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Title: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: thundley4 on August 17, 2009, 08:34:59 PM: Quote
PORTSMOUTH â€” A North Hampton teen charged with assaulting someone with a piece of chicken was ordered to obtain an anger management evaluation and remain of good behavior for one year as part of a deal that will dismiss the charge if she complies.

Alecia Coleman, 19, of 22 Maple Road, appeared in Portsmouth District Court Monday on a class A misdemeanor count of simple assault alleging she smeared a piece of chicken in the face of someone with whom she was arguing. As part of a plea agreement with police prosecutors, Coleman agreed to get the evaluation, to comply with any recommended treatment and to remain arrest-free for one year. If she complies, the misdemeanor will be dismissed,
SeaCoastOnline (http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090817-NEWS-908179975)

Is she familiar to anyone here? :popcorn:
Title: Re: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: vesta111 on August 18, 2009, 08:18:02 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on August 17, 2009, 08:34:59 PM
SeaCoastOnline (http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090817-NEWS-908179975)

Is she familiar to anyone here? :popcorn:

So can one really get the police involved when someone taps your lips to food ??

Darn, I could have had an ex-locked up for buying me an icecream cone and sniffing it. He would then ask me if I smelled anything different When I went to take a sniff he pushed the cone into my nose and laughed like a loon.
Title: Re: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: NHSparky on August 18, 2009, 08:21:10 AM: C'mon, people...it's Elizabeth Dinan...she's been trying to get in good with the National Enquirer for years now by pretending to be an "edgy" reporter.

Course, given the Portsmouth Herald's recent history and rapidly dwindling circulation, she may be their ONLY reporter at this point.
Title: Re: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: vesta111 on August 18, 2009, 09:19:40 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on August 18, 2009, 08:21:10 AM
C'mon, people...it's Elizabeth Dinan...she's been trying to get in good with the National Enquirer for years now by pretending to be an "edgy" reporter.

Course, given the Portsmouth Herald's recent history and rapidly dwindling circulation, she may be their ONLY reporter at this point.

Far as I can see she is very good at what she does.
Title: Re: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: NHSparky on August 18, 2009, 11:38:05 AM: Quote from: vesta111 on August 18, 2009, 09:19:40 AM
Far as I can see she is very good at what she does.

Being a sensationalistic hack? Yeah, you could say that.
Title: Re: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: Chris_ on August 18, 2009, 11:42:38 AM: The kid cried fowl?

:-)
Title: Re: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: LC EFA on August 18, 2009, 06:12:04 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on August 18, 2009, 11:42:38 AM
The kid cried fowl?

:-)

It's a poultry charge and she'll probably only get a light roasting over it.
Title: Re: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: thundley4 on August 18, 2009, 07:33:56 PM: Quote from: LC EFA on August 18, 2009, 06:12:04 PM
It's a poultry charge and she'll probably only get a light roasting over it.

She'll get off on a wing and prayer.
Title: Re: Chicken-assault charge to be dropped if teen obtains anger evaluation
Post by: Chris_ on August 18, 2009, 08:28:26 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on August 18, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
She'll get off on a wing and prayer.
The prosecution doesn't have a leg to stand on.