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Title: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: CC27 on July 30, 2009, 05:05:05 PM
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We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
   
inhumanity to man. The planet is melting, the global economy is in a saute pan. People are homeless, dying, killing eachother, ripping babies out of other peoples' wombs, and

WE ARE ******* WATCHING WHAT BEER THE PRES DRINKS WITH A DUMB COP AND AN ARROGANT HARVARD PROFESSOR.

I'm a few years short of Medicare eligible but maybe God should take me now and get me out of my misery.

We are watching and the MSM is feeding us this shit. SHIT!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6187675
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2009, 05:15:14 PM
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...I'm a few years short of Medicare eligible but maybe God should take me now and get me out of my misery....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6187675

God told me to tell you he's busy protecting American soldiers, sailors and Airmen from the evils of Islamofascism, since teh Big Ø doesn't have their backs.  He did say that if you're serious (or is that SERIES in DUmmy speak)  ::) you can come over to my place, and he'd have me expedite your appointment with His Judgement Bar for him.   :hammer:  He says you're pretty much an open and shut case, and shouldn't take long, but he can't spare the time to pop your cork personally.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 05:17:48 PM
I suspect the cross-bearing carpetbagging maternal ancestress is undergoing the pre-wedding jitters.

Remember, the Bostonian Drunkard is getting hitched in a few days.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: TheSarge on July 30, 2009, 05:18:39 PM
Isn't someone invoking the name of God at the DUmp in any kind of positive way grounds for a Granite Cookie?
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: miskie on July 30, 2009, 05:27:44 PM
Beerack Obeerma is just doing what he does best...Making for a nice feel-good Photo-Op.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: CC27 on July 30, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
I suspect the cross-bearing carpetbagging maternal ancestress is undergoing the pre-wedding jitters.

Remember, the Bostonian Drunkard is getting hitched in a few days.

Marrying another DUmmie?
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: thundley4 on July 30, 2009, 05:30:38 PM
Yet in the end, he managed to distract from the Health care boondoggle.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2009, 05:30:58 PM
DUmmies ain't happy unless they're miserable.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2009, 05:31:45 PM
Yet in the end, he managed to distract from the Health care boondoggle.
That's okay.  We have the month of August to allow that wound to fester.   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 05:52:52 PM
Marrying another DUmmie?

No, actually a tragic woman.

Probably not a primitive on Skins's island.

P-J Comix has all the details, and I'm sure that as the date approaches, he'll share them with us.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: BadCat on July 30, 2009, 05:54:11 PM
Marrying another DUmmie?

Probably some drunk bimbo he picked up at Bukowski's.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 05:58:35 PM
Probably some drunk bimbo he picked up at Bukowski's.

You know, BadCat, I'm not sure, but I'm thinking this was the girlfriend who got fired from working at the perfume counter of a discount store, and the Bostonian Drunkard blabbed the tale all over the internet, and she had considerable problems getting that last paycheck and other severance stuff, if she got them at all.

The one the Bostonian Drunkard's marrying has muscular dystrophy or cerebral palsy or something like that (still in mild stages); she could be the one I described above, but I'm not sure.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: LC EFA on July 30, 2009, 06:05:06 PM
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I'm a few years short of Medicare eligible but maybe God should take me now and get me out of my misery.
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The good lord provided freeway traffic for just this reason.

Just sayin'


Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: BadCat on July 30, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
You know, BadCat, I'm not sure, but I'm thinking this was the girlfriend who got fired from working at the perfume counter of a discount store, and the Bostonian Drunkard blabbed the tale all over the internet, and she had considerable problems getting that last paycheck and other severance stuff, if she got them at all.

The one the Bostonian Drunkard's marrying has muscular dystrophy or cerebral palsy or something like that (still in mild stages); she could be the one I described above, but I'm not sure.

Ah, you're right frank, I recall him babbling about this chick.
Doesn't mean he didn't pick her up in Bukowski's though.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: PatriotGame on July 30, 2009, 06:56:36 PM
DUmmies ain't happy unless they're miserable.

Their misery makes me euphoric!
Let's all support Teh Rove's continuing efforts to bring the DUmmys hardcore serious happiness, or, erm....misery!
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 30, 2009, 07:10:53 PM
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We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
   
inhumanity to man. The planet is melting, the global economy is in a saute pan. People are homeless, dying, killing eachother, ripping babies out of other peoples' wombs, and

WE ARE ******* WATCHING WHAT BEER THE PRES DRINKS WITH A DUMB COP AND AN ARROGANT HARVARD PROFESSOR.

I'm a few years short of Medicare eligible but maybe God should take me now and get me out of my misery.

We are watching and the MSM is feeding us this shit. SHIT!

Isn't this the opening to Alan King's Final Warning?
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: PatriotGame on July 30, 2009, 07:15:29 PM
The one the Bostonian Drunkard's marrying has muscular dystrophy or cerebral palsy or something like that (still in mild stages); she could be the one I described above, but I'm not sure.

One thing for shure - if she IS marrying the Bostonian Drunkard she has some severe brain damage!
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2009, 07:31:27 PM
It's incomprehensible to me what it would be like to have a vulgar, hateful mother like DUmmy Raven. She surely deserves some of the credit for the worthless alcoholic douche she raised.

I remember a couple of posts by one of them about a nearly wheelchair-bound woman who was going to marry the drunkard. I was surprised at the time. DUmmy Pitt's Midnight Cowboy costume, and his bragging about trying to pick up Kevin Spacey would cause nearly anyone's gaydar to blow a circuit breaker. Somewhere along the line he must have been scared straight, assuming his new fiancee isn't packing some surprise equipment under the wedding gown.
Title: Re: We're running 2 wars and watching countless other examples of man's
Post by: Airwolf on July 30, 2009, 08:51:28 PM
The Dummie is acting like the world was all sunshine and lollies before the 21st Century came around. It's acting like nothing bad has ever happened is the history of the world.