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Title: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: bijou on July 29, 2009, 11:03:13 AM
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Any love affair has its ups and downs, but Amy Wolfe's sex life is a rollercoaster.

She enjoys a 'satisfying' sexual relationship with a fairground ride - a 'magic carpet' themed ride named 1001 Nachts - and now plans to marry it.

The 33-year-old rides the machine 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.  ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Love_is_a_rollercoaster_for_woman_marrying_funfair_ride&in_article_id=710882&in_page_id=2)

I expect like any relationship it will have its ups and downs.
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: thundley4 on July 29, 2009, 11:14:36 AM
2 minutes and the ride is over.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2009, 11:26:38 AM
Quote from: thundley4 on July 29, 2009, 11:14:36 AM
2 minutes and the ride is over.  :evillaugh:
...and the ride never changes.
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: Eupher on July 29, 2009, 12:22:05 PM
Do they use KY to lube the wheels, or do they just let them get dry?
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 29, 2009, 12:30:29 PM
WTF??????????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: mamacags on July 29, 2009, 02:15:16 PM
It wasn't me.
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: Wineslob on July 30, 2009, 12:16:46 PM
My "Magic Carpet" ride is at home........
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 30, 2009, 03:41:15 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on July 29, 2009, 11:14:36 AM
2 minutes and the ride is over.  :evillaugh:

Hey, that could still be a minute longer than any boyfriend she ever had!

 :-)
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2009, 03:50:05 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 30, 2009, 03:41:15 PM
Hey, that could still be a minute longer than any boyfriend she ever had!

 :-)

That's what she gets for dating DUmmies.
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2009, 08:23:24 AM
Once this news gets spread around, won't any of the wymins be satisfied with a $29.95 vibrator anymore.....it'll be a multi-million dollar ride or else.
Title: Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
Post by: Wineslob on July 31, 2009, 09:54:49 AM
I'll bet the relationship will have alot of up's and down's.