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Title: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: Chris_ on August 07, 2009, 02:10:12 PM

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Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography

MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

Yep, in FloriDUH

LINK (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-porn-bn080709,0,6415792.story)

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: rich_t on August 07, 2009, 02:13:03 PM

Going for a diminished mental capacity defense?

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: Flame on August 07, 2009, 02:17:49 PM

He might be able to get away wit ha cat as an excuse for ONE picture, but 1000?  That means the cat is smarter than most inhabitants of DU!

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: docstew on August 07, 2009, 03:22:07 PM

Quote from: Flame on August 07, 2009, 02:17:49 PM

He might be able to get away wit ha cat as an excuse for ONE picture, but 1000?  That means the cat is smarter than most inhabitants of DU!

Doesn't that almost go without saying?

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: Chris_ on August 07, 2009, 04:05:25 PM

That is one sick cat.   :-)

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: NHSparky on August 07, 2009, 04:08:05 PM

I guess he didn't want to be the prison *****.

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: thundley4 on August 07, 2009, 07:38:59 PM

Wait a minute.  Don't rush to judgment . The guy caught his cat at the computer and took a picture.



(http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/05/01-07/funny-pictures-porn-watching-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 08, 2009, 07:19:17 AM

I'll ask it . . .

What's his DU name?

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: Chris_ on August 08, 2009, 09:19:20 AM

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 08, 2009, 07:19:17 AM

I'll ask it . . .

What's his DU name?

Subway Cat?
Underground Panther?
 :uhsure:

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: Randy on August 08, 2009, 11:44:24 AM

That downloaded kitty porn will get you every time  :-)

Title: Re: Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Post by: Chris_ on August 09, 2009, 09:41:10 AM

Quote from: Randy on August 08, 2009, 11:44:24 AM

That downloaded kitty porn will get you every time  :-)

I wonder if it was in litter box format.