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Title: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2009, 05:45:20 PM
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Ava  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-28-09 05:51 PM
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wooo.. today was fun. I had to get two shots and listen to nurses talk about how horrible NYC is
I had to take in some school medical forms that had to be signed and sent off to NYU. the nurses decided that since I'm going to NYU I must think I'm too good for Alabama. I just sat there thinking "Know what? I do."

4 weeks.. only 4 weeks left and then I'm outta here

It would really be a treat if we could be there when DUmmy Li'l Ava begins to realize how
literate and wonderful the people of New York City are.

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Starbucks Anarchist  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-28-09 05:56 PM
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1. They're just jealous of our literacy.
   
 
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Ava  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-28-09 06:18 PM
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2. and that you have all your teeth huh?
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2009, 05:49:01 PM
Oh my.

Such arrogance, about the land and the people who gave the heifer life.

I've seen many like the heifer here; I can already sense her destiny.

Check with franksolich in four years, to see if he hasn't been right.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Chris on July 28, 2009, 05:52:07 PM
You have to get vaccinated to live in NYC?  Sounds like a great place.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: diesel driver on July 28, 2009, 05:53:30 PM
You have to get vaccinated to live in NYC?  Sounds like a great place.

Like a lot of other 3rd world countries you hear about....
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: TheSarge on July 28, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
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the nurses decided that since I'm going to NYU I must think I'm too good for Alabama. I just sat there thinking "Know what? I do."

Alabama is glad to be rid of you.  WAR EAGLE!!!
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 28, 2009, 05:57:22 PM
Watch her feign victimhood again and again.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: miskie on July 28, 2009, 05:58:40 PM
My thinking -- Its harsh but here it is.

Ava's career in film and photography is going to involve a couple of 'art films' that could be considered soft porn, but with political undertones. She will take pictures of everything, and fill up her free Photobucket account with them. Only a half dozen or so will be noteworthy. She'll date a few guys, maybe a couple of chicks, and end up rejected, and back in Alabama posting on DU. The end.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
My thinking -- Its harsh but here it is.

Ava's career in film and photography is going to involve a couple of 'art films' that could be considered soft porn, but with political undertones. She will take pictures of everything, and fill up her free Photobucket account with them. Only a half dozen or so will be noteworthy. She'll date a few guys, maybe a couple of chicks, and end up rejected, and back in Alabama posting on DU. The end.

I've seen, and met, people like the heifer.

My speculation is that inside of four years, the heifer's going to be hanging around Times Square at night, pimping herself as the chinless wonder from Alabama.

It's not my thing, but I imagine there are some guys who can get off on chinless women, and are willing to pay for it.

I've seen it happen, with people with an attitude like the heifer.

If I were mom, I would've sent her to a trade school in Alabama, where she'd at least be safe.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2009, 06:04:41 PM
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Ava's career in film and photography is going to involve a couple of 'art films' that could be considered soft porn, but with political undertones.
That is just about the only genre employed by film school kids.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2009, 06:18:22 PM
I hope that she meets the rare conservative at NYU and is "converted".
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: tuolumnejim on July 28, 2009, 06:57:15 PM
I hope that she meets the rare conservative at NYU and is "converted".
Now why would you wish her upon some innocent conservative?  :libssuck:
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Tucker on July 28, 2009, 07:18:19 PM
Oh my.

Such arrogance, about the land and the people who gave the heifer life.

I've seen many like the heifer here; I can already sense her destiny.

Check with franksolich in four years, to see if he hasn't been right.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Tucker on July 28, 2009, 07:19:34 PM
Oh my.

Such arrogance, about the land and the people who gave the heifer life.

I've seen many like the heifer here; I can already sense her destiny.

Check with franksolich in four years, to see if he hasn't been right.

I predict that she will have been in the family way before her 2nd year is completed.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: thundley4 on July 28, 2009, 07:37:07 PM
I predict that she will have been in the family way before her 2nd year is completed.

And that will culminate in the death of the unborn baby, after which she'll proudly proclaim her deeds on the DUmp.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Tucker on July 28, 2009, 07:39:10 PM
And that will culminate in the death of the unborn baby, after which she'll proudly proclaim her deeds on the DUmp.

Yeah! That's why I didn't say that she would have a baby.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: TheSarge on July 28, 2009, 08:35:56 PM
I've seen, and met, people like the heifer.

My speculation is that inside of four years, the heifer's going to be hanging around Times Square at night, pimping herself as the chinless wonder from Alabama.

It's not my thing, but I imagine there are some guys who can get off on chinless women, and are willing to pay for it.

I've seen it happen, with people with an attitude like the heifer.

If I were mom, I would've sent her to a trade school in Alabama, where she'd at least be safe.

She'll be back home attending Wallace College or Enterprise State JC inside of 18 months.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: BadCat on July 28, 2009, 08:37:41 PM
I give her two years before some NYC sleazebag talks her into doing a cheesy NYC porno flick.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2009, 08:50:10 PM
She'll be back home attending Wallace College or Enterprise State JC inside of 18 months.

Excellent. It should be every DUmmy's ambition to someday earn a diploma that bears the names of George and Lurleen Wallace.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Rebel on July 28, 2009, 11:34:47 PM
Hey bitch, when you go up there can you tell all of your Yankee ****in' compadres to stop moving down here? Conservatives, fine. Libs? Stay the **** up there. We don't give a rat's ASS how you did it in New York.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: whiffleball on July 29, 2009, 07:06:35 AM
Lil Ava's attitude sounds like my niece's before they 'escaped' the horrid South to go to college 'up north'.  They were nursed on hatred of the Southern states and the mental disease of liberalism at their momma's breast. 

Once they got to college things began to change in small increments.  I even heard that "people in the South are nicer" issue from their lips.   

When they graduated and began to work in the real world there were even more changes.  Most of the Great White Liberal fantasies are gone. 

Lil Ava's in for a world of disappointment.  If she's lucky all that will get hurt is her feelings.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2009, 07:19:05 AM
Lil Ava's attitude sounds like my niece's before they 'escaped' the horrid South to go to college 'up north'.  They were nursed on hatred of the Southern states and the mental disease of liberalism at their momma's breast. 

Once they got to college things began to change in small increments.  I even heard that "people in the South are nicer" issue from their lips.   

When they graduated and began to work in the real world there were even more changes.  Most of the Great White Liberal fantasies are gone. 

Lil Ava's in for a world of disappointment.  If she's lucky all that will get hurt is her feelings.

Oh, absolutely.

I've never been down there, but I imagine Alabama has much about which it can boast, including culture and the arts.

Not to mention other things more important than that.

The heifer's just being stupid; it's hip, it's cool, it's trendy, it's with it, to bash certain southern states, and the heifer wants to be cool.

Probably 99% of the people in Alabama, of all cultural and ethnic and socio-economic and academic backgrounds, know more about things than the heifer does.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Rebel on July 29, 2009, 08:16:27 AM
Oh, absolutely.

I've never been down there, but I imagine Alabama has much about which it can boast, including culture and the arts.

Not to mention other things more important than that.

The heifer's just being stupid; it's hip, it's cool, it's trendy, it's with it, to bash certain southern states, and the heifer wants to be cool.

Probably 99% of the people in Alabama, of all cultural and ethnic and socio-economic and academic backgrounds, know more about things than the heifer does.

Frank, I'd venture to say you could add the midwestern states in with the south when it comes to this issue. The holier than thou attitude seems to be confined to New England, the west coast, and the north. The states the libs call "flyover states" and the south share a lot in common.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2009, 08:27:29 AM
The states the libs call "flyover states" and the south share a lot in common.

Well, stupid people who consider the Great Plains "flyover states," one hopes they persist in their utter ignorance, so as to spare us the fate of the south.

There's actually a lot down on the ground here, but we don't need arrogant people seeing it, and deciding to move here.  Better that they just go through life not knowing what's all here.

It's a happier fate than what the south, and Vermont, have had to endure the past generation and a half, where one has all these people who voted to make their original places hell-holes, and then ran away, so as to pollute a cleaner place.

I give you the cross-bearing maternal ancestress (moved from Massachusetts to New Hampshire so as to avoid high taxes), the bitter old cali primitive (moved from somewhere else to Vermont so as to avoid high crime encouraged by liberal politicians and policies), and the biggest ass of them all, Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive "Cyrano" (moved from the New York City area down to Florida for employment), as prime examples.

People who foul their own nests should be compelled to live in those nests, rather than being free to go about finding another nest to foul.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Chump on July 29, 2009, 09:07:11 AM
Well, stupid people who consider the Great Plains "flyover states," one hopes they persist in their utter ignorance, so as to spare us the fate of the south.

There's actually a lot down on the ground here, but we don't need arrogant people seeing it, and deciding to move here.  Better that they just go through life not knowing what's all here.

It's a happier fate than what the south, and Vermont, have had to endure the past generation and a half, where one has all these people who voted to make their original places hell-holes, and then ran away, so as to pollute a cleaner place.

I give you the cross-bearing maternal ancestress (moved from Massachusetts to New Hampshire so as to avoid high taxes), the bitter old cali primitive (moved from somewhere else to Vermont so as to avoid high crime encouraged by liberal politicians and policies), and the biggest ass of them all, Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive "Cyrano" (moved from the New York City area down to Florida for employment), as prime examples.

People who foul their own nests should be compelled to live in those nests, rather than being free to go about finding another nest to foul.

A lot of wisdom here, frank.

I can attest that you are entirely correct about the south.  Miserable clowns running from their oppressive bureaucratic nightmares, self-created, to the golden lands of Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Georgia, only to seek ways to "enlighten" their new neighbors with their "progressive" idea of utopia.

Idiots can't put two and two together, and most likely never will.  They constantly complain about how things aren't done here like they were "back home."  I wish they'd just go the hell on back to wherever they came from and leave us alone.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Rebel on July 29, 2009, 09:17:30 AM
Do a little research on the "Kalifornication" of Colorado. From what I've been told, Oregon and Washington state used to be fairly conservative as well. It's insanity, but then again, that's liberalism. They can't stand the place they're in with the high taxation, high crime, etc., so they move to a more conservative area. ......only to bring that same stupid f'n attitude they left and their inability to admit, or accept, that they were the reasons the place they left is the way it is to begin with.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2009, 09:28:33 AM
A lot of wisdom here, frank.

I can attest that you are entirely correct about the south.  Miserable clowns running from their oppressive bureaucratic nightmares, self-created, to the golden lands of Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Georgia, only to seek ways to "enlighten" their new neighbors with their "progressive" idea of utopia.

Idiots can't put two and two together, and most likely never will.  They constantly complain about how things aren't done here like they were "back home."  I wish they'd just go the hell on back to wherever they came from and leave us alone.

If the primitives had any knowledge of history, which they don't, they'd think about the white Christian missionaries sent to China circa 1840-1950, and then blast them for their egoism and ethnocentrism.

But the primitives won't blast themselves for trying to inject something alien, something foreign, something poisonous, into the culture of decent and civilized places.

Again, the primitives being what they allegedly oppose.

Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Tucker on July 29, 2009, 09:46:30 AM
I don't believe that she has met a honest to goodness liberal. The Democrats in the south are more conservative that the Republicans in the northeast.

She's in for a rude awakening.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 29, 2009, 04:58:52 PM
Unfortunately, I have met honest-to-goodness liberals.  I work with a couple.  'Course, I am in the Northeast.  But, there's a fair number of conservatives up here, too.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: AprilRazz on July 29, 2009, 06:27:12 PM
I am wondering how the fat little primitives lack of socialization is going to play up north.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2009, 07:29:47 PM
I am wondering how the fat little primitives lack of socialization is going to play up north.
That is an excellent point. The little butterball has been homeschooled up until now. She has therefore been exposed mainly to other homeschoolers, who tend to be more decent and more civilized than the population as a whole, even in the South. The fact that they tolerated the butterball DUmmy and her smug arrogance in their midst attests to that. New Yorkers, on the other hand, take pride in being vicious, uncivilized, rude, obnoxious, hateful, vulgar, and indecent. They somehow feel that makes them superior. It will be a challenge for DUmmy Li'l Ava to survive, and one is almost tempted to feel pity, until considering DUmmy Li'l Ava's DUmmitude.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: TheSarge on July 29, 2009, 08:05:22 PM
That is an excellent point. The little butterball has been homeschooled up until now. She has therefore been exposed mainly to other homeschoolers, who tend to be more decent and more civilized than the population as a whole, even in the South. The fact that they tolerated the butterball DUmmy and her smug arrogance in their midst attests to that. New Yorkers, on the other hand, take pride in being vicious, uncivilized, rude, obnoxious, hateful, vulgar, and indecent. They somehow feel that makes them superior. It will be a challenge for DUmmy Li'l Ava to survive, and one is almost tempted to feel pity, until considering DUmmy Li'l Ava's DUmmitude.

She's set herself up for failure right there.  So far she's been playing around in the minor leagues of Liberalism...now she's headed to The Show to use a baseball term...when the Professional...veteran Libs find out she was home schooled and not indoctrinated in Public School...any other positive she might bring to the table will be automatically dismissed because if there's one thing the Liberals detest...it's a child that wasn't brainwashed at P.S. 150.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 30, 2009, 12:58:49 AM
Hey bitch, when you go up there can you tell all of your Yankee ****in' compadres to stop moving down here? Conservatives, fine. Libs? Stay the **** up there. We don't give a rat's ASS how you did it in New York.

I concur! We're getting an influx of Kalifornicators up here in Idaho. They sell their 1500 sq ft, rach style dwellings for buko bucks, then they come up here and build 3,000 sq ft homes. Then by and large they try and get us to conform to their idea of what the country should be like. So far we are braving the onslaught, however many are trying to move into our school boards and city councils. I have a really bad feeling about this, since we are generally a live and let live population. Nothing good comes from liberals, nothing!
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 30, 2009, 04:39:48 AM
That is an excellent point. The little butterball has been homeschooled up until now. She has therefore been exposed mainly to other homeschoolers, who tend to be more decent and more civilized than the population as a whole, even in the South. The fact that they tolerated the butterball DUmmy and her smug arrogance in their midst attests to that. New Yorkers, on the other hand, take pride in being vicious, uncivilized, rude, obnoxious, hateful, vulgar, and indecent. They somehow feel that makes them superior. It will be a challenge for DUmmy Li'l Ava to survive, and one is almost tempted to feel pity, until considering DUmmy Li'l Ava's DUmmitude.

That's a NYC attitude.  Everything owes its existence because of NYC . . . at least that seems to be the attitude in how they tend to treat those of us who live north of, say, Newburgh.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2009, 09:35:13 AM
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that seems to be the attitude in how they tend to treat those of us who live north of, say, Newburgh.

Newburgh?..........OCC?.........What a fine bunch of...New Yorkers they seem to be. Maybe someday the Li'l Butterball can take Cody's place. (Orange County Chopper talk).
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Karin on July 30, 2009, 09:52:48 AM
Ava was homeschooled?  Oh, with that southern accent, they will dismiss her out of hand, they'll assume she's a fundy freak.  Or, regard her as an oddity, like a bug. 
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 10:52:55 AM
I concur! We're getting an influx of Kalifornicators up here in Idaho. They sell their 1500 sq ft, rach style dwellings for buko bucks, then they come up here and build 3,000 sq ft homes. Then by and large they try and get us to conform to their idea of what the country should be like. So far we are braving the onslaught, however many are trying to move into our school boards and city councils. I have a really bad feeling about this, since we are generally a live and let live population. Nothing good comes from liberals, nothing!

Don't let that happen.

I give you the southern states as an example.

The instinctive natural hospitality and kindness of the southerners turned out the worst thing the southerners could have done.

The southerners should've ran northeasterners out of town on a rail, not been kind and hospitable to them.

God, I hope this never happens here.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 30, 2009, 10:58:18 AM
Ava was homeschooled?  Oh, with that southern accent, they will dismiss her out of hand, they'll assume she's a fundy freak.  Or, regard her as an oddity, like a bug. 
She is not a Christian of any description. Otherwise your characterization is dead on target.
Since she is too good for the whole state of Alabama, you can imagine how great her superiority would have been over the contemporaries who would have been her classmates. So it was really imperative that she be homeschooled. Surely her parents realized early on how "special" she was, and did those potential classmates an enormous service by keeping her at home.

Now, for some reason, and at huge cost, they are tossing her to the wolves. Even rich Alabama parents, who likely have all their teeth, have a breaking point.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: franksolich on July 30, 2009, 11:05:36 AM
Ava was homeschooled?

Yeah, and her sisters weren't.

One quite reasonably assumes what happened was that the heifer was mercilessly teased and taunted as a child by other children--something by the way I never endorse, but it happens--because she has no chin; her mouth melts down into her neck.

And so her ultra-left-wing mother home-schooled her.

It probably wouldn've been cheaper and less hassle--and considerably less emotional damage done--if her mother had done the right thing right at birth, and had a chin built on the infant heifer.

But as Sigmund Freud pointed out, sometimes a mother hates a daughter, usually out of jealousy, and it could be that the heifer's mother wished the heifer to be wretched and miserable, and so left her chinless.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: NHSparky on July 30, 2009, 11:15:47 AM
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Starbucks Anarchist  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-28-09 05:56 PM
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1. They're just jealous of our literacy.


You mean that 60 percent dropout rate you have in the NYC public school system?  And 1/3 of them never get past 9th grade?  Meh--not so much.

Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: delilahmused on July 30, 2009, 11:20:51 AM
Do a little research on the "Kalifornication" of Colorado. From what I've been told, Oregon and Washington state used to be fairly conservative as well. It's insanity, but then again, that's liberalism. They can't stand the place they're in with the high taxation, high crime, etc., so they move to a more conservative area. ......only to bring that same stupid f'n attitude they left and their inability to admit, or accept, that they were the reasons the place they left is the way it is to begin with.

Most of Oregon still is, it's a very rural state. Unfortunately, cities like Portland (where most of them seem to congregate) give the state its liberal leanings.

Cindie
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: Rebel on July 30, 2009, 12:48:49 PM
Most of Oregon still is, it's a very rural state. Unfortunately, cities like Portland (where most of them seem to congregate) give the state its liberal leanings.

Cindie

I've heard great things about western and central Oregon and Washington state. I just hope it doesn't change for you guys' sake. A retired CW5 who was the system owner of a system I tested near Aberdeen, Md. said his small town, in central Oregon, had a population of about 25K and that the population had risen to about 100K, most of those Kalifornicating liberals. They've inundated south Florida and Atlanta is getting there as well.
Title: Re: Butterball DUmmy Li'l Ava Too Good For Alabama
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 30, 2009, 05:50:14 PM
Newburgh?..........OCC?.........What a fine bunch of...New Yorkers they seem to be. Maybe someday the Li'l Butterball can take Cody's place. (Orange County Chopper talk).

There's aberrations in every population.  I've been by the OCC showroom a couple of times.  Unfortunately, I was on NYS' dime and time, so I couldn't (and didn't) go inside.  Maybe I shoulda put the cutoff at Beacon . . .