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Title: A texas girl
Post by: thundley4 on August 05, 2009, 08:37:59 PM

A  Mexican, An Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar. 
When the  Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass  to pieces.
 
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't  need to drink with the same one twice.'
 
 
The  Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.  He says, 'In  the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
 
 
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,   throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
 
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas  we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the  same ones twice.'   
 
God Bless TEXAS !!!
Title: Re: A texas girl
Post by: 5412 on August 05, 2009, 11:29:37 PM
 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A texas girl
Post by: DixieBelle on August 06, 2009, 07:55:20 AM
:rofl: cute.....
Title: Re: A texas girl
Post by: Chris_ on August 06, 2009, 09:37:16 PM
 :cheersmate: Got to love a Texan  :beer:
Title: Re: A texas girl
Post by: ardentconservative on August 09, 2009, 07:11:52 PM
A  Mexican, An Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar. 
When the  Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass  to pieces.
 
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't  need to drink with the same one twice.'
 
 
The  Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.  He says, 'In  the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
 
 
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,   throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
 
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas  we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the  same ones twice.'   
 
God Bless TEXAS !!!
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