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Title: Porn Star Suffers from Electoral Dysfunction
Post by: Gratiot on July 26, 2009, 09:29:12 AM
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The former porn star known as Dolly Buster is asking the German city of Wesel not to vote for her this week after accidentally registering as a candidate for upcoming city council elections.

The 39-year-old, whose given name is Nora Baumberger, was informed of her candidacy while driving through a rain storm on the autobahn on Thursday.

When she received the news, Baumberger said she “almost drove into the guard rail from shock.”

“I’ve been nominated by a group whose name I’ve never even heard of,” she said, adding that the scandal could ruin her reputation after spending several years trying to establish herself as a serious artist. “I’m really irritated,” she added.

On Thursday Baumberger’s name appeared on Wesel’s online candidate list, run by a local independent voting alliance called the UWW, as a candidate for the Obrighoven-Lackhausen district. Her husband and porn producer Dino Baumberger was also listed as a city council candidate in the area near Düsseldorf.

The pair apparently had a misunderstanding with the head of the UWW, Baumberger’s husband said.

“She told me that the UWW needed members. I wanted to do her a favour,” he said, adding that he and his wife had unwittingly signed a form that was actually an application for candidacy.

“That was dumb,” his wife said.

thelocal.de (http://www.thelocal.de/politics/20090724-20811.html)
 
Title: Re: Porn Star Suffers from Electoral Dysfunction
Post by: NHSparky on July 26, 2009, 09:36:19 AM
Pretty telling tale of the state of politicians when even whores don't want to be associated with them.
Title: Re: Porn Star Suffers from Electoral Dysfunction
Post by: zeitgeist on July 26, 2009, 10:03:06 AM
Pretty telling tale of the state of politicians when even whores don't want to be associated with them.

And for that comment you get this old sailor's "Salute of the Day"

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Carry on. :lmao:
Title: Re: Porn Star Suffers from Electoral Dysfunction
Post by: ironhorsedriver on July 26, 2009, 10:12:48 AM
At least Whores do an honest days work. Wait a minute, paying someone to get screwed, sounds like politicians to me!
Title: Re: Porn Star Suffers from Electoral Dysfunction
Post by: NHSparky on July 26, 2009, 10:13:36 AM
At least Whores do an honest days work. Wait a minute, paying someone to get screwed, sounds like politicians to me!

Yeah, but sometimes, the whores will let you kiss them first.
Title: Re: Porn Star Suffers from Electoral Dysfunction
Post by: Gratiot on July 26, 2009, 10:49:21 AM
Yeah, but sometimes, the whores will let you kiss them first.

Unless you're Gene Simmons  :rotf:
Title: Re: Porn Star Suffers from Electoral Dysfunction
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 26, 2009, 10:51:11 AM
At least Whores do an honest days work. Wait a minute, paying someone to get screwed, sounds like politicians to me!

Not at all, with politicians the person being screwed definitely will not be the one that gets paid.
Title: Re: Porn Star Suffers from Electoral Dysfunction
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 26, 2009, 11:23:29 AM
You know, a few more years like the last few and Used Car salesmen or gonna make it to the top of the list of most trusted/honest/respected.