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Title: Man tells police woman stole his sex toy
Post by: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 03:48:45 PM
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NICEVILLE -- Police were called to a home on Buddy Phelps Road late on the night of Aug. 11 to take a report on a stolen dildo.

The man who lived there said a woman had lived with him for about a week and when she left, she took his dildo. He added that he had paid about $70 for it. The officer asked him if he'd bought it for the woman. The man said he'd bought it to use with that woman, as well as with other women.

The officer contacted the woman who said she had his dildo, but he had her camera. The man said he would give her back her camera when she returned his sexual device. About 15 minutes later, the woman came back with a male friend and returned the dildo.

She got her camera back, but was concerned the memory card was missing. When the officer told her that was a civil matter, she wanted to know why the dildo hadn't been a civil matter.

The officer told her he had not made her bring the device back, only asked her to so the matter could be settled.
Floriduh ! (http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/police-19815-tells-report.html)

Doncha just love a happy ending? No injuries, no arrests necessary.
Title: Re: Man tells police woman stole his sex toy
Post by: bijou on August 19, 2009, 04:09:58 PM
$70? Cheapskate!
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A Saudi businessman has paid £30,000 for a solid 18-carat gold adult sex toy.

The Canadian manufacturer of the penis enlarger recruited a jeweller to help with the construction which includes the encrusting of 40 diamonds. ...
Not Florida (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?The_%A330,000_solid_gold_sex_toy&in_article_id=722761&in_page_id=2)
Title: Re: Man tells police woman stole his sex toy
Post by: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 04:29:03 PM
Quote from: bijou on August 19, 2009, 04:09:58 PM
$70? Cheapskate! Not Florida (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?The_%A330,000_solid_gold_sex_toy&in_article_id=722761&in_page_id=2)


Aren't sex toys illegal in Saudi Arabia?  With gold and jewels on it , it would be a work of "art".
Title: Re: Man tells police woman stole his sex toy
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2009, 07:16:32 PM
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The Canadian manufacturer of the penis enlarger recruited a jeweller to help with the construction which includes the encrusting of 40 diamonds. ...
OUCH!
Title: Re: Man tells police woman stole his sex toy
Post by: LC EFA on August 21, 2009, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: bijou on August 19, 2009, 04:09:58 PM
$70? Cheapskate! Not Florida (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?The_%A330,000_solid_gold_sex_toy&in_article_id=722761&in_page_id=2)


Must resist desire to deploy tasteless pun.