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Title: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: franksolich on August 12, 2009, 01:20:18 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=287x7841

Oh my.

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quakerboy  (1000+ posts)      Tue Aug-11-09 10:22 PM
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What do I do about floors

I am (hopefully) buying an upstairs condo. The carpets are thrashed. Clearly a smoker lived there for a good long while. Being allergic and asthmatic, the carpets got to go.

So, what should I replace it with? Cost is an issue, and I strongly suspect that this means I will have to do any necessary installation mypersonalself. How hard are the "click-lock" floors that I keep hearing about to install? I am leaning towards that at the moment, based on what little help I was able to receive in a preliminary visit to a Lowes.

The sparkling husband primitive who, like all men, nightly pitches his tent one day's march closer to the mausoleum:

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Aug-12-09 12:29 PM
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3. I would straongly advise buying Alloc Original if you want laminate flooring

http://www.alloc.com/us_laminate_floor.html

Click "residential"

Click "original"

We have it in our kitchen and our foyer. Both high traffic and high abuse. Both are several yars old. Both are like new.

Alloc Original has a unique aluminum locking device on each plank that makes the stuff easy as pie to install and to stay together over time. We put a less expensive click lock floor in our rental and it was a pain in the ass to install and has shown some separation with time.

The product is somewhat more costly than other flooring you can find, but it is, in my view, well worth it.

**Well** worth it.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: Ree on August 12, 2009, 01:23:21 PM
What?? He's not puttin a "green" floor in?

Bad, bad DUmmie
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 12, 2009, 02:24:05 PM
It all depends on how level the existing floor is.  If the place is older and has any deviation from complete flatness, the laminate flooring will be an expensive disaster, and new carpeting is the only real choice.  Hopefully it's as ripply as the North Atlantic and he buys the laminate first on a no-return clearance sale.   :evillaugh:   
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: miskie on August 12, 2009, 03:43:58 PM
He should just do what everybody else does - commercial grade resilient tile. Cheap. Easy. Self-adapts to uneven floors. Toss a nice area rug on top. Ta-freakin'-Daa.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: diesel driver on August 12, 2009, 04:55:49 PM
"Peel and stick" should do the trick....

Anything else would be beyond their capabilities....

Outside of a throw rug, that is....
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: LC EFA on August 12, 2009, 05:04:47 PM
Dummie can use their Pony Skin rug, while waiting for Obambi to pave the floor with gold...
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: The Village Idiot on August 12, 2009, 05:06:50 PM
Orange and white checkerboard?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 12, 2009, 06:05:19 PM
It all depends on how level the existing floor is.  If the place is older and has any deviation from complete flatness, the laminate flooring will be an expensive disaster, and new carpeting is the only real choice.  Hopefully it's as ripply as the North Atlantic and he buys the laminate first on a no-return clearance sale.   :evillaugh:  

Especially when you consider the flooring he's recommending is just as expensive, if not more, than frikkin' carpet!

What an idiot!!!!!
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: jukin on August 12, 2009, 07:31:29 PM
I sure hope that the DUchebag does not charge rent.

Alas I assume that like taxes are for other people to pay that a DUmmy believes that profit is bad except when they are profiting.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 03, 2011, 04:52:44 AM
Just paint it brown to match the bong water spills.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: PatriotGame on February 03, 2011, 05:17:55 AM
Get dazzling floor plans for your home & office from rtaflooring.com which is our new outlet.You will get many types of flooring plans here in our site.

Is there a pet feces pattern available?

Ya know...to hide the stains I live with every day?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: Doc Savage on February 03, 2011, 06:07:56 AM
Is there a pet feces pattern available?

Ya know...to hide the stains I live with every day?
:cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
If you find that pattern, let me know
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive puts cheap flooring in rental units
Post by: diesel driver on February 03, 2011, 06:46:03 AM
:cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
If you find that pattern, let me know


Anything that has a multi-colored, random pattern with lots of browns and yellows should work.

Think barf in Technicolor.   :rotf: