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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on August 08, 2009, 07:03:02 PM
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Aug-08-09 06:37 PM
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I left a nasty note on a teabgger's car today.
I was doing some shopping at Trader Joe's this morning, and on my way out to the car, saw another vehicle in the lot with a bumper sticker that read "Tea Bag Patriot" and included weblink info to a local rethug group.
Since I now always carry a pen and legal pad in my car, and since I'm still pissed over what the tea bagholes are doing at town halls, I left this crapsicle a little message.
It read: "Tea Bag Patriot? More like Tea Bag ****ing Whiner. It's 'patriotic' to pay your taxes. How else do you 'support the troops'. You are an asshole."
"PS : Obama won fair and square, your guy lost, Obama's a citizen, so just shut up and accept the consequnces of the *fact* that YOU are now a minority. WE surround YOU."
I stuck that under his windshield wipe where ****ball couldn't miss it.
I'm still grinning about it, too.
:bouncy:
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-08-09 06:37 PM
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I left a nasty note on a teabgger's car today.
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Simple things amuse simple minds.
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Yeah, I saw that earlier, this bonfire by the busted baboon primitive.
I thought about bringing it over, but remembered I deal only with Primitives of Prominence, and the busted baboon primitive's a primitive of no prominence.
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Simple things amuse simple minds.
It's the difference between decent and civilized people, and the primitives, sir.
We see a bumper sticker extolling the alleged virtues of the Great Black Father in Washington, and just walk away thinking, "Well, he's entitled to his opinion."
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It's the difference between decent and civilized people, and the primitives, sir.
We see a bumper sticker extolling the alleged virtues of the Great Black Father in Washington, and just walk away thinking, "Well, he's entitled to his opinion."
However stupid and naive it may be . . .
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Well, I'm sure that radical direct action turned that ol' teabagger right around!
:whatever:
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Well, I'm sure that radical direct action turned that ol' teabagger right around!
:whatever:
I am sure it was a real Hall of Fame moment for the DUmmie. Meaningless of course.
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I actually did my own silly thing earlier tonight - I went to a bookstore to purchace a repair manual for a 1997 Subaru Impreza Outback Sport. As I passed the 'Current Events' section, I noticed it was covered with Obama books. Directly facing the rack was the 'True Crime' section..... :-)
I misplaced just one - I just had to try it after hearing the primitives spin tale after tale about how much fun it is. The activity is definitely overrated, but it brought a hint of a smile to my face, since I learned that Noble BarnOwls, or whatever that chain is called seems to think that a reference shelf with automotive repair guides is beneath them.
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I actually did my own silly thing earlier tonight - I went to a bookstore to purchace a repair manual for a 1997 Subaru Impreza Outback Sport. As I passed the 'Current Events' section, I noticed it was covered with Obama books. Directly facing the rack was the 'True Crime' section..... :-)
I misplaced just one - I just had to try it after hearing the primitives spin tale after tale about how much fun it is. The activity is definitely overrated, but it brought a hint of a smile to my face, since I learned that Noble BarnOwls, or whatever that chain is called seems to think that a reference shelf with automotive repair guides is beneath them.
It would be funny to see books like Ann Coulter's ans Michelle Malkin's in there with 0Bama. Any books with Treason in the title would be good.
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This is the lamest of lame bouncies.
First, it's highly unlikely a decent and civilized person like a teabag patriot would shop at a silly hippie store like Trader Joe's, a favorite of the DUmp.
Second, the imaginary note described would take a DUmmy all day to write, and would have so many errors in spelling, punctuation, grammar, and misplaced homonyms as to make it unintelligible. It would be like a message from vestanumbers.
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arbusto_baboso
I left a nasty note on a teabgger's car today.
Next time leave your real name, address and phone number. Otherwise you're a woosy.
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It's the difference between decent and civilized people, and the primitives, sir.
We see a bumper sticker extolling the alleged virtues of the Great Black Father in Washington, and just walk away thinking, "Well, he's entitled to his opinion."
Exactly and life goes on.
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It's the difference between decent and civilized people, and the primitives, sir.
We see a bumper sticker extolling the alleged virtues of the Great Black Father in Washington, and just walk away thinking, "Well, he's entitled to his opinion."
Actually, I walk away thinking, "What a DUmbass."
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Oh yeah it takes a lot of courage to leave a nasty note on an empty car. :whatever:
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My last dog would guard my truck/car/rv by opening his mouth lunging at the window and taking a bite out of it. Well not a bite but he would leave big scratches on the windows from his main canines. When I see one of those many tooth scratches it brings a tear to my eye.
If the DUmmy had come by one of my cars there would have been a big yellow puddle at best.
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This is the lamest of lame bouncies.
First, it's highly unlikely a decent and civilized person like a teabag patriot would shop at a silly hippie store like Trader Joe's, a favorite of the DUmp.
Second, the imaginary note described would take a DUmmy all day to write, and would have so many errors in spelling, punctuation, grammar, and misplaced homonyms as to make it unintelligible. It would be like a message from vestanumbers.
AH HA Gobucks, you are one of my ex-husbands now aren't you ????
I just can't place which one you may be, it was a huge problem in all my marriages when HOMONYMS came creeping out of closets and from under beds.
If I remember all you guys just loved those HOMONYMS and threw hissie fits when I would let them get away or missplace them.
My 20 year marriage is fine except this one has a problem with GRAMMAR. He tries to get along with her but I am sure you remember just how stubborn she can get.
I hope you are doing well which ever one you are, and your new wife doesn't fart and pull the covers over your head.
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I actually did my own silly thing earlier tonight - I went to a bookstore to purchace a repair manual for a 1997 Subaru Impreza Outback Sport. As I passed the 'Current Events' section, I noticed it was covered with Obama books. Directly facing the rack was the 'True Crime' section..... :-)
I misplaced just one - I just had to try it after hearing the primitives spin tale after tale about how much fun it is. The activity is definitely overrated, but it brought a hint of a smile to my face, since I learned that Noble BarnOwls, or whatever that chain is called seems to think that a reference shelf with automotive repair guides is beneath them.
I don't waste my time in any of those bookstores anymore, they never have what I want/need when I go there.
I got a Haynes manual for my 2002 Jeep at Autozone, and the only reason I got it there was because Advance Auto (who also had it) was out of my way (by 300 yards) and NAPA was closed....
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AH HA Gobucks, you are one of my ex-husbands now aren't you ????
I just can't place which one you may be, it was a huge problem in all my marriages when HOMONYMS came creeping out of closets and from under beds.
If I remember all you guys just loved those HOMONYMS and threw hissie fits when I would let them get away or missplace them.
My 20 year marriage is fine except this one has a problem with GRAMMAR. He tries to get along with her but I am sure you remember just how stubborn she can get.
I hope you are doing well which ever one you are, and your new wife doesn't fart and pull the covers over your head.
You must be hot as Hell and a tiger in the sack. I can't think of another reason why someone would wake up every morning for twenty years with your voice rattling around in their head.
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I don't waste my time in any of those bookstores anymore, they never have what I want/need when I go there.
I got a Haynes manual for my 2002 Jeep at Autozone, and the only reason I got it there was because Advance Auto (who also had it) was out of my way (by 300 yards) and NAPA was closed....
I am planning to head to one of those three places today - they are all clustered together, but weren't anywhere near the liquor store I wanted to go to - I was in the mood for mojitos :D
Mrs. Miskie just replaced her Lesbaru Legacy wagon with 250K miles with the newer Lesbaru Outback mentioned above. Although it has no real issues (might have an AC leak - I just charged and dyed it to see) I always have a repair manual handy for every car I have ever owned.
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I always have a repair manual handy for every car I have ever owned.
Same here, but I got a little behind with my Jeep. I've had it for 4 years now, and just bought the manual last week.... :thatsright:
My son took it one step further. He owns a 2001 Chevy Cavalier Z34, and he got the Tech Manuals for it. These are the same ones the guys at the dealer's shop have!
The only car I have that I don't have one for is my 1980 Malibu. If I can't fix it with a hammer, screwdriver, pliers, adjustable wrench, baling wire and duct tape, then it is genuinely BROKE!
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AH HA Gobucks, you are one of my ex-husbands now aren't you ????
I just can't place which one you may be, it was a huge problem in all my marriages when HOMONYMS came creeping out of closets and from under beds.
If I remember all you guys just loved those HOMONYMS and threw hissie fits when I would let them get away or missplace them.
My 20 year marriage is fine except this one has a problem with GRAMMAR. He tries to get along with her but I am sure you remember just how stubborn she can get.
I hope you are doing well which ever one you are, and your new wife doesn't fart and pull the covers over your head.
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Good one. :rotf:
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Is that one of those DUmmy symboldude stories?
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Dead on!
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Is that one of those DUmmy symboldude stories?
LOL! No. This pict-o-gram version of the classic WTF first appeared at TOS. I've kept it and use it when appropriate. This and the classic kitty pic with the caption "Wait...what?" are two of my favorite.
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"The pen is mightier than the sword".....only to DUmmies.
DUmmie leaves a note...I leave slashed tires...Hey, it's per Obama instructions.
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No matter how hard they try to dramatize their stories, none of them will ever get an Order of Lenin until they can brag about how many Fascist invaders they personally killed for the Motherland.
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No matter how hard they try to dramatize their stories, none of them will ever get an Order of Lenin until they can brag about how many Fascist invaders they personally killed for the Motherland.
The only wa they'd do that is if it was in the back and the person had no clue they were there.
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AH HA Gobucks, you are one of my ex-husbands now aren't you ????
I just can't place which one you may be, it was a huge problem in all my marriages when HOMONYMS came creeping out of closets and from under beds.
If I remember all you guys just loved those HOMONYMS and threw hissie fits when I would let them get away or missplace them.
My 20 year marriage is fine except this one has a problem with GRAMMAR. He tries to get along with her but I am sure you remember just how stubborn she can get.
I hope you are doing well which ever one you are, and your new wife doesn't fart and pull the covers over your head.
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Once the guy saw the note, he most likely took it and showed it to all of his friends so that everyone could get a huge guffaw at this DUmmie.
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OMG, No! Not....The.Nasty.Note.! It took real guts, real manly man guts, to pull off such a brave deed. I must :bow: in awe to this truly courageous Primitive.
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...a bumper sticker that read "Tea Bag Patriot"...
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong. I was under the impression that the patriots were referring to themselves as Tea Party Patriots. The Tea Bag crap was started as a derogatory reference by Olberdork, the DUmmies, etc.
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Ralph, dammit! You broke it! Of course. Now I feel like that dimbulb Watson. No such sticker exists. Doh! :thatsright:
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I have a brick in my car.
It has a note on it, held on with a rubber band.
The note says:
Don't worry, maybe the President will buy you a new windshield.
I haven't used it yet, but if I ever see a DUmmy leaving a 'note' on a car, I probably will.
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Someone please correct me if I'm wrong. I was under the impression that the patriots were referring to themselves as Tea Party Patriots. The Tea Bag crap was started as a derogatory reference by Olberdork, the DUmmies, etc.
LOL! DUmmie on DUmmie violence...an unintended consequence of one idiots screed in crayon on a sheet torn from a Big Chief tablet! :rotf:
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I have a brick in my car.
It has a note on it, held on with a rubber band.
The note says:
Don't worry, maybe the President will buy you a new windshield.
I haven't used it yet, but if I ever see a DUmmy leaving a 'note' on a car, I probably will.
Um, wouldn't the brick be better applied directly to the DUmmie?
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Um, wouldn't the brick be better applied directly to the DUmmie?
Yeah, but I'd have to change the note to something about health care.
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Sticker on my former Tahoe
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went to Best Buy and found something on my windshield
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opened it
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No, I didn't see the sumbitch who did it. Lucky for him/her.
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....wait til they see what I have coming for my new truck.
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Someone please correct me if I'm wrong. I was under the impression that the patriots were referring to themselves as Tea Party Patriots. The Tea Bag crap was started as a derogatory reference by Olberdork, the DUmmies, etc.
Beat me to it, Ralphie! I'm pretty sure the tea bag crowd are the DUmmies heros. They're of the GLBT persuasion aren't they?
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Beat me to it, Ralphie! I'm pretty sure the tea bag crowd are the DUmmies heros. They're of the GLBT persuasion aren't they?
No bumper stickers or tee shirts, best to keep your head down.
Getting more paranoid as each day passes.
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No bumper stickers or tee shirts, best to keep your head down.
Getting more paranoid as each day passes.
That's why I carry a .45 loaded with Black Talons.
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Let them do something to my car. See how fast I can make it worth my time to break an appendage if I catch them at it.
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Let them do something to my car. See how fast I can make it worth my time to remove an appendage if I catch them at it.
Fixt.
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Cowards and scumbags.... :censored:
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Vesta, I'm not keeping my head down. It's held up quite high. Yours should be too. Do not give in to thuggery.