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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on August 09, 2009, 07:58:06 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.org/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6257117
Oh my.
Another one of those bonfires that more appropriately belongs in the pets forum on Skins's island, but the willywussle primitive wants to be seen hanging around the cool primitives in "General Discussion" rather than the uncool nerd primitives in a lesser forum.
WillieW (957 posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:15 AM
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Your dog may be smarter than your toddler
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/08/07/smart.dog...
My dog is so smart that she scares me sometimes.
(CNN) -- Your dog may not actually be smarter than somebody's honor student -- popular bumper stickers aside. But your canine companion might well be smarter than their toddler, according to a growing body of research on how dogs think.
The smartest dog breeds are on par mentally with a 2 1/2-year-old, professor says.
1 of 2 Using adapted tests designed for human children, psychologists have learned that average dogs can count, reason and recognize words and gestures on par with a human 2 -year-old.
"They may not be Einsteins, but are sure closer to humans than we thought," said Stanley Coren, a professor emeritus at the University of British Columbia and leading researcher on dog behavior.
Coren planned to present his research Saturday at the American Psychological Association's annual convention in Toronto, Canada.
He said the average dog can understand about 165 words, including signs, signals and gestures. They can also count to about 5, he said.
"I mean, we're not going to make them an accountant or something," Coren said in an interview with CNN Radio.
The smartest dogs, he calls them the "super breeds," are on par with a 2½-year-old, recognizing up to 250 words.
And, no, not all breeds are created equally.
For his book "The Intelligence of Dogs," Coren asked more than 200 dog-obedience judges to rank 110 breeds based on their intelligence. Border collies, poodles, retrievers, German shepherds and Doberman pinschers were among the dogs at the head of the class.
The intellectual runts of the litter? The borzoi, chow chow, bulldog, basenji and -- finishing dead last -- the Afghan hound.
The dividing line, Coren said, tends to be the age of the breed. More recent breeds, like the collies and retrievers, have been bred for years to do what humans want them to do.
"We've been wiring into dogs the ability to communicate with us," said Coren, author of several books on dogs' thinking . . .
It's a pretty big bonfire, so I'll quote only the Primitives of Prominence, one of which the willywussle primitive is not.
havocmom (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:21 AM
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2. My dog is a whole lot smarter than the former president
And more ethical by a long shot.
Doug's stupid ex-wife:
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:28 AM
Response to Reply #2
9. My girl sneers in Sarah Palin's general direction.
after which a photograph of a dog
havocmom (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:29 AM
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11. My Golden boy would go WooWoo if he met your pretty girl
I love retrievers. They are so well rounded. Good judges of character too.
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:35 AM
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14. My first Lab helped us find some chicks that got loose once.
She brought one to our manager that she'd picked up in her mouth. It wasn't harmed in any way.
I bet you George Bush couldn't have done that
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 01:48 AM
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28. She owns me and she knows it.
I think pharmaceutical drugs own Doug's stupid ex-wife, and she knows it.
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 01:50 AM
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29. I forget how to do without them.
They're just the smartest, most patient, sweetest critters on this Earth.
And they don't smell bad, either.
Yeah, probably smell better than Doug's stupid ex-wife.
The sparkling husband primitive who, like all men, nightly pitches his tent one day's march closer to the mausoleum:
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:24 AM
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7. We have a border colie and a german shepherd dog
The BC is a human in a sog suit.
Te GSD has a language she attempts to use with us.
havocmom (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:30 AM
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12. A border collie and a German Shepherd?
So, Mensa meets in your back yard?
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:46 AM
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19. Hehehehe
They're really fun to have around.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
The wired gassy primitive, speaking from the farmette in Wisconsin:
grasswire (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:26 AM
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8. border collie owner here...
...and he's definitely on top of things!
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:57 AM
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22. I am convinced the "superdogs" have real empathy. Ours both exhibit it, but the Border Collie ......
..... is amazing. As you describe, there is the staying by your side and the human-like gestures of connection, comfort, and maybe attempts to heal (licking and snuggling to generate warmth)
Man's best friend. Yeah.
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:38 AM
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16. One of my best friends had two Afghans.
They wouldn't mate even with Viagra, a video and a soundtrack.
They were really pretty, though, especially when they were running.
You know, maybe my fellow alum Skins could pick up some extra bucks for himself, by charging Doug's stupid ex-wife a buck or so every time she uses "lol".
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 01:56 AM
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32. Your dog's fleas are smarter than Sarah Palin.
Probably more sincere, too.
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havocmom
My dog is a whole lot smarter than the former president
EFerrari
Your dog's fleas are smarter than Sarah Palin.
I flush things down the toliet that are smarter than everyone at the DUmp combined, but do you see me having to bring it up all the time? You primitives have some major inferiority complex issues.
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-09-09 12:26 AM
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8. border collie owner here...
...and he's definitely on top of things!
Isn't that illegal ?
:bolt:
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Isn't that illegal ?
:bolt:
I think Floriduh just outlawed it this year.
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She brought one to our manager that she'd picked up in her mouth. It wasn't harmed in any way.
I bet you George Bush couldn't have done that
The nonsense of this post is astounding and annoying. People of any stripe generally do not put live chicks in their mouths. Everything, everything has to have a GWB or Palin connection. It's stupid. But of course, it's Beth, and she earned her title fair and square.
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havocmom
My dog is a whole lot smarter than the former president
Hell of a thing for a DUmmie to say about Jimmy Carter, even if it is true.
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Isn't Stinky the one who lives in a basement bathroom with a cat who mocks him because Stinky is neutered and the cat is not?
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Isn't Stinky the one who lives in a basement bathroom with a cat who mocks him because Stinky is neutered and the cat is not?
Yes, and perhaps that has something to do with his newly-proclaimed affinity for the mortal enemies of felines.
:-)
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I feel for the dogs.
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First, field dogs have 'soft' mouths by instinct. Rarely do you need to put tacks in a sock to teach them not to crush the fowl you just brought down.
Second, I have no doubt that the DUmbass's dogs are ruling the household.