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Title: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 06, 2009, 10:45:38 AM
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arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Wed Aug-05-09 07:36 PM
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What's the best way to reattach an earlobe?
I have to accomplish this before my coworker wakes up at 5:00 to go home.
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annabanana  (1000+ posts)        Wed Aug-05-09 08:18 PM
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6. Well.. when a dog bit off my nostril
It was itty bitty stitches.
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Orsino  (1000+ posts)        Wed Aug-05-09 11:19 PM
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8. In-network. 
It's a lot cheaper.
 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: djones520 on August 06, 2009, 10:53:40 AM
what the ****?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: Chris_ on August 06, 2009, 10:54:28 AM
My God...

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Orsino  (1000+ posts)        Wed Aug-05-09 11:19 PM
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8. In-network.  
It's a lot cheaper.

The Orson Wells primitive made a funny.  Humor like that is counterrevolutionary though, so I wonder if Orson Wells primitive has a granite slab in it's future.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 06, 2009, 12:22:34 PM
what the ****?

What you said! WTF is this all about???????????
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: The Village Idiot on August 06, 2009, 12:53:58 PM
<I>arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Wed Aug-05-09 07:36 PM
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What's the best way to reattach an earlobe?
I have to accomplish this before my coworker wakes up at 5:00 to go home

The most obvious question: Whose earlobe is it? Yours or your co-workers?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2009, 01:35:55 PM
DUmmies getting stoned and doing body piercings again.

You'd think that a hole in their head would be enough.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: Chris_ on August 06, 2009, 01:37:43 PM
DUmmies getting stoned and doing body piercings again.

You'd think that a hole in their head .453 inches in diameter and administered at ~950fps would be enough.

Fixed. :II:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 06, 2009, 02:50:47 PM
Fixed. :II:

D6, administered at which weight and which velocity?  :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: Chris on August 06, 2009, 05:45:14 PM
Is this the one that cooks for his roommates?

I think I'll skip on dinner.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: franksolich on August 06, 2009, 06:11:14 PM
Is this the one that cooks for his roommates?

I think I'll skip on dinner.

No, that's the steely primitive, the "Richard Steele" primitive, the one who's got garlic stuck in every nook and cranny of the house, waiting for it to dry out.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: Chris on August 06, 2009, 06:36:10 PM
No, that's the steely primitive, the "Richard Steele" primitive, the one who's got garlic stuck in every nook and cranny of the house, waiting for it to dry out.
The guy must be clueless.  If someone handed be a tree worth of garlic, I'd do what they do at the grocery store.  Chop it up into pieces, cover it with oil and can it.  Problem solved.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: Chris_ on August 06, 2009, 07:02:59 PM
D6, administered at which weight and which velocity?  :tongue:

I think any size in the 185 - 230 grain range ought to be adequate.  At the usual 850 - 1000fps, of course.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: Vagabond on August 07, 2009, 01:36:51 AM
Hmmmm...My dad required emergency plastic surgery to repair his ear.  Granted it was after a psycho prisoner bit him on the ear while my Dad was trying to sto pthe prisoner's lame suicide attempt.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: DixieBelle on August 07, 2009, 07:58:31 AM
Holy hell. Reason #456847371 to never go to a DUmmies house.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss A Common DUmp Dilemma
Post by: kenth on August 07, 2009, 11:17:10 AM
who's got garlic stuck in every nook and cranny of the house

Glad you specified "of the house." Otherwise, because it is DUmmies we're talking about, it could have left an ugly mental image.