The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on July 22, 2009, 04:10:25 PM
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A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum.
These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools.
The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain.
OMG !!!! (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2549237/Drunk-man-got-two-hammered.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News)
Pictures at the link for brave souls. :evillaugh:
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One night I drank a six pack of beer, a bottle of wine and a 1.75liter bottle of absolut, and I still wasn't drunk enough to be that ****ing stupid
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I don't wanna know where he put the nails.
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/homer1.jpg)
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Regular hot water would've done the trick. Moron.
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This is a good example of National health care.
The only way he could get relief was to do something so drastic he could not be turned away.
There is a site on the web that lists and shows ex-rays of patients that had accidentally sat on a carrot or light bulb, interesting.
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Are you:
1) Angry Drunk
2) Sloppy Drunk
3) Handy Drunk