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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on August 06, 2009, 10:45:38 AM
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-05-09 07:36 PM
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What's the best way to reattach an earlobe?
I have to accomplish this before my coworker wakes up at 5:00 to go home.
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-05-09 08:18 PM
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6. Well.. when a dog bit off my nostril
It was itty bitty stitches.
Orsino (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-05-09 11:19 PM
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8. In-network.
It's a lot cheaper.
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what the ****?
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My God...
Orsino (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-05-09 11:19 PM
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8. In-network.
It's a lot cheaper.
The Orson Wells primitive made a funny. Humor like that is counterrevolutionary though, so I wonder if Orson Wells primitive has a granite slab in it's future.
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what the ****?
What you said! WTF is this all about???????????
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<I>arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Wed Aug-05-09 07:36 PM
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What's the best way to reattach an earlobe?
I have to accomplish this before my coworker wakes up at 5:00 to go home
The most obvious question: Whose earlobe is it? Yours or your co-workers?
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DUmmies getting stoned and doing body piercings again.
You'd think that a hole in their head would be enough.
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DUmmies getting stoned and doing body piercings again.
You'd think that a hole in their head .453 inches in diameter and administered at ~950fps would be enough.
Fixed. :II:
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Fixed. :II:
D6, administered at which weight and which velocity? :tongue:
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Is this the one that cooks for his roommates?
I think I'll skip on dinner.
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Is this the one that cooks for his roommates?
I think I'll skip on dinner.
No, that's the steely primitive, the "Richard Steele" primitive, the one who's got garlic stuck in every nook and cranny of the house, waiting for it to dry out.
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No, that's the steely primitive, the "Richard Steele" primitive, the one who's got garlic stuck in every nook and cranny of the house, waiting for it to dry out.
The guy must be clueless. If someone handed be a tree worth of garlic, I'd do what they do at the grocery store. Chop it up into pieces, cover it with oil and can it. Problem solved.
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D6, administered at which weight and which velocity? :tongue:
I think any size in the 185 - 230 grain range ought to be adequate. At the usual 850 - 1000fps, of course.
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Hmmmm...My dad required emergency plastic surgery to repair his ear. Granted it was after a psycho prisoner bit him on the ear while my Dad was trying to sto pthe prisoner's lame suicide attempt.
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Holy hell. Reason #456847371 to never go to a DUmmies house.
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who's got garlic stuck in every nook and cranny of the house
Glad you specified "of the house." Otherwise, because it is DUmmies we're talking about, it could have left an ugly mental image.