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Title: arbusto_baboso "Should cheese smell like pig feces?"
Post by: tuolumnejim on July 28, 2009, 09:35:48 PM
I was wondering how a DUmpmonkey would know the difference between feces and themselves?  :lmao: :rotf:

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arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-28-09 10:39 PM
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Should cheese smell like pig feces?
 Or do I need to throw this out?
 


I was thinking the same thing actually.  :thatsright:

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KamaAina  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-29-09 01:02 AM
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7. And you know what pig feces smells like how, exactly?
 This oughta be good...
Title: Re: arbusto_baboso "Should cheese smell like pig feces?"
Post by: The Village Idiot on July 28, 2009, 09:42:33 PM
oh nose!      :lmao:
Title: Re: arbusto_baboso "Should cheese smell like pig feces?"
Post by: Wineslob on July 29, 2009, 09:52:17 AM
Damn, that's shitty.
Title: Re: arbusto_baboso "Should cheese smell like pig feces?"
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2009, 09:53:15 AM
Damn, that's shitty.

Yeah, the busted baboon primitive, who's probably way over the age of 25 years, was obviously doped when he posted that.
Title: Re: arbusto_baboso "Should cheese smell like pig feces?"
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 29, 2009, 11:14:43 AM
DUmmie, take it from Chef Tail, get a carton of fine French wine and chow down on that premium French cheese......it ought to go good with 3-day old roadkill. You won't notice the smell.



Title: Re: arbusto_baboso "Should cheese smell like pig feces?"
Post by: vesta111 on July 29, 2009, 11:27:41 AM
Yeah, the busted baboon primitive, who's probably way over the age of 25 years, was obviously doped when he posted that.

Not really Frank, no ones nose smells the same thing.

Say this poster was given Limburger cheese in a gift pack, how do each of us describe that smell.

Cheese each kind has an unique smell, texture, and taste.  

No big thing when someone asks a question about cheese, for years I would not go near Blue Cheese, now that I am use to the smell, I formed a taste for it.

Say Frank, have you ever tasted   [stinkie fruit ?  ]     This is a large fruit that grows like Brussels sprouts on the stem of the plant in Asia.

I got dared to try it at work one night, the smell was that of dirty sweat socks  and the taste I dint even remember for the smell.  

A few days later I was offered another slice of this horrid stuff, not to be a coward I again ate a slice.

Funny but the more I ate the less the smell turned my stomach.   And for some reason I began to crave that fruit.

It was when an older man from Asia told me while slicing off parts of the fruit for me that his father had eaten a whole [ Stinky fruit ] on his birthday and died of a heart attack.

Something in that fruit causes the heart to beat faster---like our common belladonna yard plant.

BTW, if an ageing family members looses their sense to smell, family members need to check their refrigerator for spoiled meat, with loss of smell also goes some loss of taste.









Title: Re: arbusto_baboso "Should cheese smell like pig feces?"
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2009, 11:31:16 AM
No, vesta, madam, franksolich does not let food of unknown or mysterious origin--or especially food of dubious combination--cross his lips.