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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Chris_ on August 18, 2009, 05:41:52 PM
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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your hand, and all people will rejoice forever?? Show me", she said.
So the Pope slapped her.
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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your hand, and all people will rejoice forever?? Show me", she said.
So the Pope slapped her.
:bow: :bow: :bow:
I would also like to see the wives of politicians who insist their wives be at their side as they publically confess to hankie-pankie, throw back and bitch slap the man that did them and family wrong .Right in public at a news conference.
A confession here I did like Hillery until the first 3 woman opened up to the public. The last one Monica blew my mind.
One day Bill gave a news conference where Hillery was to introduce him.---- I like to have thrown up at her actions.----- She had to have been on some very heavy drugs or in the midst of a nervous breakdown.
She came running for the stage, hopped about in front of the microphones and YELLED, "I want to introduce you to MY husband the President of the United States.
I was so hoping she would put her fist to his nose.
Both sociopaths, just 2 among the thousands that we call our leaders.
I have begun to wonder if this condition is a normal trait for survival of the species--
Could it be that empathy for strangers will be our downfall.? Should we all be looking after number oneand to heck with wives husbands, kids or in politics the people that voted you in.?
I'm headed out to rent that movie " The World According to Garp" I do this now and then to help me find some possible answers when nothing makes sense.