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Title: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2009, 11:47:59 PM
Millionaire vanishes as Playboy bunny body found in bin
8:25AM Thursday Aug 20, 2009
By Guy Adams


Former Playboy model Jasmine Fiore's body was found stuffed in a suitcase in a rubbish skip. Photo / AP
Video Police investigate model's death
A self-proclaimed reality TV "millionaire" is being sought by police, after the body of a Playboy model believed to be his wife was found hacked to pieces inside a rubbish bin on a suburban street in Los Angeles.

Ryan Alexander Jenkins, a 32-year-old Canadian businessman who recently achieved celebrity on a dating show for wealthy men seeking a trophy girlfriend, has not been seen since he reported Jasmine Fiore missing on Saturday evening.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10591991
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on August 19, 2009, 11:51:25 PM
 :ha: That is one FUGLY & freaky looking chick!
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Chris_ on August 20, 2009, 12:04:00 AM
Anybody seen Ptarmy lately?
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2009, 12:16:03 AM
Anybody seen Ptarmy lately?
You're likely to see him here soon enough.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Chris_ on August 20, 2009, 12:18:49 AM
You're likely to see him here soon enough.

Damn.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 20, 2009, 12:24:34 AM
Anybody seen Ptarmy lately?

It's a Playboy model, not a filthy bunny rabbit.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Chris_ on August 20, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
It's a Playboy model, not a bunny rabbit.

Yeah, but she was probably in league with 'em.  Promoting 'em as cute, innocent purveyors of cuddliness.

That makes you a suspect.  We need a sample of your feathers, and a detailed account of your whereabouts for the past 72 hours, birdy boy.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 20, 2009, 12:35:35 AM
Yeah, but she was probably in league with 'em.  Promoting 'em as cute, innocent purveyors of cuddliness.

That makes you a suspect.  We need a sample of your feathers, and a detailed account of your whereabouts for the past 72 hours, birdy boy.

It was a rabbit who did it to frame a ptarmigan. I was preaching a sermon about how bunnies deserve eternal damnation.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2009, 12:47:06 AM
It's a Playboy model, not a filthy bunny rabbit.
She wore bunny ears, and a little puffy cottontail.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: vesta111 on August 20, 2009, 01:56:41 AM
She wore bunny ears, and a little puffy cottontail.

Fact is somewhere out there there is a person or persons who have no problem with dismembering a humane body. ----   from baby's to full grown adults---

That autopsy should be interesting.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 20, 2009, 06:25:58 AM
Fact is somewhere out there there is a person or persons who have no problem with dismembering a humane body. ----   from baby's to full grown adults---

No, rly?   ::)

There are people who post here who could drive someone to that....
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Eupher on August 20, 2009, 11:31:54 AM
No, rly?   ::)

There are people who post here who could drive someone to that....

 :rotf: 

Uh, yup.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Thor on August 20, 2009, 11:44:54 AM
Fact is somewhere out there there is a person or persons who have no problem with dismembering a humane body. ----   from baby's to full grown adults---

That autopsy should be interesting.

IF I had an inclination and a good reason to do such a thing, I could bring myself to do that. It wouldn't be terribly different than dismembering a chicken for cooking, processing a deer, etc.  :clueless:

BTW, it's a "human body" And yes, I might be considered inhumane.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: vesta111 on August 20, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
IF I had an inclination and a good reason to do such a thing, I could bring myself to do that. It wouldn't be terribly different than dismembering a chicken for cooking, processing a deer, etc.  :clueless:

BTW, it's a "human body" And yes, I might be considered inhumane.

Are we talking Cannibalism here.    Roast the long pig?

No life should be taken except in self defence or for food.

I could consider eating my dog or cat in times of starvation, would I even think to eat my husband.?     Only in his dreams.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: SilverOrchid on August 20, 2009, 10:50:08 PM
That is a f***ed up way to die.  :(
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: docstew on August 21, 2009, 01:52:17 AM
Are we talking Cannibalism here.    Roast the long pig?

No life should be taken except in self defence or for food.

I could consider eating my dog or cat in times of starvation, would I even think to eat my husband.?     Only in his dreams.

What you said here reminds me of the old joke:

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: South40 on August 21, 2009, 03:26:27 AM
This story gets weirder.

Body of slain model had its teeth and fingers removed (http://www.ocregister.com/articles/jenkins-fiore-police-2534903-park-buena)



Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Chris on August 21, 2009, 09:42:26 PM
Sick, sick, sick. :bird:

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A district attorney's office spokeswoman says that an ex-model found dead in a suitcase and missing her fingers and teeth was identified through her breast implants.

Jasmine Fiore, 28, was identified using the serial number from her implants because detectives couldn't use fingerprints or dental records, said spokeswoman Farrah Emami on Friday.

The U.S. Marshals Service is offering a reward of up to $25,000 for information on Ryan Alexander Jenkins, a reality TV show contestant who was charged Thursday with Fiore's murder and may have fled to his native Canada.

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/entertainment/celebrity/Slain-Swimsuit-Model-IDd-by-Breast-Implants-Officials-53976042.html
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 21, 2009, 11:34:35 PM
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an ex-model found dead in a suitcase and missing her fingers and teeth

I'm wondering now if maybe DUmmy ThomWV has been on a road trip with his tooth-pullin' pliers.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 22, 2009, 06:42:17 AM
The dang Mad Trapper strikes again!

/'Death Hunt' reference
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: crockspot on August 22, 2009, 01:19:52 PM
He pulled her teeth and cut off her fingers, as well as "removing other identifying marks", to confound her identification. He forgot that breast implants are serial numbered.

This girl worked at the grocery store I used to shop at when I lived in Santa Cruz years ago.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: thundley4 on August 22, 2009, 06:33:55 PM
I sometimes wonder if we aren't told too much about police methods by the news and by crime shows.  If the perp had known about implant serial numbers, those probably would have been removed.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Chris_ on August 22, 2009, 07:52:30 PM
I sometimes wonder if we aren't told too much about police methods by the news and by crime shows.  If the perp had known about implant serial numbers, those probably would have been removed.

The next whack job has probably filed that little tidbit away for future reference... :whatever:
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Chris on August 22, 2009, 08:24:51 PM
How long does it take to pull out 32 teeth?  I imagine you'd get bored by the 20th or 22nd tooth, and you'd still have ten more to go.
Title: Re: Bunny, Dismembered, Found In Dumpster
Post by: Chris on August 24, 2009, 09:16:26 AM
Model's Suspected Killer Found Dead in Canada
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BUENA PARK, Calif. (AP)  -- A millionaire reality TV star accused of murdering a former swimsuit model has been found dead in a Canadan hotel room, an apparent suicide, according to Canadian police.

Ryan Alexander Jenkins, a 32-year-old real estate developer and investor from Calgary, was suspected of killing Jasmine Fiore and stuffing her naked, mutilated body in a suitcase and reporting her missing the evening of Aug. 15.

http://www.knx1070.com/Accused-Killer-Ryan-Jenkins-Found-Dead-in-B-C-/5061450