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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on July 22, 2009, 05:19:59 PM
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Mythsaje (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-22-09 03:03 PM
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Through the Looking Glass
Given that we've just recently escaped from our near decade-long nightmare, it amazes me to hear people like old Terrible Ted, AKA "The Ten Fingers of Stupidity and Insanity" muttering about tyranny and freedom, suggesting that somehow Obama is a tyrant-in-waiting and that having the Democrats in charge puts the last gasp in this "Great Experiment." Ted, you ****ing has-been, why don't you have a steaming bowl of shut the **** up? You ignorant hillbilly. At one time I liked listening to you (I still think the guitar work on the live version of Stranglehold was pretty ****ing cool) but, you know, if I owned one of your albums I'd throw it out the window to see how far it would fly. You ignorant piece of redneck shit. I knew you were a Right Wing asshole who LOVES killing things (let me tell you, Ted, I don't have any problem with hunting or anything like that, but glorying in causing the death of anything is a sign of serious mental health issues). ****wad.
But it's not just Turgid Ted that's saying this shit. Everyone is, from Anthrax Coultergeist to Lowbrow Limbaugh--from Jeff Sessions to Michelle Bachman. Somehow, after eight years of unnecessary war, illegal wiretaps, justifications for torture, and all the "compassionate conservatism" the rest of us could tolerate, they're acting like NOW we're in trouble.
Newsflash, you freaks... Your BOY got us into this shit. Actually, all your boys, from Reagan to Lil Bush, got us into this shit. Tax breaks during not one but two wars? What the **** are you people smoking? Not even the best pot makes people THAT disconnected from reality. One can only assume that you lost sight of reality a LONG time ago and now you're just running at the mouth because it's the only thing remotely operational from your brain's point of view.
Blah, blah, stupid blah....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6123847
DUmmy Mythsaje is still desperately trying to reach the DUmp Greatest Page. That is the sure key to selling thousands of his already-printed and already-paid-for pamphlets to wealthy DUmmies, being discovered outside the DUmp, being interviewed by Oprah, and being showered with enough money to repair the leaky toilet and the hole in his kitchen ceiling. He is trying a different approach, using the vulgar language of the DUmp, even more vulgar than his normal writing style. He remembers how DUmmy goodboy could reach the Greatest Page with ease, using posts with hardly a single word that would be uttered by decent people. But he still isn't coming close. Like DUmmy Pitt, who never apologized for his Fitzmas disaster, DUmmy Mythsaje will not retract, and probably can not retract, his whiny complaints about the "unrec" feature.
How about another excerpt from a DUmmy Mythsaje classic?
My name is Hades, and I used to be the Lord of the Underworld. Not the one from mythology,
though I suppose you might say I’m the person from which that mythological figure was crafted.
I’m the very same Hades who stole thousands of mortal children and transformed them,
twisted them, through magic and genetic manipulation, into an army of goblins.
Yes, that Hades.
I’m the very same Hades who lied to the Sidhe, and used their bloodline for my own purposes
and deliberately turned them into things most people would perceive as monsters.
That Hades. Otherwise known as ‘that scheming, immoral bastard.’
Book Of The Month Club
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"....but glorying in causing the death of anything is a sign of serious mental health issues). ****wad."
But the unborn are fair game.........I guess DUmmies is afraid of anything that might fight back......even bunnies.
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You know, I'm starting to weep every time an excerpt of the maudlin waif's non-Skins's island literary efforts are quoted here; the stuff from his books.
It's very sad, so much talent gone to waste.
I guess I could blame it on drugs.
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You know, I'm starting to weep every time an excerpt of the maudlin waif's non-Skins's island literary efforts are quoted here; the stuff from his books.
It's very sad, so much talent gone to waste.
I guess I could blame it on drugs.
Coach, I'd hazard a guess and say that "drugs" are about as 2500% as sure a reason as . . . well, drugs.
They're most likely the only reason.
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You know, I'm starting to weep every time an excerpt of the maudlin waif's non-Skins's island literary efforts are quoted here; the stuff from his books.
It's very sad, so much talent gone to waste.
I guess I could blame it on drugs.
He actually tries to sell his booklets through the mail?? How primitive?? Hasn't he heard of Kindle, he could sell them on the Kindle/Iphone store at Amazon.com, they will take 65 cents from each sale though. I am sure he could sell some of his stuff there. I plan to start trying to sell some stories on the Kindle/Iphone store in a month or two.
BTW- He really should try.
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He actually tries to sell his booklets through the mail?? How primitive?? Hasn't he heard of Kindle, he could sell them on the Kindle/Iphone store at Amazon.com, they will take 65 cents from each sale though. I am sure he could sell some of his stuff there. I plan to start trying to sell some stories on the Kindle/Iphone store in a month or two.
BTW- He really should try.
Amazon also has its own blogging software now. You could do your blogging there while selling your stuff.
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Only DUmmies and Roosevelt Liberals actually think the tax breaks got us into the mess, most sane people think it was Democrat Congressional and Clinton administration interference with the money markets in relation to housing that did it. Government guarantees of worthless loans led to a risk-free environment for lenders and trading on the derivatives of those loans, which humans being the adaptive individuals they are, was exploited as massively as the logical failings of the programs involved permitted.
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He actually tries to sell his booklets through the mail?? How primitive?? Hasn't he heard of Kindle, he could sell them on the Kindle/Iphone store at Amazon.com, they will take 65 cents from each sale though. I am sure he could sell some of his stuff there. I plan to start trying to sell some stories on the Kindle/Iphone store in a month or two.
BTW- He really should try.
There's one fundamental problem with that. Why would a consumer, who, with Amazon, has the entire English-speaking literary world at his fingertips, choose to spend his money on the crappy dreck churned out by DUmmy Mythsaje? Even though our society has a brain-dead segment that will pay money for rap and hip-hop noise, I think DUmmy Mythsaje's efforts fall to an even lower level of crappiness. At least the crackheads who do rap come up with some clever rhymes, like ho and do'.
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Agree with GOBUCKS. He is only marketable as a powerful sleep aid. The world's most boring man. And, the swearwords aren't helping with the quality of the prose. I'll take a pass.
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Aren't those illegal wiretaps still in place? And both wars? And Guantanamo? Am I missing something? Are these kinder, gentler wiretaps? Or maybe we're no longer targeting those poor foreigners just calling their poor Iranian mothers, like Mabel Achmed, to say goodnight. I bet it's better now because they're only targeting domestic terrorists, like retired military and Christians who protest abortions.
Cindie
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Agree with GOBUCKS. He is only marketable as a powerful sleep aid. The world's most boring man. And, the swearwords aren't helping with the quality of the prose. I'll take a pass.
I still say that Pitt is by far the world's most boring man, but this looser is running a very, very close second....
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Only DUmmies and Roosevelt Liberals actually think the tax breaks got us into the mess, most sane people think it was Democrat Congressional and Clinton administration interference with the money markets in relation to housing that did it. Government guarantees of worthless loans led to a risk-free environment for lenders and trading on the derivatives of those loans, which humans being the adaptive individuals they are, was exploited as massively as the logical failings of the programs involved permitted.
One only has to check the Treasury receipts pre and post tax cut to learn that revenue WENT UP whenever tax rates WERE CUT!
I guess DUmmie Mythsaje can't see to read this because of all the crayon scribble on his monitor....
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DUmmy Mythsaje is still desperately trying to reach the DUmp Greatest Page.
Tis true. Look at this...
Mythsaje
7. Not that it matters, in the grand scheme of things, but taking the fact that this has dropped two points in the last two hours, it suggests that a couple of freeper types have gotten their hands on that dirty little unrec button. Well, either that or someone who has an issue with my language. Or both, come to think of it. Either way, **** 'em.
Oh that's correct, it really doesn't matter much at all........ except to you. You're living and dying based upon a stinkin' recommend/unrecommend button on a worthless pol board. How pitiful of an existance is that?
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Oh that's correct, it really doesn't matter much at all........ except to you. You're living and dying based upon a stinkin' recommend/unrecommend button on a worthless pol board. How pitiful of an existance is that?
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Pretty bad. There's a number of message boards that I'm a member of that, once I've posted whatever half-witty prose I've written on a thread, I never go back to see what others have said about my post. I just don't care what others think of my opinion. It's mine. That's all that matters.