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Title: Deliberations resume tomorrow for man accused of groping Minnie Mouse
Post by: thundley4 on August 10, 2009, 08:40:17 PM
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Deliberations will resume tomorrow in the trial of a man charged in the groping of a woman playing Minnie Mouse at Walt Disney World.

John William Moyer, 60, of Cressona, Penn., faces a misdemeanor battery charge for the June incident. The victim, Brittney Duncan McGoldrick, who testified in Orange County Court today, said she pushed Moyer away from her.

"My first reaction I just pushed him down. I was doing everything I could to get his hands off my breasts," Duncan McGoldrick said.
Floriduh. of course. (http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/orl-bk-disney-groped-minnie-mouse-081009,0,4837059.story)

Minnie Mouse is a guy? Oh the humanity of another child hood fantasy killed off.  :bawl:
Title: Re: Deliberations resume tomorrow for man accused of groping Minnie Mouse
Post by: Chris on August 10, 2009, 10:17:00 PM
Reading comprehension... you do not haz it. :lmao:
Title: Re: Deliberations resume tomorrow for man accused of groping Minnie Mouse
Post by: thundley4 on August 10, 2009, 10:25:13 PM
"My first reaction I just pushed him down. I was doing everything I could to get his hands off my breasts," Duncan McGoldrick said.

Unless Duncan is a girls name, it sounds like Minnie is a crossdressing guy.
Title: Re: Deliberations resume tomorrow for man accused of groping Minnie Mouse
Post by: Chris on August 10, 2009, 10:48:46 PM
Brittney Duncan McGoldrick

Another unfortunate case of giving a child more names than they need.
Title: Re: Deliberations resume tomorrow for man accused of groping Minnie Mouse
Post by: thundley4 on August 10, 2009, 10:57:15 PM
Brittney Duncan McGoldrick

Another unfortunate case of giving a child more names than they need.
:doh:  And giving a girl a guys name, unless that is supposed to be a hyphenated last name.