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Title: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 06:43:47 PM
I've been working and playing hard this summer. How about you?
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: thundley4 on August 12, 2009, 06:51:56 PM
Work, work, work.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Carl on August 12, 2009, 06:52:50 PM
Looks like it has done you well Schade.(http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/drool.gif)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on August 12, 2009, 06:53:16 PM
I've been working and playing hard this summer. How about you?
Beer,Golf and A great chick! :cheersmate: :uhsure:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 06:59:00 PM
Work, work, work.

No! Come on..... :asssmack:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:00:15 PM
Looks like it has done you well Schade.(http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/drool.gif)

yes, I turned in my caveman avatar for a real one. Have you got maters and cukes yet? Our broccolli is award winning this year, they must like the cool dry weather. 
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:01:13 PM
Beer,Golf and A great chick! :cheersmate: :uhsure:

Indeed, I am always watching.... I know what's going on.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on August 12, 2009, 07:03:43 PM
Indeed, I am always watching.... I know what's going on.  :evillaugh:
Very happy! Great summer! Haven't felt this way in years! :hyper: :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: thundley4 on August 12, 2009, 07:06:02 PM
No! Come on..... :asssmack:

I work 3 days a week, anyway. Just not very hard.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Chris on August 12, 2009, 07:14:08 PM
'sup homeys. :p
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:20:26 PM
I work 3 days a week, anyway. Just not very hard.

hilarious, I get it now!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
'sup homeys. :p

White people like us!

So has anyone joined the angy mob? I tell you, I am getting pretty fired up about things. I wanna kick an SEIU thug in the balls.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: BadCat on August 12, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
White people like us!

So has anyone joined the angy mob? I tell you, I am getting pretty fired up about things. I wanna kick an SEIU thug in the balls.

Hi doll.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:27:37 PM
Hi doll.

Hey BC. Just read the note about your horse. So sorry to hear that. Was it because of illness?
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Carl on August 12, 2009, 07:29:09 PM
yes, I turned in my caveman avatar for a real one. Have you got maters and cukes yet? Our broccolli is award winning this year, they must like the cool dry weather. 

Squash,eggplant and some peppers so far.
The tomatos got hit with that blight that has been in some news.
In Lexington KY as we speak but will be home Saturday so will see how many will be okay.

Sweet corn should be starting then too and have a ton of that unless something happens.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:32:34 PM
Squash,eggplant and some peppers so far.
The tomatos got hit with that blight that has been in some news.
In Lexington KY as we speak but will be home Saturday so will see how many will be okay.

Sweet corn should be starting then too and have a ton of that unless something happens.

Whatchu doing in KY?
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: franksolich on August 12, 2009, 07:34:10 PM
Oh my.

One of my two favorite women.

Hi.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Randy on August 12, 2009, 07:35:00 PM
Yo Hot Momma,


Been chillin' this summer as much as we can. Closing on a house next week so we get to move in the wost part of the year. WOOOHOOO

It's been a rough summer on my elderly relatives up your way, we seem to be down a few. What's been going on up there?

 :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: BadCat on August 12, 2009, 07:38:07 PM
Hey BC. Just read the note about your horse. So sorry to hear that. Was it because of illness?

No, he got a "kink" in his intestine, permanent and fatal colic.

For such big animals, they sure are fragile.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Carl on August 12, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
Whatchu doing in KY?

Catching up with some friends that are in the area and visiting wineries. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:42:29 PM
Oh my.

One of my two favorite women.

Hi.

I am not sure that I am worthy of such an esteemed honor, but I humbly accept of course! Frank, I hope you are well.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: thundley4 on August 12, 2009, 07:43:16 PM
White people like us!

So has anyone joined the angy mob? I tell you, I am getting pretty fired up about things. I wanna kick an SEIU thug in the balls.

Just look at my avatar. I'm a proud member of the angry mob.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: franksolich on August 12, 2009, 07:44:49 PM
I am not sure that I am worthy of such an esteemed honor, but I humbly accept of course! Frank, I hope you are well.

Well, yes, madam, you've been missed.

Like a whole lot.

And so it's great you stopped in.

Any news on my other favorite woman, morningAngel?

I'm not well, but never mind.  My complaining about it won't help it.

So.....what have you been doing all summer?

A summer without Schadenfreude is like a day without sunshine.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 12, 2009, 07:45:36 PM
Hey girl!!! I'm a proud member of the angry mob too!

It's been a quiet summer around these parts. Kiddo went on vacation to visit relatives. He comes home this weekend so it's back to eating real meals fully clothed. :rofl:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:46:47 PM
Yo Hot Momma,


Been chillin' this summer as much as we can. Closing on a house next week so we get to move in the wost part of the year. WOOOHOOO

It's been a rough summer on my elderly relatives up your way, we seem to be down a few. What's been going on up there?

 :-)


Good luck with the move, has it been really hot down there? It has been unseasonably cool in Minneapolis. I am so sorry for your losses, were they in the cities or outstate?
I am just hanging with my peeps and getting all riled up about politics, if there weren't so much dirt about me on the web, I'd consider running for public office! LOL.... very funny when you think about it, can you imagine the pictures that would surface?
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:48:24 PM
Catching up with some friends that are in the area and visiting wineries. :cheersmate:

Sounds like a doubly good time... sounds like my kind of time... so does boxed wine grow on trees or bushes? hmmm?  :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 07:54:48 PM
No, he got a "kink" in his intestine, permanent and fatal colic.

For such big animals, they sure are fragile.

Yes indeed.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Carl on August 12, 2009, 07:55:18 PM
Sounds like a doubly good time... sounds like my kind of time... so does boxed wine grow on trees or bushes? hmmm?  :-)

I do intend to investigate the box behind the bush while I am here. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 08:02:24 PM
Well, yes, madam, you've been missed.

Like a whole lot.

And so it's great you stopped in.

Any news on my other favorite woman, morningAngel?

I'm not well, but never mind.  My complaining about it won't help it.

So.....what have you been doing all summer?

A summer without Schadenfreude is like a day without sunshine.

I ran across MA the other day as a matter of fact. I'll mention to her that she should drop by and say hi. We have to keep you caver guys strong and healthy, the angry mob cannot be angry in a weakened state. Hope that things turn around for you and I'll put in a good word for you with the good Man upstairs.

I have been busy working, but also listening and watching as Obama guarantees his status as a one-termer. Is it not .... Schadenfreude?

You are very kind Frank.. missed you as well.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 08:04:02 PM
Just look at my avatar. I'm a proud member of the angry mob.

You guys all look the same  :lmao:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 08:08:02 PM
Hey girl!!! I'm a proud member of the angry mob too!

It's been a quiet summer around these parts. Kiddo went on vacation to visit relatives. He comes home this weekend so it's back to eating real meals fully clothed. :rofl:

Speaking of angry, did you see Hillary respond to the question about how Bill feels about the China trade agreement? MeeoooW!!!

Lol.... I love that you are running around the house naked. Hold on I need a minit....brb... no, I am not bisecksual!   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 12, 2009, 08:09:11 PM
I do intend to investigate the box behind the bush while I am here. :uhsure:

Every once in awhile, I am stunned into submission by my own double entendre..... :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: thundley4 on August 12, 2009, 08:10:51 PM
Every once in awhile, I am stunned into submission by my own double entendre..... :cheersmate:

I always thought you had a nice double entendre.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Carl on August 12, 2009, 08:11:59 PM
Every once in awhile, I am stunned into submission by my own double entendre..... :cheersmate:

 :naughty:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 12, 2009, 10:02:31 PM
Speaking of angry, did you see Hillary respond to the question about how Bill feels about the China trade agreement? MeeoooW!!!

Lol.... I love that you are running around the house naked. Hold on I need a minit....brb... no, I am not bisecksual!   :uhsure:
Tee Hee! :-) It's easier that way. Rawr!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: thundley4 on August 12, 2009, 10:05:12 PM
 :picsneeded:
Tee Hee! :-) It's easier that way. Rawr!
:picsneeded:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 12, 2009, 10:08:44 PM
On Facebook, Schade said I was hot.   :hyper: :naughty:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 12, 2009, 10:31:26 PM
Heehee!!! :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: SilverOrchid on August 12, 2009, 11:41:54 PM
I've been working and playing hard this summer. How about you?

Having a baby girl! http://www.our365.com/NewbornPortraits/BabyDetail.aspx?birthid=1ae20a94-336a-45c4-b5b1-8e89f4c23bc3
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: NHSparky on August 13, 2009, 06:13:49 AM
Work and more work.  Berries have come and gone, apples, meh--not looking so hot.  Too cold and wet.  Got some tomatoes so far, as well as peas and zuchinni.  Don't know if the corn is going to make it, but we'll keep trying.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 13, 2009, 07:29:28 AM
Having a baby girl! http://www.our365.com/NewbornPortraits/BabyDetail.aspx?birthid=1ae20a94-336a-45c4-b5b1-8e89f4c23bc3

*SQUEAL! THUD!* She is SO darn gorgeous. Congrats!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: SilverOrchid on August 13, 2009, 07:36:42 AM
*SQUEAL! THUD!* She is SO darn gorgeous. Congrats!

Thank you!  :-) Another little belle to add to the ranks!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Chris_ on August 13, 2009, 08:00:07 AM
On Facebook, Schade said I was hot.   :hyper: :naughty:
You should stay out of the sun.   :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Wineslob on August 13, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
Hi doll! Glad to see you back!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 03:16:52 PM
On Facebook, Schade said I was hot.   :hyper: :naughty:

i had to restrain myself!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 03:18:51 PM
Having a baby girl! http://www.our365.com/NewbornPortraits/BabyDetail.aspx?birthid=1ae20a94-336a-45c4-b5b1-8e89f4c23bc3

Things that make you go... awwwww!!!!! She is beautiful! Congrats and enjoy! What did you name her?
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
You should stay out of the sun.   :-)

hey.... this is about me and my thread!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 03:21:19 PM
Hi doll! Glad to see you back!

More things that make Schade go AWWWWWWW......

look at me I am a regular Bob Dole talking about myself in the third person.  :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: BEG on August 13, 2009, 04:00:42 PM
Hey hey hey....I miss you much.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 13, 2009, 04:20:42 PM
Schade, what I want to know is, how recent is that pic that is your avatar?  You look good.

The Heiress is growing up fast.  I'd post a pic or two, but both the digital cameras died on us.

You look good.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 04:25:28 PM
Hey hey hey....I miss you much.

I miss you too, you're my favoritest .... I will call you on my way home from work tomorrow!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 04:32:06 PM
Schade, what I want to know is, how recent is that pic that is your avatar?  You look good.

The Heiress is growing up fast.  I'd post a pic or two, but both the digital cameras died on us.

You look good.

would love to see the heiress, get a new camera dude!

That pic of me is very recent, last Sunday as a matter of fact.Here I am playing a game with my future sister in law... we sure know how to have fun, don't we? As I mentioned to my Facebook friends, I think I don't want have junk hanging between my legs.... no offense to those who do!
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1092156225946_1287724170_30220964_3239711_n.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1092156265947_1287724170_30220965_6177116_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Eupher on August 13, 2009, 04:36:30 PM
Hey Schade, any truth to the rumor that you're a high maintenance babe?      :uhsure:         
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 04:41:47 PM
Hey Schade, any truth to the rumor that you're a high maintenance babe?      :uhsure:         

As far as material things go, I am as low maintenance as they come and I am totally serious about that. My mind is the thing that needs stimulating (lots of it), I have a flaw... I get bored very easily and I tend to move on to the next exciting adventure.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Eupher on August 13, 2009, 04:50:56 PM
As far as material things go, I am as low maintenance as they come and I am totally serious about that. My mind is the thing that needs stimulating (lots of it), I have a flaw... I get bored very easily and I tend to move on to the next exciting adventure.

Only one flaw? Wow, you're doing well. Minds that need stimulation are, as they say, stimulating.

How does the attention to detail thingie go for you? Are you anything like Mrs. E? Fuggedaboudit?   :rotf: 
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 13, 2009, 04:56:55 PM
Schade is da bomb

BTW, sometimes "things hanging between the legs" is a good thing.


 :naughty: :naughty:

Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 06:00:16 PM
Schade is da bomb

BTW, sometimes "things hanging between the legs" is a good thing.


 :naughty: :naughty:



Indeed it depends on who is doing the hanging!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 08:08:50 PM
Only one flaw? Wow, you're doing well. Minds that need stimulation are, as they say, stimulating.

How does the attention to detail thingie go for you? Are you anything like Mrs. E? Fuggedaboudit?   :rotf: 

Funny!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 13, 2009, 10:05:50 PM
There are a few prominent bitches that I am missing in this thread... let's see ..... who could they be?

Speak now or suffer the wrath of Schade.   :popcorn:

Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Hawkgirl on August 13, 2009, 10:12:34 PM
I don't miss Schade at all...we rendezvous on Facebook, so I still get my Schade fix... :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Airwolf on August 13, 2009, 10:15:43 PM
Well color me confused here. I have no idea what we all are anymore. And angry mob or a bunch of Nazi;s or Klan members or well dressed Brooks Brothers anarchist or Militias?  I wish the so called news people would get their Propaganda right.

Welcome back Schade.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: SilverOrchid on August 14, 2009, 04:07:56 PM
Things that make you go... awwwww!!!!! She is beautiful! Congrats and enjoy! What did you name her?

Her name is Autumn.  Thank you and WB!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 14, 2009, 04:30:36 PM
Well color me confused here. I have no idea what we all are anymore. And angry mob or a bunch of Nazi;s or Klan members or well dressed Brooks Brothers anarchist or Militias?  I wish the so called news people would get their Propaganda right.

Welcome back Schade.

You left out teabaggers.
 :whatever:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: LC EFA on August 14, 2009, 06:11:46 PM
Five pages and this hasn't made the short bus yet ?

Y'all must be slipping.


 :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 14, 2009, 07:59:16 PM
Work and more work.  Berries have come and gone, apples, meh--not looking so hot.  Too cold and wet.  Got some tomatoes so far, as well as peas and zuchinni.  Don't know if the corn is going to make it, but we'll keep trying.

Did you know that I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about you? It's true.... I meant to respond to your post and got side-tracked, not remembering until the middle of the night last night... ain't that something!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 14, 2009, 08:00:16 PM
I don't miss Schade at all...we rendezvous on Facebook, so I still get my Schade fix... :-)

Oh yesh! I lurve ya!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 14, 2009, 08:01:25 PM
Well color me confused here. I have no idea what we all are anymore. And angry mob or a bunch of Nazi;s or Klan members or well dressed Brooks Brothers anarchist or Militias?  I wish the so called news people would get their Propaganda right.

Welcome back Schade.

Hi AW, I am partial to the Angry Mob as my moniker!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 14, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
Five pages and this hasn't made the short bus yet ?

Y'all must be slipping.


 :-)

Wait a minute....




Hold on......




I haven't started yet......


Awww......



That's better!

(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9536/25apvgola7pf5.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: thundley4 on August 14, 2009, 08:46:45 PM
Wait a minute....




Hold on......




I haven't started yet......


Awww......



That's better!

(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9536/25apvgola7pf5.jpg)


Dayum. Glad I decide to check the board before going to bed.  :evillaugh: :bow:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Chris on August 14, 2009, 08:56:13 PM
That pic of me is very recent, last Sunday as a matter of fact.Here I am playing a game with my future sister in law... we sure know how to have fun, don't we? As I mentioned to my Facebook friends, I think I don't want have junk hanging between my legs.... no offense to those who do!
Most of us don't have our junk down around our ankles. :lmao:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Celtic Rose on August 14, 2009, 10:21:20 PM
There are a few prominent bitches that I am missing in this thread... let's see ..... who could they be?

Speak now or suffer the wrath of Schade.   :popcorn:



Welcome! 
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Chris on August 14, 2009, 10:59:52 PM
Friday night!  Wooo!

We've only had "hot" weather for a week or so, and I'm already tired of it.  It didn't break 90° this year until August.  Must be that darn global warming. :p

"1-2-3-4??  That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!"

"1-2-3-4!!  That's amazing!   That's the same combination I have on my luggage!"
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 14, 2009, 11:24:47 PM
I so fell asleep!  :evillaugh: Pathetic!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Chris on August 14, 2009, 11:30:20 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 14, 2009, 11:32:49 PM
I have the less secure model of locking luggage... 1-2-3....  :-)
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Inga on August 15, 2009, 08:43:18 AM
Can't seem to find much free time. Always seem to be working, this isn't my nature. But someone has to keep things floating. You're looking good Schade. Your free time does agree with you.
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 15, 2009, 09:08:09 AM

(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9536/25apvgola7pf5.jpg)


Nice crucifix!

Chris, that's the exact scene I was thinking of . . .  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 15, 2009, 09:19:48 AM
Rawr! I miss all the fun.... :-) Of course I was also thinking that I really like that sweater and would totally borrow it from you. :rofl:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: NHSparky on August 15, 2009, 09:22:18 AM
Did you know that I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about you? It's true.... I meant to respond to your post and got side-tracked, not remembering until the middle of the night last night... ain't that something!

Yeah, I seem to have that effect on women.  Some good, some not so good...which camp do you fall under?   :naughty:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Chris on August 15, 2009, 11:21:29 AM
Chris, that's the exact scene I was thinking of . . .  :cheersmate:
I was just venting some work-related stress.  You would have no idea how many people will choose '1234' for a PIN code.  I'm starting to wake up muttering work stuff to myself... "May I have your login ID?  Employee number and security code, please."  I think I'm starting to go batty.
:thatsright:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: thundley4 on August 15, 2009, 07:53:29 PM
This has to be a record.  3 days, over 72 hours, and this thread never got moved to the "shortbus".  Someone is slipping.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 16, 2009, 06:52:23 PM
This has to be a record.  3 days, over 72 hours, and this thread never got moved to the "shortbus".  Someone is slipping.  :evillaugh:

That sounds like a dare!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: thundley4 on August 16, 2009, 07:07:27 PM
That sounds like a dare!  :evillaugh:

I don't have to work tomorrow, so I can stay up as late as I want.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Wineslob on August 17, 2009, 10:17:57 AM
Wait a minute....




Hold on......




I haven't started yet......


Awww......



That's better!

(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9536/25apvgola7pf5.jpg)


Need ta undo a few buttons..................................................  :naughty:
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: Ree on August 17, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
There are a few prominent bitches that I am missing in this thread... let's see ..... who could they be?

Speak now or suffer the wrath of Schade.   :popcorn:


Bitch,Bitch,Bitch!!!
Title: Re: Hi bitches!
Post by: NHSparky on August 17, 2009, 10:40:49 AM
I'm still wondering that that "wakeup" from the other night involved screaming and cold sweats.  Oh well.