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Title: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:10:08 PM: Quote
A man was arrested after inhaling 28 cans of whipped cream at Destin Wal-Mart.

The 33-year-old man was observed by a loss prevention officer picking up, opening and sniffing the seven-ounce cans of whip cream, according to the arrest report. ...
Read the remainder here. (http://www.newsherald.com/news/inhaling-76165-arrested-police.html)
The last sentence at the link is a tad worrying. :-)
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Chris_ on July 28, 2009, 01:13:39 PM: Quote from: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:10:08 PM
Read the remainder here. (http://www.newsherald.com/news/inhaling-76165-arrested-police.html)
The last sentence at the link is a tad worrying. :-)
I expect you to milk this thread for all it's worth. :-)
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:26:06 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on July 28, 2009, 01:13:39 PM
I expect you to milk this thread for all it's worth. :-)
I was hoping to whip up a few puns.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: thundley4 on July 28, 2009, 01:40:12 PM: Quote from: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
I was hoping to whip up a few puns.

That will be hard to top.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:46:49 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on July 28, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
That will be hard to top.
Heh. Most a-moo-sing
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: RobJohnson on July 28, 2009, 01:55:02 PM: Quote from: bijou on July 28, 2009, 01:10:08 PM
Read the remainder here. (http://www.newsherald.com/news/inhaling-76165-arrested-police.html)
The last sentence at the link is a tad worrying. :-)

That happens alot believe it or not.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Chris_ on July 28, 2009, 02:46:18 PM: What a load of fluff. I expect the loss prevention officer was having a cow over nothing.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Randy on July 28, 2009, 02:59:10 PM: I bet he got all huffy when they detained him.

:-)

BTW You don't sniff the can.....not that I'd know anything about inhaling nitrous. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Randy on July 28, 2009, 03:02:08 PM: as a BTW,

28 cans! Holy crap, homeboy was way way high.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on July 28, 2009, 03:06:13 PM: Someone should have whipped his dairy-air a long time ago. :hyper:
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: RobJohnson on July 28, 2009, 03:13:28 PM: I'm going to BLOW off the puns.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: bijou on July 28, 2009, 03:48:52 PM: Quote from: jtyangel on July 28, 2009, 03:06:13 PM
Someone should have whipped his dairy-air a long time ago. :hyper:

I can't see anyone topping that pun. :rotf:
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Eupher on July 28, 2009, 04:00:15 PM: I don't know about whether or not Loss Prevention whipped this guy's dairy-air (oooh, that IS a good pun), but I'm willing to bet that they kicked his can right out of there.

They also put a lockdown on the chocolate sprinkles and the maraschino cherries.

They couldn't save the ice cream, though. It had already been skimmed off the top.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 28, 2009, 04:48:48 PM: Someone is trying to get high off of whipped cream. Hmmmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Chris_ on July 28, 2009, 05:10:23 PM: Was the perp arrested on a Sundae? :-)
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: DixieBelle on July 28, 2009, 07:55:55 PM: Holy Crap!!! There was whipped cream and I missed it???

Oh wait......it wasn't Cool Whip. :rofl:
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: thundley4 on July 28, 2009, 08:10:44 PM: (http://www.thetartgallery.com/coolwhip.jpg)
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: SilverOrchid on July 29, 2009, 01:48:23 AM: Quote from: DixieBelle on July 28, 2009, 07:55:55 PM
Holy Crap!!! There was whipped cream and I missed it???

Oh wait......it wasn't Cool Whip. :rofl:

Ew, Cool Whip. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: jtyangel on July 29, 2009, 06:23:27 AM: Quote from: DixieBelle on July 28, 2009, 07:55:55 PM
Holy Crap!!! There was whipped cream and I missed it???

Oh wait......it wasn't Cool Whip. :rofl:

Not so fast...

Cool Whip comes in aerosol cans now.

Just sayin' :-)
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: DixieBelle on July 29, 2009, 07:32:26 AM: mmm........spray cool whip!!!!! It rocks. That is all.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 29, 2009, 12:07:24 PM: The dairy-air comment was a gas but surely someone can top it?
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Chris_ on July 29, 2009, 12:18:15 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 29, 2009, 12:07:24 PM
The dairy-air comment was a gas but surely someone can top it?
That would require nuts and a cherry.
Title: Re: Man inhaled 28 cans of whipped cream at Walmart
Post by: Eupher on July 29, 2009, 12:22:54 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on July 29, 2009, 12:18:15 PM
That would require nuts and a cherry.

the cherry's been done already, along with the sprinkles.