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Title: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2009, 11:31:10 PM
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This Tangerine DUmmy shows up on nearly every thread at the DUmp. She must be working a half dozen computers at once, no small trick for someone of her advanced years. An indicator of her age is her service as a camp whore for Pancho Villa's band of merry men during their famous raid on Columbus, New Mexico. This of course, predated her better known dalliances, described earlier by franksolich. I'm not sure why, but it seems she's on the road to supplanting the lovely and elegant Clare Boothe Luce as the object of coach's affection. Could have something to do with her thinning, marcelled hair.

Trust me, the Rita Hayworth primitive is nothing near Clare Boothe Luce, when it comes to class, grace, style, manners, tastes, elegance, wit.

Not even close.

Incidentally, I always considered that the biggest flaw in the character of Lyndon Johnson; he thought too little of Clare Boothe Luce.

I'm not sure why the Rita Hayworth primitive has been spurred into so much action on Skins's island the last several months; in the past she had been mostly dormant, but now she's a beehive of action.

It's almost as if she's getting ready to embark on a journey, and is scurrying around trying to get a thousand and one things done, before she leaves.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance
Post by: LC EFA on July 22, 2009, 01:45:29 AM
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 08:30 PM
Original message
I have become a belcher
I used to burp quietly and lady like

but for some reason the last few months I have become more than loud

I can out belch the rudest grossest belcher

Them's fightin' words.  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance
Post by: The Village Idiot on July 22, 2009, 03:10:53 AM
Sounds like a challenge
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 22, 2009, 04:28:58 AM
Sounds like a challenge

I think I'd just let her 'win' this one. :whatever: :hammer: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 04:48:50 AM
Oh damn.

Major error.

My apologies, GOBUCKS.

Damn.

Damn.

I "modified" GOBUCK's orginal post.

I thought I was adding a comment, but I inadvertently modified instead.

Damn.

I have no idea how that happened, other than I obviously clicked on the wrong button.

My apologies, GOBUCKS.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 04:50:25 AM
Damn.

And I can't recover GOBUCK's original material.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 04:51:15 AM
Woe is me.

And that was such wonderful material, from GOBUCKS, that now no longer exists.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 04:51:46 AM
****.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 05:05:31 AM
In case anyone's wondering, the original post by GOBUCKS involved the greenbriar primitive boasting about the quality of her belches, and whining about her nephew-in-law spending too much time hanging around the house after helping her husband with some automotive mechanics.

And then one primitive chastised the greenbriar primitive for talking about people behind their backs.

To which the Rita Hayworth primitive said the anonymity of the internet made it NOT offensive, because people on the internet are (generally) anonymous.

That's what I remember of it.

Again, sorry, folks.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: AprilRazz on July 22, 2009, 05:07:31 AM
We will let it slide this time Coach. :p
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 05:14:23 AM
This was the second bonfire quoted by GOBUCKS:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8941930

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 03:54 PM
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uggggg hubby had my nephew comehelp him with his vehicle Sunday still here How can I get him to GO

I can't get him to go home

arrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggg

He is 35

Maybe a little slow but great with cars

he changed the oil and did some brake work...hubby paid him and he is STILL here

I want him to go home

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Bertha Venation  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-21-09 03:58 PM
Response to Original message
 
1. Hubby invited him? Hubby paid him? Hubby sends him home.

Tell Hubby to do it.

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 04:00 PM
Response to Reply #1
 
2. hubby is at work... kid doesn't take suttle hints just wants acceptance and probably has it much better here than at home

but I hate to hurt his feelings

but I am tired of him being here

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Kali  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 04:01 PM
Response to Reply #1
 
3. ayup

or find some more work for him to do

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 08:27 PM
Response to Reply #3
 
4. Finally he is gone

I fixed supper and said I wanted to feed him before he had to leave so his momma would know I was a good aunt.

Don't get me wrong, he is my nephew and I love him but he really does not have some social concepts down...

like personal space

adult conversation

taking cues about things

really he is more like an 8 year old in some respects

I feel sorry for him and want to protect him, but I also get my fill

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noamnety (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-21-09 09:54 PM
Response to Reply #4
 
7. does he have aspergers?

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dixiegrrrrl  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 11:08 PM
Response to Reply #7
 
9. Good catch.

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taterguy (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-21-09 09:14 PM
Response to Original message
 
5. Seriously, have you ever heard of the Golden Rule?

How would you feel if people trashed you behind your back on a public message board?

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kentauros  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 09:51 PM
Response to Reply #5
 
6. It's the Lounge: we're ALL subject to that treatment.

How often have you searched on your name or nick to see how your "friends" are treating you in cyberspace?

And just think how bad it would be if you could listen in on cell-calls, texts and even thoughts...

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 10:31 PM
Response to Reply #5
 
8. Anonymity negates the Golden Rule - and I mean that.

Scenarios presented here aren't "trashing people behind their backs." They're DUers who are asking for input on a specific problem.

Quick - tell me the name of the person offended by what was posted in the OP!

Quick - tell me where he lives!

Quick - tell me how you know him!

Quick - tell me the OP's real name and address!

See?

Anonymity lends a layer of protection, so your concern, which is quite touching and just a tiny bit scolding, can be at ease...........
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: docstew on July 22, 2009, 05:15:43 AM
We will let it slide this time Coach. :p

Don't let there be a second...  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 05:17:48 AM
I searched, but couldn't find the greenbriar belching bonfire.

Damn.

Sorry, folks, and most of all, sorry, GOBUCKS.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 05:20:02 AM
Don't let there be a second...  :-)

It's the middle of the night, and I clicked on "modify" rather than "quote."
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: LC EFA on July 22, 2009, 05:20:33 AM
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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Tue Jul-21-09 08:30 PM
Original message
I have become a belcher
   
I used to burp quietly and lady like

but for some reason the last few months I have become more than loud

I can out belch the rudest grossest belcher

:shrug:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8942463

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michreject  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Tue Jul-21-09 08:45 PM
Response to Original message
1. I wonder if it's a chemical reaction
   
To some of the meds that you take.

I take some gestural intestinal meds that screw me up.
 
greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-21-09 08:54 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. interesting point
   
I will ask my dr



it is sometimes quite embarrassing

and hubby hates it
 
Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-21-09 08:56 PM
Response to Original message
3. Should I record one of mine and post it?
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 05:22:21 AM
Thanks, LC EFA; that was it.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: docstew on July 22, 2009, 05:25:10 AM
It's the middle of the night, and I clicked on "modify" rather than "quote."

sorry, forgot the  :sarcasm:
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: Flame on July 22, 2009, 08:05:15 AM
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 04:00 PM
Response to Reply #1
 
2. hubby is at work... kid doesn't take suttle  hints just wants acceptance and probably has it much better here than at home

but I hate to hurt his feelings

but I am tired of him being here

It just kills me to know how low our standards are these days when a TEACHER can't even spell the simple word SUBTLE.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: Karin on July 22, 2009, 10:22:37 AM
And they apparently cannot spell out "husband" or "vegetables."   Why the hell is she telling the DUmp about her burps?  I don't recall this kind of stuff ever being brought up by one of us.  Nor our date nights. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: USA4ME on July 22, 2009, 10:40:39 AM
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greenbriar

I can't get him to go home

arrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I want him to go home

So you can do what??  You're going to be on Skin's island complaining regardless of what he's doing.

Maybe she had to go to the sparkling husband primitive's dwelling area of her home in order to log in and post.

.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 22, 2009, 10:47:59 AM
What is the deal?

Why does Greenbrier

use so many effing lines

to make her point?

S H E

I S

S O

I R R I T A T I N G!!!

Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: franksolich on July 22, 2009, 10:50:51 AM
What is the deal?

Why does Greenbrier

use so many effing lines

to make her point?

S H E

I S

S O

I R R I T A T I N G!!!

I get the impression her mind wanders easily, and that actually to post something takes her a long time.  She loses her flow of thought, and drifts.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: thundley4 on July 22, 2009, 10:52:22 AM
I get the impression her mind wanders easily, and that actually to post something takes her a long time.  She loses her flow of thought, and drifts.

That sounds a little like our noob, Vesta.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 22, 2009, 11:00:03 AM
Oh damn.

Major error.

My apologies, GOBUCKS.

Damn.

Damn.

I "modified" GOBUCK's orginal post.

I thought I was adding a comment, but I inadvertently modified instead.

Damn.

I have no idea how that happened, other than I obviously clicked on the wrong button.

My apologies, GOBUCKS.
I'm devastated. But, unlike coach's whiny protege, sitting at his thrift store dinette, water from his upstairs neighbor's leaky toilet occasionally dripping on his shoulder (no point in repairing that hole til the super takes care of the damn toilet), I will get over it.

I thought at first I was feeling coach's wrath for bringing up that nasty tale about DUmmy LaBamba on the U.S. - Mexico border. She was on our side, you know. The raid was never repeated due to the number of banditos she laid low with clap symptoms. Then, of course, the U.S. Army intervened.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: delilahmused on July 22, 2009, 12:15:54 PM
Wonder when she's going to announce her farting prowess.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 22, 2009, 02:04:16 PM
****.

WOW Coach! It musta really pissed ya off! LOL!

You're generally the one with the least profanity........Heh, heh
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 22, 2009, 02:14:12 PM
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-21-09 04:00 PM
Response to Reply #1
 
2. hubby is at work... kid doesn't take suttle hints just wants acceptance and probably has it much better here than at home

but I hate to hurt his feelings

but I am tired of him being here

KID???? Didn't she say this "kid" was 35????????

Only a DUmbass could consider a 35 year old a kid! Kick the bastard out and tell him to get a job! Then perhaps he could move out of his mom's basement!
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: The Village Idiot on July 22, 2009, 05:10:47 PM
WOW Coach! It musta really pissed ya off! LOL!

You're generally the one with the least profanity........Heh, heh

Hey, that would be me. Since I never use it.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: docstew on July 23, 2009, 06:28:03 AM
KID???? Didn't she say this "kid" was 35????????

Only a DUmbass could consider a 35 year old a kid! Kick the bastard out and tell him to get a job! Then perhaps he could move out of his mom's basement!

It wasn't her kid... IIRC, greenbriar has a daughter.  This "kid" was the mentally challenged relative of her husband that helped fix the car.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: crockspot on July 23, 2009, 06:57:23 AM
I think greenbriar's nephew is hanging around for some of Pancho Villa's sloppy seconds.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: mamacags on July 23, 2009, 11:52:28 AM
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Greenbriar'snephew (1 post) Tue Jul-21-09 04:06 PM

Dear DU,  My aunt is pickled again.  I offered to come out and fix her worthless cars for free because I feel sorry for her.  She has several mental problems and mixing them with alcohol and massive quantities of prescription drugs doesn't help at all.  I didn't drive here today because I didn't want to ruin my BMW on the rutty driveway that leads to House De'Hades.  I swear if the town saw the inside of this place they would bomb it from 2 miles away just to try and sterilize it enough to raze.  Aunty was supposed to drive me home today.  Instead she started gulping down Red Rose wine at 8:40 and hasn't stopped.  I will be calling a taxi soon, if they will actually drive out to this dump.  My uncle is in town at the doctor getting some more medicine.  It seems every time they come back from a cruise his man parts get infected with some weird foreign form of VD.  Poor guy would put a gun in his mouth if it weren't for the fact that his darling daughter needs one competent parent.  Just remember DU there are always two sides to every story and if the story is coming out of Greenbriar's mouth/head it is usually a lie.


If the truth were to come out.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: franksolich on July 23, 2009, 12:01:00 PM
Damn, mama, you're good.

Admirable.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: thundley4 on July 23, 2009, 04:13:38 PM

If the truth were to come out.

We need to keep this near the top for a little while for lurking DUmmies.  :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 23, 2009, 04:35:23 PM
We need to keep this near the top for a little while for lurking DUmmies.  :rotf:

Works for me!
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: vesta111 on July 24, 2009, 01:47:43 PM
I think greenbriar's nephew is hanging around for some of Pancho Villa's sloppy seconds.

Don't you be talking about my grandma, she was just in the wrong place for a lady of her deportment.
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 24, 2009, 03:38:47 PM
Don't you be talking about my grandma, she was just in the wrong place for a lady of her deportment.

So, she was being deported?
Title: Re: DUmmy Greenbriar Returns With A Vengeance (oops, error by franksolich)
Post by: vesta111 on July 25, 2009, 08:10:56 AM
So, she was being deported?

I may have miss under stood Crockspot mention of Poncho Villa.

Some time in 1918 she was in Deming New Mexico teaching school.  She married out there and in 8 months was sent home to Maine, as in the words of the day were, she was SHOWING.

Her husband my grandfather stayed behind to fight the war with Mexico. I assume she was deported back to Maine as teachers were not allowed to expose themselves to children when in a delicate condition.

Sloppy seconds were unknown at that time for woman of breeding and education, it was only the woman who got the short end of the stick that would have any knowledge of such things.