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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: lastparker on August 14, 2009, 12:22:50 PM
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greenbriar (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-12-09 09:50 PM
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what foods would one eat to encourage the colon to get moving again?
I tried Pancakes with peanut butter and syrup
what else would you try?
Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Thu Aug-13-09 08:46 PM
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43. Locking
Bodily function threads are against the rules.
Peace.
Damned bodily function police.....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8980436
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When did my fellow alum Skins ban body function threads?
Anyway, the bonfire's doused on Skins's island, but still burning here, in case the greenbriar primitive is still seeking advice.
franksolich suggests wood chips, eaten as if potato chips.
There's plenty of fiber in wood chips to get the system moving again.
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greenbriar
what foods would one eat to encourage the colon to get moving again?
I read Dear Leader's favorite food is from Italian Fiesta Pizzeria in Hyde Park, Chicago, IL, so that should get him moving again.
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I'd suggest she chow down on any of the products made by the fine folks at the d-CON company.
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I read Dear Leader's favorite food is from Italian Fiesta Pizzeria in Hyde Park, Chicago, IL, so that should get him moving again.
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2 Boxes of Raisan Bran and all you can eat of the greasy fried fish from the Fish Camp ought to do it.......funeral services for greenbriar can be held shortly thereafter out behind the Fish Camp.
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My GOD! Is there anything these idiots won't f'n post?
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My GOD! Is there anything these idiots won't f'n post?
short answer is no long answer is hell no. :-)
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Fiber? Maybe?
How has her stupidity not killed her yet? :banghead:
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She just wants someone to ask her why so she can launch into a longwinded answer regarding her brush with colon cancer. :whatever:
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Could she have picked a meal that was less likely to cause a butticle explosion? Eat a damn fiber bar and shut the hell up you dumbass.
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I'd think that pancakes and peanut butter would stop you up like gridlock. Raisin bran would do the trick, though, the bran for bulk and the raisins have a bit of a laxative effect.
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I'd think that pancakes and peanut butter would stop you up like gridlock. Raisin bran would do the trick, though, the bran for bulk and the raisins have a bit of a laxative effect.
Or a 40 lb tub of psyllium husks - available at any equine supply store.
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She needs a bowl of Colon Blow - with the fiber content of 300,000 bowls of cereal, Colon Blow is certain to get her 'moving' again [/SNL]
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Pancakes with peanut butter and syrup? OMG.
Every detail of her personal life is displayed at the DU, of all places. Wasn't she the one who posted about her burping problem one day? We were waiting for her farting thread. And who can forget "date night." God.
Why can't she just google this stuff? Go to WebMD or something.
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Pancakes with peanut butter and syrup? OMG.
Every detail of her personal life is displayed at the DU, of all places. Wasn't she the one who posted about her burping problem one day? We were waiting for her farting thread. And who can forget "date night." God.
Why can't she just google this stuff? Go to WebMD or something.
Next week she will probably post a thread that her vibrator gave out and want advice on which model to get to replace it. :rotf:
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Next week she will probably post a thread that her vibrator gave out and want advice on which model to get to replace it. :rotf:
For her, I'd say it comes down to a choice of Stihl or Husqvarna.
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For her, I'd say it comes down to a choice of Stihl or Husqvarna.
I'd suggest smith and wesson or colt. :-)
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I swear this woman must live in a fish bowl. Every other commercial (even on the Discovery & History channels) is fiber this or that, the fiber content of this or that cereal/yogurt/drink. Sheesh, there's even an artificial sweetener that has fiber in it. I know greenbriar is stupid, really, really stupid, stupider than the students in her class but really! Even if I didn't know what to do, I don't think I'd be asking on a message board (regardless of how many med threads cycle through the place every day). Why wouldn't she just call her doctor? Mine has a phone number just to ask these kind of non-emergency questions. I leave a message and usually within the hour her assistant calls me back.
Cindie
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For her, I'd say it comes down to a choice of Stihl or Husqvarna.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
The problem is, I can see her doing that, and I just ate dinner . . .
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greenbriar (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-12-09 09:50 PM
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what foods would one eat to encourage the colon to get moving again?
I tried Pancakes with peanut butter and syrup
what else would you try?
50lb bag of Portland Cement should do the job.
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Hey! Maybe she can get a shout out to Ben Birch and his magical fist! :-)
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Next week she will probably post a thread that her vibrator gave out and want advice on which model to get to replace it. :rotf:
Either that, or ask which rechargeable will last longer!
Oh, have ya ever heard of mineral oil moron? That's what I give the other dogs. I would think that anyone as full of shit as the GreenBrambles would know such things!
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Hey! Maybe she can get a shout out to Ben Birch and his magical fist! :-)
If I could BS you, for that mental image burned into my brain, I would . . . but I was thinking that, too. :tongue: :cheersmate:
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Vibrator?....she'll need one built by Tim the Toolman...I figure a 454 chevy block built from scratch might do the job.
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Vibrator?....she'll need one built by Tim the Toolman...I figure a 454 chevy block built from scratch might do the job.
While I agree with the size, I'm thinking the guys from "Orange County Choppers" might have to do the work . . .
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Vibrator?....she'll need one built by Tim the Toolman...I figure a 454 chevy block built from scratch might do the job.
I was thinking something powered by Navistar or Cummins....
Might be a little heavy, but she'd need the durability....