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Title: Yes, Flora-DUH
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2009, 09:50:35 AM

Just heard this 911 tape on John boy and Billy show.....as best I can remember.

"911. What is your emergency?"
 
Caller, "I'm at the corner of Pleasant Hill street and something. I'm in the WALGREEN parking lot. I'm in a green so-n-so car. I'm locked in my car and I can't get out."

911 op, "What is your emergency again?"

Caller, "Im locked in my car and I can't get out. It won't start, the lights don't work, the honk won't blow.....nothing electrical works."

911 op, "Ma'am have you tried....."

Caller, "I'm locked in my car and it's getting hot in here...... I don't feel well."

911 op, "Ma'm have you tried pulling up the little lock thingy on the door."

Caller, "I'm locked in my car and ...uh....oh.....uh....I got the door open now."

911 op, "You have the door open? now"

Caller, "Uh...yes.....I guess I can call triple A now......I'm sorry."

911 op, "That's alright."

Then John Boy and Billy went off on she must be an Obama supporter.....with Obama bumper stickers.....from Alaska.....and on and on they went.... :rotf: :rotf:



Mod to add....Kissimmee Flora-DUH to be exact.....you might find it on the net.
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Title: Re: Yes, Flora-DUH
Post by: Randy on August 01, 2009, 09:59:53 AM

Kissimmee is outside the gates of Dismal. Most likely she was a damn-yankee tourist locked in her rental car.

Title: Re: Yes, Flora-DUH
Post by: NHSparky on August 01, 2009, 10:05:51 AM

Ah, Florida.  Land of newlyweds and nearly-deads.