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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on August 09, 2009, 04:34:13 AM

Title: Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 09, 2009, 04:34:13 AM
Bears are not all like Yogi . . .

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Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado

Saturday, August 08, 2009

OURAY, Colo. —  Wildlife officials say a bear was found feeding on the body of a 73-year-old woman who had been repeatedly warned not to give dog food to the bruins that live near her home north of Ouray.

A caretaker said she saw the bear over the woman's body Friday and called 911. The victim's name has not been released.

The story is only four paragraphs long.  But, the next one goes into some detail about the bolded above, including that she refused wildlife officials' attempts to get her to stop feeding the bears. :thatsright:

Darwin Award nominee . . . I can see it.

 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,538443,00.html?test=latestnews
Title: Re: Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado
Post by: docstew on August 09, 2009, 04:46:44 AM
Darwin Award nominee . . . I can see it.

Except that at her age, it can be presumed she has already contributed to the gene pool... all other qualifications are met.
Title: Re: Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado
Post by: NHSparky on August 09, 2009, 05:59:58 AM
Any bets as to whether or not she's a transplant from California?
Title: Re: Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 09, 2009, 06:29:24 AM
Except that at her age, it can be presumed she has already contributed to the gene pool... all other qualifications are met.

 :thatsright:

My mistake.

Maybe she was a transplant from, say, Chicago . . .
Title: Re: Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado
Post by: NHSparky on August 09, 2009, 06:55:24 AM
:thatsright:

My mistake.

Maybe she was a transplant from, say, Chicago . . .

Either way, she ain't native, that's for damned sure. 
Title: Re: Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 09, 2009, 08:16:57 AM
The new health plan and the new environmental program converge...
Title: Re: Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado
Post by: SilverOrchid on August 09, 2009, 08:35:51 AM
Any bets as to whether or not she's a transplant from California?

HEY! Not everyone in Cali is stupid.  :-)
Title: Re: Bear Found Feeding on Elderly Woman's Body in Colorado
Post by: NHSparky on August 09, 2009, 09:46:31 AM
HEY! Not everyone in Cali is stupid.  :-)

Yeah--that's why when I went to HS in NM (Four Corners area--that's how I know where Ouray is) we hated Texans--until the Californians moved in.