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Title: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: franksolich on August 18, 2009, 05:16:30 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=216x5804

Oh my.

The California piggy primitive, the poetess laureate of Skins's island:

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Sun Aug-16-09 08:48 PM
Original message

My newest poem: " The Little Death"

They call it
The little death
Perhaps that’s because
You think you’re dying
At that moment of
Exploding pleasure.

I cannot know
Where it will take me
Any time
I go there

I never know how it’ll feel
It’s always different

But there are always tears
At the end
of my little death

Perhaps that’s ‘cause
I’ve glimpsed
My body’s mortality
In the cascading vibrations

Sorrow is the great liberator
It helps us
Lose ourselves
Inside it.

And when we return to life
We are so grateful
To have gotten there
Away from

Our little death.

Oh, I dunno.  I always preferred the Edgar Guest school of poetry, myself.

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Strong Atheist  (1000+ posts)        Sun Aug-16-09 08:53 PM
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1. Never been here before. Seems...comfy enough. Nice poem!

Not how I experience things, though...

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Sun Aug-16-09 08:57 PM
Response to Reply #1
 
2. My dear Strong Atheist!

It's a bit off the beaten track, but it still works...

Hey, we all experience things in our own individual ways!

Glad you like my little work...

Thanks, sweetie...

The NanceGreggs idiot:

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NanceGreggs  (1000+ posts)        Sun Aug-16-09 09:34 PM
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4. Truly wonderful, Peggy ...

... but I have come to expect nothing less from you.

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Sun Aug-16-09 09:39 PM
Response to Reply #4

5. My dear Nance...

Thank you, sweetie...

You always get it...

You always understand...

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NYC_SKP  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-17-09 12:30 AM
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6. Wow....

You never, ever, fail to impress, Peggy.

Thank you for sharing your insight on what to some of us is a bit of a mystery.

Wow.

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Mon Aug-17-09 12:35 AM
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7. My dear NYC_SKP.... 

And now it's my turn to say Wow...

Ask your girlfriend...she'll tell you if this is accurate for her.

I am really touched by your remarks, sweetie...

Thank you...

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cwydro  (1000+ posts)       Mon Aug-17-09 10:06 AM
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8. Well, that was a long hike over here to find your poem...

I saw your post on FB through my email, but couldn't reply there because it's blocked at work.

Yes, the French call it L'petit mort or some such (not sure on the spelling), but I remember it from Anais Nin or somewhere.

Very nice poem Peg.

Though, re the last line: I'm not so sure that I'm glad to come back, lol!

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Mon Aug-17-09 11:33 AM
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9. My dear cwydro...

Yup, this forum sure is off the beaten track, but this is where I have permission to post this...

So, here we are!

Glad you enjoyed it, lol! Sorry about the last line... 

Thanks, sweetie!

?

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cwydro  (1000+ posts)       Mon Aug-17-09 03:09 PM
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10. I gotta say though

I don't understand it being locked as a sex thread.

Some of the ones in some of the other poetry threads were much more raw than yours.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: BadCat on August 18, 2009, 05:25:38 PM
KaliforniaPiggy writing a poem about orgasms?

I need mind bleach now.  Lots of it.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: dutch508 on August 18, 2009, 05:27:01 PM
Cali-Peg is a guy. No doubts about it.

Know any women who write poems about ejactulation?
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: Chris_ on August 18, 2009, 05:41:58 PM
Peg inspired me to write a quick poem...

They call it the D.U.
a place of deep dispair.
Hatred swirls around
Satan's earthly lair.

Anyone who is contrary
must be Repuke Fundie
working to make the rapture
happen this very Sunday.

They mock any Christian
who kneels down to pray;
yet, they worship at zero's altar
each and every day.

They claim compassion
for fellow man and land.
If you ever doubt it
here's a picture of a hand.

They say they're not crazy.
That brilliance fills their heads.
Of course this is D.U.
the place full of mental meds.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: franksolich on August 18, 2009, 05:46:46 PM
Peg inspired me to write a quick poem...

They call it the D.U.
a place of deep dispair.
Hatred swirls around
Satan's earthly lair.

Anyone who is contrary
must be Repuke Fundie
working to make the rapture
happen this very Sunday.

They mock any Christian
who kneels down to pray;
yet, they worship at zero's altar
each and every day.

They claim compassion
for fellow man and land.
If you ever doubt it
here's a picture of a hand.

They say they're not crazy.
That brilliance fills their heads.
Of course this is D.U.
the place full of mental meds.

Damn, you're good, sir.

Admirable.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 18, 2009, 06:07:26 PM
She's got a new vibrator and is into that choking/erotica thing, huh....maybe she'll slip up.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: The Village Idiot on August 18, 2009, 07:05:38 PM
DUmmies die a little bit everytime they remember who they voted for
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: Chris on August 18, 2009, 07:07:33 PM
can you really
call it poetry when
its just another way
of writing
with no punctuation or sentence structure?
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: miskie on August 18, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
and now time for a Haiku (or two):

I don't want to hear
About Peggy's vibrator
The thought scares me lots.

Time for a new shtick,
My Dear California Peg.
False modesty sucks.

For a Democrat
You have far too many things
Please donate more now

California Peg
Proves there really is a God
...Made in 'his' image..   :popcorn:
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 18, 2009, 08:12:35 PM
In a couple of weeks the college football season will be in full swing, and Coach Holtz won't have time for poetry.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: Carl on August 18, 2009, 09:21:47 PM
Just stupid and nonsensical.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: Chris on August 18, 2009, 09:30:08 PM
You don't
understand them.
It is their way of
showing the world
that they
are
smart enough to rub elbows
with the rich
and the famous.

If you write
like this, it shows
the other moonbats
that you are a special and unique snowflake.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 19, 2009, 04:24:57 AM
You don't
understand them.
It is their way of
showing the world
that they
are
smart enough to rub elbows
with the rich
and the famous.

If you write
like this, it shows
the other moonbats
that you are a special and unique snowflake.

Not to
mention
incredibly ignorant
of proper sentence structure.  Besides,
it shows that
William
Strunk and E. B.
White are probably
not your favorite
authors.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 19, 2009, 06:38:37 AM
Poetry about an orgasm is a pretty good sign that your culture is in a self-indulgent cul-de-sac.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2009, 09:08:31 AM
..... a self-indulgent cul-de-sac.
That right there is a pretty good definition of the DUmp.
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: Karin on August 19, 2009, 09:20:05 AM
Nice work on the poems, guys!  (Not you, peggy.) 

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Oh, I dunno.  I always preferred the Edgar Guest school of poetry, myself.

I prefer a nice dirty limerick, myself. 

Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
Nice work on the poems, guys!  (Not you, peggy.) 

I prefer a nice dirty limerick, myself. 



There once was a woman from Nantucket,
that met a walrus with a bucket.


I got nothin'. 
Title: Re: poetess laureate of Skins's island launches new poem
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 19, 2009, 11:14:42 AM
There once was a woman from Nantucket,
that met a walrus with a bucket.


I got nothin'. 

...so instead of bluffin'

I'll just hafta say '**** it.'