah the last bastion of the desperate.
So what else you got? I've seen enough shit in my lifetime that it's going to take more than these paranoid delusions to scare me. Keep trying. Or give up, climb into your bunker or bomb shelter and eat MRE's for the rest of your life. I really need to get back to work and you are just wasting my time and yours.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6357127
So pot causes schizophrenia. Um... nope. Pot causes idiocy though look at DU they all smoke pot
The economy is going to collapse... Nah.. not working. uhh have you seen the numbers dummy? Besides for 8 years when Bush was in charge ya'll kept saying the economy was collapsing.
The world is coming to an end. Hehe what else is new. Global warming err climate change cow farts co2 blah blah blah
Terrorists are everywhere. OOhhhh let me cower in fear. People speaking up at townhall meetings are terrorists
Obama is going to kill grandma. Yeah thats what all politicians do, kill their constituents. :eyes: You would glady allow grandma to die if it meant free doctor visits for you
Obama is not a US citizen. Booga Booga! well if that were true he is barred by the constitution from being POTUS
Socalism is coming. When? Since Jan 19th 2009
We are turning into Nazi Germany. Ah the last bastion of the desperate. Hmmm for 8 years you guys made that claim.
so much hypocrisy so little time. :-)
countingbluecars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Thu Aug-20-09 07:57 PM
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14. Don't forget swine flu.
Oh, and internment camps with guillotines.
marshall [sic] law, diebold stealing elections, MIHOP, LIHOP and on and on...
By the way has anyone other than me noticed that electronic voting is no longer a big deal at DUmmyland?
I haven't heard paper ballots in at least a year.
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By the way has anyone other than me noticed that electronic voting is no longer a big deal at DUmmyland?
I haven't heard paper ballots in at least a year.
They discovered that ACORN members weren't smart enough to sharpen pencils. So they decided to color code the buttons on the Diebold machines, blue for dims and red for republicans. Then they encountered the problem of the DUmmies pushing the red buttons thinking they were voting for communism. Since they watch a lot of reality TV and vote for their favorites by phone, they've gotten the idea to push for "Phone-a-vote".
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Yeah, why did STOLEN ELECTIONS OMG!!! suddenly die??? Hmmm....
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You could summarize them all in one sentence:
"I'm not ready to become a Freeper because I'm not ready to haul my fat ass off the couch and become a productive member of society as long as someone is willing to pay for my sloth."
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walldude
What else you got? Because I'm still not scared enough to become a freeper.
The question is what else have you got? Because I'm still not stupid enough to become a liberal.
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They discovered that ACORN members weren't smart enough to sharpen pencils. So they decided to color code the buttons on the Diebold machines, blue for dims and red for republicans. Then they encountered the problem of the DUmmies pushing the red buttons thinking they were voting for communism. Since they watch a lot of reality TV and vote for their favorites by phone, they've gotten the idea to push for "Phone-a-vote".
:rotf:
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Obama is going to kill grandma. Yeah thats what all politicians do, kill their constituents.
Well, if grandma is a vet chances are she's already gotten a little booklet explaining the whole damn thing.
Cindie
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Aug-20-09 07:06 PM
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What else you got? Because I'm still not scared enough to become a freeper.
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Soap !
Personal Responsibility !
Religion !
No Free Ponyâ„¢
Your move, punk.