The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 01:30:20 PM

Title: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 01:30:20 PM
Quote
EarlG ADMIN  (1000+ posts)             Wed Aug-19-09 11:59 AM
Original message
Conservatives Give Their Top 10 Reasons For...   
   

 
...not donating to Democratic Underground.
*followed by pictures with snarky captions*
Skin's Island is sinkin in an ocean of red. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6345597)

Is this the thrid plea for money?
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: Karin on August 19, 2009, 01:35:26 PM
That was the unfunniest thing I ever saw.  Leave it to a libtard to attempt the lamest of humor. 
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on August 19, 2009, 01:54:39 PM
We might consider donating...maybe...if you stop stifling independent thought by banning anything that even remotely looks like a conservative.
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 19, 2009, 02:11:13 PM
The biggest reason seems to have been omitted:  Why would you give any money to people who seethe with mindless hatred for you?
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 02:16:32 PM
But aren't many of the moles, donors ?   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 19, 2009, 02:22:09 PM
But aren't many of the moles, donors ?   :evillaugh:

Oh, undoubtedly.
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2009, 03:02:37 PM
Skin's Island is sinkin in an ocean of red. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6345597)

Is this the thrid plea for money?


Yes, and that's highly unusual.

In the past, usually it took only one bonfire from my fellow alum Skins to get it going, and burning, until the goal was achieved.

I suspect what's going on is that primitives are being tight, giving the minimum of $5, instead of more like they used to.  And 345 (the last number I recall seeing) x $5 isn't but peanut shells.
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2009, 03:14:33 PM
By the way, thundley4, sir, it's the third man on the totem pole, Elad, who's the elusive enigmatic one, the one hard to define because he stays in the background.

EarlG, the second man on the totem pole, the British subject, is Lord Marblehead, because he thinks he knows all about America and Americans even before the soles on his shoes are dry from coming ashore here.  He's trying to emulate Fanny Trollope and Charles Dickens and Randolph Churchill, and flops worse than they did.
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: Chris_ on August 19, 2009, 03:21:14 PM
Over half of the people who responded also donated....HMMMMMM! :bawl:
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 04:11:25 PM
By the way, thundley4, sir, it's the third man on the totem pole, Elad, who's the elusive enigmatic one, the one hard to define because he stays in the background.

EarlG, the second man on the totem pole, the British subject, is Lord Marblehead, because he thinks he knows all about America and Americans even before the soles on his shoes are dry from coming ashore here.  He's trying to emulate Fanny Trollope and Charles Dickens and Randolph Churchill, and flops worse than they did.

Thanks Frank.  I don't spend much time on the Island, and many of the primitives look alike. I only remembered that Earl was one of the big guys.
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2009, 04:30:39 PM
Thanks Frank.  I don't spend much time on the Island, and many of the primitives look alike. I only remembered that Earl was one of the big guys.

It happens.
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: Duchess on August 19, 2009, 05:35:54 PM
By the way, thundley4, sir, it's the third man on the totem pole, Elad, who's the elusive enigmatic one, the one hard to define because he stays in the background.

EarlG, the second man on the totem pole, the British subject, is Lord Marblehead, because he thinks he knows all about America and Americans even before the soles on his shoes are dry from coming ashore here.  He's trying to emulate Fanny Trollope and Charles Dickens and Randolph Churchill, and flops worse than they did.

Oh yes, historical Britons who smugly condescended to tell us all about ourselves, based on their own preconceived stereotyped notions. The British are famous (infamous?) for going to foreign lands and criticising the natives for not being British. Makes you wonder why they don't just stay in their island paradise. (Actually, I know the answer to that one-they want the "foreign savages'" money, or labor, or land, or technological savvy.)
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: LC EFA on August 19, 2009, 05:42:58 PM
The biggest reason seems to have been omitted:  Why would you give any money to people who seethe with mindless hatred for you?

The left are quite proficient at doing exactly that.

Unfortunately for them not all people are quite so nihilistic.
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: Chris on August 19, 2009, 06:36:04 PM
That was the unfunniest thing I ever saw.  Leave it to a libtard to attempt the lamest of humor. 
Judging by the suck factor of the captions, EarlG must be the one that also writes the Top Ten Conservative list, or whatever its called.

Awful.  Truly awful.
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: DixieBelle on August 19, 2009, 07:25:11 PM
He shouldn't quit his day job. Especially if the fund raisers keep limping along :-)
Title: Re: The enigmatic EarlG Wants Conservatives to donate to DU.
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2009, 10:08:06 PM
The biggest reason seems to have been omitted:  Why would you give any money to people who seethe with mindless hatred for you?
Sounds like a donation to a mosque.