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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on August 21, 2009, 07:27:54 AM

Title: primitives discuss recycling sex toys
Post by: franksolich on August 21, 2009, 07:27:54 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6360632

Oh my.

The grits_are_groceries primitive, who has NOT donated to Skins's island:

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Are_grits_groceries  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-21-09 07:17 AM
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Waste not, want not; the mantra of 2009 is also the business plan of dreamscapes' Sex Toy Recycling Program. Stop giggling and read! This is environmentally responsible stuff. The company takes clean used "toys" by mail, disassembles (I'd like to see that job description) and recycles the component materials. Some of these devices (so I've heard) can be quite complex, containing motors, metal bits, rubber, silicone, plastics of various density, and, of course, batteries.

Still not convinced you want to part with your purring paramour? Those who send in a "package of toys" will receive a $10 gift card good on purchases from affiliated companies. For affiliation, companies must pay Dreamscapes a $450 fee, although agents who sell via home parties can join as a group. Apparently, these agents must accept a lot of trade-ins.

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2009/08/19/sex-toy-recycl... /

Yes I realize that this is environmentally responsible. I'm sure the material is processed like all the rest.

However, I wish I didn't know this.

The syringe primitive, who has NOT donated to Skins's island:

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Syrinx (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-21-09 07:21 AM
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1. hands are sex toys enough for me

And vaginas when I'm lucky enough.

The domestic bovine primitive, who has NOT donated to Skins's island:

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TheCowsCameHome  (1000+ posts)      Fri Aug-21-09 08:14 AM
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2. How nice. I wonder if they they distribute them to needy families.

After all, the family that plays together, stays together.

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DU AdBot (1000+ posts)      Fri Aug 21st 2009, 08:20 AM
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Title: Re: primitives discuss recycling sex toys
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 21, 2009, 07:51:12 AM
This'll look good on your resume, "I was a sex toy dismantler for 22 years."
Title: Re: primitives discuss recycling sex toys
Post by: Tucker on August 21, 2009, 08:49:55 AM
So the recycled dildo could become the nipple on a baby bottle and Adam and Steve's butt plug could be used by the Jolly Green Giant to encase your frozen pea's.

Some things we don't need to know. :hammer:
Title: Re: primitives discuss recycling sex toys
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 21, 2009, 09:11:41 AM
"Parts is parts."

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: primitives discuss recycling sex toys
Post by: Karin on August 21, 2009, 09:47:30 AM
This was featured at moonbattery today:

Go here to see (http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/08/dollars_for_dil.html)

A pic is posted of the leader of this program.  He looks right out of the DU pic thread.