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Title: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 11:55:20 AM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=362x795

Hmmm.

I just moseyed over in to one of the most cobweb-infested forums on Skins's island, the jobs forum.  No primitive ever responded to this, even though it's been up a while.

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Sannum  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-22-09 05:17 PM
Original message
 
SQL DBA

At the risk of sounding strange, I have a great opportunity for a SQL DBA in Chicago. I want a DUer to have a chance at this one!

PM me for details.

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2009, 12:46:18 PM

I thought any acronym that had a "Q" in it would draw DUmmies like flies.

Having no idea what a SQL DBA might be, I tried to find out. I guess it's some kind of niche for an IT uber-nerd.
The humor of the SQL DBA incrowd is not what I'd call sidesplitting: http://www.odetocode.com/Humor/91.aspx

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: BadCat on July 30, 2009, 12:56:54 PM

Uhm..I dunno.

A "DBA" is a Database Administrator.

"SQL" is "Structured Query Language" which is used to administer and access databases.

I don't know of a DATABASE called SQL for a DBA to administer.

There is one called MySQL, but it's so simple I can't imagine anyone would need a DBA for it.

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: dmsmsa on July 30, 2009, 02:44:21 PM

Uhm..I dunno.

A "DBA" is a Database Administrator.

"SQL" is "Structured Query Language" which is used to administer and access databases.

I don't know of a DATABASE called SQL for a DBA to administer.

There is one called MySQL, but it's so simple I can't imagine anyone would need a DBA for it.

Microsoft SQL  usually pronunce as Microsoft See-Quel

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: Ree on July 30, 2009, 02:46:39 PM

we set us SQL servers in my MS server class...and yes they do have a database...

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: RobJohnson on July 30, 2009, 03:01:45 PM

Quote from: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 11:55:20 AM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=362x795

Hmmm.

I just moseyed over in to one of the most cobweb-infested forums on Skins's island, the jobs forum.  No primitive ever responded to this, even though it's been up a while.

I'm sure there were several PM's asking about the details, I wonder who he hired?

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: Doc Savage on July 30, 2009, 04:44:56 PM

Quote from: RobJohnson on July 30, 2009, 03:01:45 PM

I'm sure there were several PM's asking about the details, I wonder who he hired?

It would of course require someone to work for the "man", bathe daily, show up for work on time, work after 5 without complaint, not use sick days for mental health days,  guess it will be someone from FR or this board.

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: BadCat on July 30, 2009, 04:57:54 PM

Quote from: Ree on July 30, 2009, 02:46:39 PM

we set us SQL servers in my MS server class...and yes they do have a database...

The MS database is usually called "SQL Server".
I never heard it just called "SQL".

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: miskie on July 30, 2009, 05:21:23 PM

Quote from: BadCat on July 30, 2009, 12:56:54 PM

Uhm..I dunno.

A "DBA" is a Database Administrator.

"SQL" is "Structured Query Language" which is used to administer and access databases.

I don't know of a DATABASE called SQL for a DBA to administer.

There is one called MySQL, but it's so simple I can't imagine anyone would need a DBA for it.

The only SQL variant I can think of that may need a DBA is PostgresSQL -- but IMHO, Postgres blows monkeys.

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: zeitgeist on July 30, 2009, 06:01:57 PM

(http://www.bobdenver.com/Maynard_s_CoffeeHouse/Maynard_G__Krebs/Maynard30.jpg)


"WORK!?!?"

Title: Re: hiring primitive offers a job to primitives; no takers
Post by: The Village Idiot on July 30, 2009, 11:26:44 PM

Quote from: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 11:55:20 AM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=362x795

Hmmm.

I just moseyed over in to one of the most cobweb-infested forums on Skins's island, the jobs forum.  No primitive ever responded to this, even though it's been up a while.

Wasn't there a DUmmy hiring for a pizza delivery driver last year? Got nothing but crickets...